Where the FLARK are you lads at these days?! EH?!

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:30 am

I`m in Panama myself, but only for 2 weeks, to visit the bloodline.

Writing this from the free internet-comp. here at the hostel/hotel ( it`s hard to tell what, exactly...).

Been pretty good fun so far. I`ll be bloody broke when I get home tho... heh.

SOOOoooo.... where the flark are you lads, blokes and lass`s at anyway??

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:24 pm

Well, I had to move to a small town called Forks... met and fell in love with a sparkly vampire...

No, wait... that was a movie. With a slightly better (but still teenage romance that reads like self-centered fanfiction, boo) book. Oh well.

What's wrong with ladies my age-older who lust after seventeen year olds, btw? Twilight Moms? WTF? If the genders were reversed, there would be a lot more police interest.

That said, I might (might) find Taylor Lautner interesting if I was closer to seventeen. On the provisions that I never had to look at his face (so one of these jobbies right here

) and he remain in movie-shape and shirtless forever.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:02 pm

saysadie wrote: remain in movie-shape and shirtless forever.

I asked the same thing of Kate Beckinsale. She has yet to reply....

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:14 am

The utter nerve, hey?

I've actually completely changed my mind after watching a trailer. Never realised I had the age so spot on, or that he looked so freaking young. Thaaaat's just wrong

The Last Autobot · Post by **The Last Autobot** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:42 am

What Im doing?

Consolidating Tfs Perú. Its been a great year, weve done a lot of activities/expos/events/etc

And now, Im putting together all the different latinoamerican Tf communities together to finally take over the world.

Stay tuned!

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:51 pm

I am... an average of forty-five minutes from any 2010 Olympic event you can name. Those who wish to brave the border are welcome to the couch.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:57 pm

saysadie wrote: What's wrong with ladies my age-older who lust after seventeen year olds, btw? Twilight Moms? WTF? If the genders were reversed, there would be a lot more police interest.

Not in this country where ******* a 17 year old (of either gender) is perfectly legal no matter how old and ugly you are. Luckily for Ronnie Wood.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:21 pm

inflatable dalek wrote:Not in this country where ******* a 17 year old (of either gender) is perfectly legal no matter how old and ugly you are. Luckily for Ronnie Wood.

However, with that in mind, they do have to take favouritism issues into account for doctor-patient, teacher-student, etc. dynamics.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:42 pm

I don't think anyone in this thread is ever going to be put in a position of trust over teenagers so it doesn't really apply here.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:29 pm

Going to be put, no.

Has already been put, yes.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:41 pm

Well in that case it's the fault of whichever fool actually gave some of the great unwahsed of this site the job in the first place.

Though there's nothing to stop a teacher/doctor/ect going of and buggering a 17 they're not in charge of.

To be even slightly more OT I've never really understood the appeal of purity/virginity. That bloke who paid all that money in order to pop that university student's cherry... if you're going to spend silly cash on sex you should at least spend it on someone who's good at it.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:33 pm

inflatable dalek wrote:Well in that case it's the fault of whichever fool actually gave some of the great unwahsed of this site the job in the first place.

In my case, it was probably some faceless MOD bigwig who most likely earns more in a month than you do in a year.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:43 pm

And in teh awesome plot twist: I AM THAT FACELESS MOD BIGWIG BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Possibly.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:52 pm

inflatable dalek wrote:I don't think anyone in this thread is ever going to be put in a position of trust over teenagers so it doesn't really apply here.

Well I suppose if none of us ever aspire to have children or hold any kind of job of authority, then yeah, you may be right.

However, you're 0-2 at this point.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:47 am

So, what are we talking about here?

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:43 am

Obfleur wrote:So, what are we talking about here?

Dalek is a pedobear. So is IronHide.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:58 am

IronHide wrote: Well I suppose if none of us ever aspire to have children or hold any kind of job of authority, then yeah, you may be right.[/quoute]

Ah, I never said there aren't people here who asipire to those positions, just that no one in their right mind would give anyone here those positions.

However, you're 0-2 at this point.

I'm 2 up? Great.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:40 pm

It's a good thing you're not here to make friends, eh?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:04 pm

I've got a child and teach.... What do I win?

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:35 pm

Rebis!

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:11 pm

inflatable dalek wrote: Ah, I never said there aren't people here who asipire to those positions, just that no one in their right mind would give anyone here those positions.

