Ice Cream Van

_Derek_ · Post by **_Derek_** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:54 pm

I keep hearing the music from the van roaming around town, but I never see him. I know I'm not mad, because other people I've asked have heard it too, I now am driven to the point whereupon I need to prove he is in fact real. He is to this point existing on the same plane for me as Santa Claus and The Easter Bunny.

All I want is a cone, maybe some sauce and that will be enough proof for me. One of the girls I live with suggested that I take a picture too and considering how daft my problem is I believe her to be right, why not?

I have as yet to sit down and devise any solutions as yet, maybe I should just get up on time?

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:54 pm

Getting up on time is just the first step. Tell the police you suspect terrorist activity and they'll cordon the roads off. That sucker's not going anywhere.

Get the media on it and their ice cream racket will be in the open!

_Derek_ · Post by **_Derek_** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:30 pm

Well I've ascertained that on a Monday evening at 6 he drives by somewhere local... slowly, slowly!

Hot Shot · Post by **Hot Shot** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:58 am

The trucks are okay, but the carts that the local tejanos push around are where it's at. Same frozen treats for much, much less.

Fudge and banana bomb-pop...Yum.

<3Starscream · Post by **<3Starscream** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:27 am

Hot Shot wrote:The trucks are okay, but the carts that the local tejanos push around are where it's at. Same frozen treats for much, much less.

Man, I can't trust those guys half the time.
They creep me out.
Always staring

I'll stick to good 'ol Blue Bell.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:59 am

"I Scream, you scream, we all scream for Ice Cream!"

_Derek_ · Post by **_Derek_** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:28 pm

Its 5:30 and he's around again, tho I can only hear him, I'm being mocked.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:29 pm

_Derek_ wrote:Its 5:30 and he's around again, tho I can only hear him, I'm being mocked.

Are you quite sure that shouldn't read "tho only I can hear him"?

Seriously, you need a street plan of your area and do some recon of possible surveillance points for future 5:30's.

Flush him out! He'll rue the day he taunted you with that Pied Piper-style melody!

_Derek_ · Post by **_Derek_** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:17 am

Soon as I get a picture of him I'll post it here.

It was enough work lying in bed to hear the van go by at that hour.

So far I have an estimated time that he goes by, just have to be there when he does.

But now to see it is not enough, I must purchase one of his ice cream cones.

FYI; It gets pretty dull where I live at times.