Yay! Roughed up by a chav tonight

Hound · Post by **Hound** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:41 am

So I was walking back on my own from the pub tonight after seeing an old friend, and I saw a dodgy looking hoody cross from the other side of the road, clearly to intercept me.

He pushed me in the chest and started shouting at me in some foreign language, so with my car keys in my hand I punched him in the face. And walked off. He wasn't shouting anymore!!

******* hoodies

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:27 am

Well played, sir. Well played.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:30 am

You're Batman

Hound · Post by **Hound** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:54 am

Obfleur wrote:You're Batman

SWEAR TO ME!!!

Post by **Kaylee** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:48 am

Very well done indeed

You have my respect.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:58 am

Weren't you worried about damaging your keys?

Hound · Post by **Hound** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:40 am

Brendocon wrote:Weren't you worried about damaging your keys?

I just hope they haven't contracted chav aids

Post by **Best First** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:27 pm

chief - that is awesome.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:16 pm

Hound wrote:
Brendocon wrote:Weren't you worried about damaging your keys?
I just hope they haven't contracted chav aids

If they haven't broken out in burberry and bling within three days, you should be fine.

Have I ever told you you're my hero?

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:39 pm

Haha, that's great! Well done.

I guess he didn't see that one coming. What nationality do you wager he was? East-europe? Middle-east?

I guess the big question was if he was just out to duff somebody up, or if he had been singling you out all night, for some reason or another.

Post by **Best First** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:01 pm

Predabot wrote:
I guess he didn't see that one coming. What nationality do you wager he was? East-europe? Middle-east?

Annoying Scando?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:10 pm

Nice work, Hound. The old keys-in-the-hand trick is a beaut.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:13 pm

I suspect the other side of the story would be somewhat over-exaggerated, with no less than 20 assailants, being jumped from behind, some kind of samurai sword, a tale of almost overwhelming odds, and a strategic withdrawal which is in no way a coward's retreat.

Predabot wrote:I guess the big question was if he was just out to duff somebody up, or if he had been singling you out all night, for some reason or another.

It's a chav. Behaviour is about as predictable as Brownian Motion.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:55 pm

Rebis wrote: Brownian Motion.

I giggled. I'm really, really sorry

wideload · Post by **wideload** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:30 pm

Predabot wrote:Haha, that's great! Well done.

I guess he didn't see that one coming. What nationality do you wager he was? East-europe? Middle-east?

I guess the big question was if he was just out to duff somebody up, or if he had been singling you out all night, for some reason or another.

From the time I spent in Man, there are enough native born English chavs to go around.

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:04 am

Brendocon wrote:
Hound wrote:
Brendocon wrote:Weren't you worried about damaging your keys?
I just hope they haven't contracted chav aids
If they haven't broken out in burberry and bling within three days, you should be fine.

Glad to hear you're okay.

Yaya · Post by **Yaya** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:56 pm

Hound wrote:
Obfleur wrote:You're Batman
SWEAR TO ME!!!

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:40 pm

wideload wrote:From the time I spent in Man, there are enough native born English chavs to go around.

Yah, I'm sure chavs come in all flavors, and quite possibly primarily saxon/kelt, but according to Hound he was not shouting his obscenity's in english..

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:48 pm

Predabot wrote:
wideload wrote:From the time I spent in Man, there are enough native born English chavs to go around.
Yah, I'm sure chavs come in all flavors, and quite possibly primarily saxon/kelt, but according to Hound he was not shouting his obscenity's in english..

Well, it could've been a Pikey in a hoodie.

Probably depends on how unwashed he was.

Pikey AIDS.

Hound · Post by **Hound** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:36 pm

Rebis wrote:
Predabot wrote:
wideload wrote:From the time I spent in Man, there are enough native born English chavs to go around.
Yah, I'm sure chavs come in all flavors, and quite possibly primarily saxon/kelt, but according to Hound he was not shouting his obscenity's in english..
Well, it could've been a Pikey in a hoodie.

Probably depends on how unwashed he was.

Pikey AIDS.

wideload · Post by **wideload** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:44 pm

Predabot wrote:
wideload wrote:From the time I spent in Man, there are enough native born English chavs to go around.
Yah, I'm sure chavs come in all flavors, and quite possibly primarily saxon/kelt, but according to Hound he was not shouting his obscenity's in english..

ahhh missed that part

Post by **snarl** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:10 pm

Ben, you should have bummed him.

There is no bigger ownage.

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:42 am

snarl wrote:Ben, you should have bummed him.

There is no bigger ownage.

You know, I actually sat here for a moment trying to think of a bigger ownage. Nope.

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