So you believe that everyone who posts here is unfit to raise a child based (whether as surrogate or biological parents) upon your extensive knowledge of.......?

The only point I concede is that I would not allow you nor anyone else here the right to raise MY child.

saysadie wrote: Dalek is a pedobear. So is IronHide.

http://www.break.com/pictures/the-pedob ... 41275.html

Post by **Computron** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:22 am

IronHide wrote:
inflatable dalek wrote: Ah, I never said there aren't people here who asipire to those positions, just that no one in their right mind would give anyone here those positions.

So you believe that everyone who posts here is unfit to raise a child based (whether as surrogate or biological parents) upon your extensive knowledge of.......?

The only point I concede is that I would not allow you nor anyone else here the right to raise MY child.

saysadie wrote: Dalek is a pedobear. So is IronHide.
http://www.break.com/pictures/the-pedob ... 41275.html

IronHide, it only took me 3 minutes of knowing you to realize I wouldn't trust you with a dining table, let alone a child.

Edit - It appears my signature is woefully out of date. Someone appears to have lost the .net and replaced it with a .co.uk.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:52 am

Computron wrote: IronHide, it only took me 3 minutes of knowing you to realize I wouldn't trust you with a dining table, let alone a child.

Now that's harsh. I'm sure the table would survive almost unmolested.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:47 am

Computron wrote:...

DEAR GOD IT HAS RETURNED.

WHO DID WE ANGER TO MERIT SUCH A PUNISHMENT???????

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:50 am

I'm getting ready to visit the folks and family for the holidays. Apparently, something like 7 children have been born since the last time I was around for Christmas.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:03 pm

Computron wrote:Someone appears to have lost the .net and replaced it with a .co.uk.

!!!!!!!!!!!

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:24 pm

The boards are lighting up with all those pretty lights!

The Last Autobot wrote:What Im doing?

Consolidating Tfs Perú. Its been a great year, weve done a lot of activities/expos/events/etc

And now, Im putting together all the different latinoamerican Tf communities together to finally take over the world.

Stay tuned!

Sounds excellent, mate!

You really are one of the biggest fans in your neck of the woods, so I`m not so surprised to hear this.

saysadie wrote:Well, I had to move to a small town called Forks... met and fell in love with a sparkly vampire...

No, wait... that was a movie. With a slightly better (but still teenage romance that reads like self-centered fanfiction, boo) book. Oh well.

What's wrong with ladies my age-older who lust after seventeen year olds, btw? Twilight Moms? WTF? If the genders were reversed, there would be a lot more police interest.

That said, I might (might) find Taylor Lautner interesting if I was closer to seventeen. On the provisions that I never had to look at his face (so one of these jobbies right here ) and he remain in movie-shape and shirtless forever.

So, uh I guess it's business as usual for Sadie, then?

bumblemusprime wrote:I am... an average of forty-five minutes from any 2010 Olympic event you can name. Those who wish to brave the border are welcome to the couch.

You're in...in...Caaaanada?!

I seem to have missed this information about your person prior to this. Huh.

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:I've got a child and teach.... What do I win?

Respect and adoration from faceless strangers somewhere in the world?

Good show tho Mark. Whodda' thunk it, with where life was 3 years ago? As a side-note, I guess you've got a new day-job then?

No such luck here lads... as I'll once more be going back to the ol' unemployment agency come new-years. ( which is when I get back from vacation.)

Computron wrote: IronHide, it only took me 3 minutes of knowing you to realize I wouldn't trust you with a dining table, let alone a child.

Edit - It appears my signature is woefully out of date. Someone appears to have lost the .net and replaced it with a .co.uk.

You function once more. Does this mean that you are now a full-fledged lawyer?

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:37 pm

I live on the very threshold of that fearsome land called Canada.

I was going to comment on this thread. Then I decided that if I ever contribute to a paedo discussion on Transfans, I will be nuked from orbit.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:07 pm

Call Comps a Southerner. He hates it.

bumblemusprime wrote:I live on the very threshold of that fearsome land called Canada.

I was going to comment on this thread. Then I decided that if I ever contribute to a paedo discussion on Transfans, I will be nuked from orbit.

"Come to the darkside, we have cookies"?

Post by **Computron** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:27 pm

Brend: Blame Sadie for tracking me down and forcing me to say something.

Predabot: I am duly licensed to practice law in the State of Illinois. Been doing it for over a year now. Love it to pieces.

Sadie: You are a very very bad person.