Jazz and his other half <SHUDDER>

Dead Head · Post by **Dead Head** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:09 pm

http://seibertron.com/news/view.php?id=12241&

TF Mosaic is a great platform for robolove fanwank.

Hot Shot · Post by **Hot Shot** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:50 pm

I read the title and assumed it had to do with movie Jazz.

But yeah, Mosaic has ventured from "mini-stories between comics/cartoons" into full blown fanwank with "Decepticons are misunderstood" as a common issue theme. It scares me that most people who make them are the most likely candidates for jobs at IDW. I'd start reading them again if they weren't so...Dreamwave.

Dead Head · Post by **Dead Head** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:01 pm

Hot Shot wrote:It scares me that most people who make them are the most likely candidates for jobs at IDW.

Christ, that is a grim thought.

The tacit approval of IDW for this forsaken dreck is another point of woe.

Manchester Devil · Post by **Manchester Devil** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:16 pm

I'm curious and...

bloody hell! Kill it with fire! Purge it with the Matrix!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:36 pm

Nice to see Seibertron's board code is of a similar calibre...

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:06 pm

Why do people feel the need to sexualise Transformers like this?

It makes me very sad.

Post by **Best First** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:51 pm

ha ha! that is toss on so many levels.

sorry whoever wrote that, but you are not destined for such things and your poetry is gash.

The Last Autobot · Post by **The Last Autobot** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:06 am

Big piece of crap

Post by **Kaylee** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:35 am

Truly horrible

Post by **snarl** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:50 am

******* hell, how much time does this ******* debacle of a person spend romancing themself?

I would never EVER accept a cup of tea if offered from this guy - it'd smell revolting, like tuna and pubes.

A lot of the Mosaic stuff makes me cringe. The art is often decent, but the writing and plotlines... Jesus. Anybody else get the impression that a lot of TF fans are pretentious Robo-Morrissey cocks?

Not the guys on this board - You're awesome.

Post by **Kaylee** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:53 am

I don't like spitting on people's hard work... but I agree entirely Snarlos

Some of the art is nice, most of the stories I've seen are just... bleh. I'm aware of the limitations of a one-page-format, but the stories go nowhere, are usually very pretentious and don't take the characters beyond their 'Universe' profiles.

Quite why they're the current toast of the town I'm not sure...

Post by **snarl** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:58 am

There are some I've seen and really liked...

I remember one involving Razorclaw, that was solid stuff.

****** hell though, this one... It's a wank fantasy.

The format has a lot of potential for adding layers to other stories. When it's been done this way, the results have been pretty enjoyable.

When it's a wank fantasy for an obscure character... it's just gash innit.

Post by **Kaylee** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:02 am

snarl wrote:
The format has a lot of potential for adding layers to other stories. When it's been done this way, the results have been pretty enjoyable.

Can't argue with that

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:19 am

It was inevitable.

Pervfic eventually finds its way into every storytelling medium. We get plain text eroticised TF. We get slash art. Given the efficiency of the Mosaic format, it was bound to crossover into it eventually.

It's rule 34 of the internet. If you can imagine it, there is porn of it. Mosaic is just slow catching up.

And what the [composite word including 'f*ck'] is a loyaties?

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:57 am

I like the Mosaics in the main but I'm surprised this one got through. I'd rather watch the love scenes in Attack of the Clones on a permanent loop than read that one again.

The only other one I've seen which I didn't like was the Wheelie one.

Post by **Best First** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:16 am

spiderfrommars wrote:I'd rather watch the love scenes in Attack of the Clones on a permanent loop than read that one again.

Oof.

in terms of the rest of the project - the art is usually good but i find a lot of teh stories to be a bit obvious and lacking in punch. Quite often people try and hook a really powerful last line and they just tend to fall a bit flat.

Still a by and large worthy endevour tho.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:12 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:The only other one I've seen which I didn't like was the Wheelie one.

There was a Wheelie one?

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:55 pm

Ugh! My eyes! My eyes!

snarl wrote:Not the guys on this board - You're awesome.

I'm sure that requires a qualifier in that statement somewhere.

skyblaze · Post by **skyblaze** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:39 pm

I think it is cute. What the use having guys if you can't love them or gals if you can't?

Dead Head · Post by **Dead Head** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:55 pm

skyblaze wrote:I think it is cute. What the use having guys if you can't love them or gals if you can't?

You're a blow-in from which webboard now?

Post by **Denyer** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:58 pm

skyblaze wrote:What the use having guys

About as much use as genitalia or fetal gestation to robots.

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:13 pm

skyblaze wrote:What the use having guys if you can't love them or gals if you can't?

Care to try that again in English?

Hot Shot · Post by **Hot Shot** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:36 pm

Dead Head wrote:
skyblaze wrote:I think it is cute. What the use having guys if you can't love them or gals if you can't?
You're a blow-in from which webboard now?

Bit more importantly, how old are you skyblaze?

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:12 pm

I think Skyblaze is your age, Hot Shot...

Anyways, skyblaze's opinion is skyblaze's own, even tho not every one of us will agree with it.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:25 pm

Predabot wrote:Anyways, skyblaze's opinion is skyblaze's own, even tho not every one of us will agree with it.

What a truly redundant sentence.

Of course skyblaze's opinion is skyblaze's own - who else would it belong to?

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:59 pm

ME!!

Trough mind-control!

Eh, ok. I admit it. I've got nothin'...

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:04 pm

Predabot wrote:ME!! Trough mind-control!

Eh, ok. I admit it. I've got nothin'...

Shut up then.

Yes, skyblaze is entitled to its opinion.

skyblaze is entitled to think the comic is cute. By the same virtue, I'm entitled to think skyblaze is an idiot.

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:15 pm

Halfshell wrote:By the same virtue, I'm entitled to think skyblaze is an idiot.

Bit rude, are we?

Halfshell · Post by **Halfshell** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:40 pm

Just stating the facts.

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:23 am

Hot Shot wrote:It scares me that most people who make them are the most likely candidates for jobs at IDW.

As opposed to people who actually have writing credentials other than one-page fan stories?

Wait... there was Eric Holmes....

Papa wrote:I would never EVER accept a cup of tea if offered from this guy - it'd smell revolting, like tuna and pubes.

This statement made me giggle like a wee schoolgirl.