Singing a crafty football song at the terraces (Seats)

[snarl]

To Winter Wonderland:

There's only one Arsene Wenger
There's only one Arsene Wenger
With a packet of sweets and a Portuguese tan,
Where the [composite word including 'f*ck'] is Madeline McCann? / Wenger's keeping Maddie in his van

To Lord of the Dance:

Sol, Sol, wherever you may be
You're on the verge of lunacy
And we don't give a [composite word including 'f*ck'] if you're hanging from a tree
You're a Judas **** with HIV!

Who's got some more?