Bizarre stuff on IDW forum - no, I mean really bizarre

[bumblemusprime]

So, I've been thinking of posting the fanfic elsewhere, if only to get torn apart by the monkeys on the other forums. So I went in to take a look at the IDW fanfic forum.

It's completely spammed by pr0n link threads. I couldn't help clicking to see how they ended up with two and three pages of comments and...

Okay, if you dare, go read them. They're amazing. It's like someone ran a text search of an amateur erotic novel, took all the cut text without any context, and called it a post. But there's kind of a story there.

I was very impressed Paul. As washing himself, he went to take the clothes of his violet. To walk with her to the shower, Paul ormh34 gave the water. And I will be able to display their room to you then, and then we will be able to talk about what I want to do later. " Wanna take a shower? She held out her hand for him. " I like feeling particularly good people, is to make you. " Because you agree with it, she thought his wife and very sweet. And, his wife, agreed that he takes a part of the savings of their own, should have this adventure it. Question her, drew the fact that he was married. He listened with interest unfeigned Violet As told her about myself. And, the company was very good. It was one of the best food that he would have had until now easily. Lunch was thick prime rib tmpv62 steak, baked potato, trimming all. I's, so we treated anyway, let's get the lunch! " "Well," Paul said while chuckle. " Not only both my lunch and dinner, it is included in the price of your ... Violet laughed. " Distracted. "

I am trying to figure this out. Is this erotica pulled together from spambots, or erotica attempts from someone who is truly terrible with the English language? Here's one of the more explicit passages whited out:

I will be able to lick her from asshole to clit in one swipe. I love what you can on your own Kei. They both laughed. Amanda said, "Yeah, wow yet," and on the couch. Amanda said, "Wow" on the screen. And she dreamed that it will be participating in Cirque du Soleil once.

Cirque du Soleil! HAWT.

There's also no consistency with the in-text links. You'll get what I think is a lesbian scenario, interrupted by a highlighted link for gay old man pr0n. (I haven't clicked the links--anyone who wants to take the risk and report back is welcome to.)

I also like to think that someone tried to write a subroutine that would just automatically write pr0n on fanfic boards. Maybe someone wiser in these things can tell me if that's possible.

[Edit: Link removed because it seems to have attracted the attention of spambots. You can find it on your own.]

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i assumed based on the topic heading you had found people who liked RID. sickos.

[bumblemusprime]

I avoid that part of the forum. Jeez, a man must have taste.

I really want to know how this kind of spambot works. Unfortunately "how do p**n spambots work" does not turn up many helpful results on ye olde Internet.