I had a friend who

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I had a friend who

Post by snarl » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:00 am

was a big baseball player, back in hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighschool

He could throw a speedball by ya - make you look like a fool booooooooooy.

Saw him the other night at this roadside bar - I was walking in, he was walking out

We went back inside
sat down
had a few drinks
but all he kept talking aboooooooooooooooooooooooooout






was







kicking a granny in the face

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Post by Ozz » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:06 am

In the face
kickin' a granny in the face
in the face
in the middle of an old bag's face
in the face
in the faaaaaaaaaaaaace
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Post by snarl » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:50 am

YES!

Y'ALL WANNA SING?

COME ON, CLAP YO' HANDS!
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Post by Hot Shot » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:32 pm

Granny had a shoemark in her nose
blood shot out like through a rubber hose
she pressed the button on her Life Alert
and then she cried, "Help, I'm hurt!"
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