Laptop stolen

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 3:09 am

Didn't realize the trunk of the car was still open. Someone snatched my backpack with my laptop and iPod in it out of the car.

Anyone got some genius advice on how to find the bastards?

Yaya · Post by **Yaya** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 4:04 am

I ****** hate that.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:16 am

bumblemusprime wrote:Anyone got some genius advice on how to find the bastards?

Try calling your laptop!

Oh, wait...

I got nothing, sorry.

Post by **Kaylee** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:22 pm

Poor you! I hope it was insured?

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:23 pm

Ping?

Post by **Best First** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:28 pm

Remotley activate the hidden mini nuke and look for the 'shroomage.

This may backfire if your wife has stolen it.

Seriously tho - sorry dude - that sucks.

Jack Cade · Post by **Jack Cade** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:48 pm

Any CCTV?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:17 am

Trawl ebay and craigslist for local sellers offering laptops and ipods?

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:03 pm

That and call pawn shops, yep.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:02 pm

...wait, is bumblemusprime Mr. Ellsworth?

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:28 am

Oh noes all the pron!

Btw this is one sweet laptop.

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:21 am

Obfleur wrote:...wait, is bumblemusprime Mr. Ellsworth?

Bumblemus Prime maintains his distance from that frothing nerd.

Obfleur wrote: wait, is bumblemusprime a Brendocon alt-id?

This is more like it.

Actually, they're going to get a rude shock. There's a pretty good porn blocker built into Firefox. I've got kids, y'know, and I never want to have the "Daddy, what's College Lesbo Party Dot Com?" conversation.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:11 am

bumblemusprime wrote:Actually, they're going to get a rude shock. There's a pretty good porn blocker built into Firefox. I've got kids, y'know, and I never want to have the "Daddy, what's College Lesbo Party Dot Com?" conversation.

*notes URL for future reference*

Post by **Best First** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:27 am

bumblemusprime wrote: I've got kids, y'know, and I never want to have the "Daddy, what's College Lesbo Party Dot Com?" conversation.

Yes you do. Eventutally, yes you do.

"Check these out son. Woo ha."

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:57 pm

Best First wrote:
bumblemusprime wrote: I've got kids, y'know, and I never want to have the "Daddy, what's College Lesbo Party Dot Com?" conversation.
Yes you do. Eventutally, yes you do.

"Check these out son. Woo ha."

im more worried about my kids finding something on the internet that Jessy and I posted.

Ah Jack Daniels.. you make all decisions seem like good ones.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:15 pm

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:im more worried about my kids finding something on the internet that Jessy and I posted.

Ah Jack Daniels.. you make all decisions seem like good ones.

links pls

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:38 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Optimus Prime Rib wrote:im more worried about my kids finding something on the internet that Jessy and I posted.

Ah Jack Daniels.. you make all decisions seem like good ones.
links pls

ill have to find em. it was a couple years ago so it might not be easy to find.

weve pretty much stopped drinking lol

Post by **Best First** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:05 am

Once, a long time ago I was watching a late night 'documentary' on the moonlight bunny ranch... There was this couple who hired a lady to get all threesomey and, well... OPR?

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:17 am

Best First wrote:Once, a long time ago I was watching a late night 'documentary' on the moonlight bunny ranch... There was this couple who hired a lady to get all threesomey and, well... OPR?

what can I say? my baby batter is in demand

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:20 pm

I saw a dude with a souvenir T-shirt from a "ranch" in Vegas the other day. No lie. Naked chick with cowboy boots and the logo. All it needed was a slogan. "I raided the chicken coop at the Moonlight Ranch."

Yaya · Post by **Yaya** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:43 pm

Whoever comes up with a cheap homing beacon the size of a quarter, like the one Batman uses, and sells it at a reasonable price will be a friggin billionaire.

Imagine. You could implant one on your kids and never have to worry about them being kidnapped. You could put them in your car (or laptop), and the police could nab them.

Why does this not exist? This, and a remote for the TV that has a button that can be pushed somewhere that causes it to let out an audible "beep" like phones these days.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:10 pm

You'd still have to worry about them being kidnapped. You'd just be able to find them a lot more easily.

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:
Optimus Prime Rib wrote:im more worried about my kids finding something on the internet that Jessy and I posted.

Ah Jack Daniels.. you make all decisions seem like good ones.
links pls
ill have to find em. it was a couple years ago so it might not be easy to find.

Does the site name start with an x and end with a tube?

Yaya · Post by **Yaya** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:59 pm

Brendocon wrote:You'd still have to worry about them being kidnapped. You'd just be able to find them a lot more easily.

Surely that would be a deterrent to kidnapping then? Course, people do some crazy ass ****.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:39 am

Brendocon wrote:You'd still have to worry about them being kidnapped. You'd just be able to find them a lot more easily.

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote: links pls
ill have to find em. it was a couple years ago so it might not be easy to find.
Does the site name start with an x and end with a tube?

we had some xtube stuff out there. she liked to put the goods on any amateur site we could find because then wed get free memberships.

what can I say? Im a lucky guy

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:09 pm

This is clearly him. I can't wait until the officer calls and returns the laptop, with some heroin thrown in.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/l ... es_section

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:11 pm

Hey, if you've got some other way to improve salmon habitat that DOESN'T involve getting everything and everyone high on smack, junk, horse, china white, chiva, H, tar, black, dope, brown, dog, food, negra, nod, or white horse, I'd love to hear about it.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:22 pm

You've already got a new laptop. Just ask for the heroin and sell it on for the profit.

Post by **Best First** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:59 am

Yaya wrote:Whoever comes up with a cheap homing beacon the size of a quarter, like the one Batman uses, and sells it at a reasonable price will be a friggin billionaire.

i thought these already existed - my bike has one - it cost about £40 i think.

Yaya · Post by **Yaya** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:49 pm

Best First wrote:
Yaya wrote:Whoever comes up with a cheap homing beacon the size of a quarter, like the one Batman uses, and sells it at a reasonable price will be a friggin billionaire.
i thought these already existed - my bike has one - it cost about £40 i think.

Seriously? Sweet!

Think about how much crime could be stopped with such devices. I think if it's small enough (and doesn't cause cancer), such devices would be revolutionary, particularly if they could be 'implanted' in an unknown location on your children. Might sound a little extreme, but we live in extreme times where sick ****s are rampant, at least here in the U.S.

Not to mention being able to locate items, like your bike, that have been stolen from you. Put them in cars. Put them in bikes. Put them in TV's Put them in people.

Awesome. Do you have a link about the one you put on your bike?

Post by **Best First** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:19 pm

http://www.datatag.co.uk/

TransFans.co.uk

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