has anyone ever used a y-front correctly?

Post by **snarl** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:32 am

No, not have you put it over your head and pretended to be spiderman -

I mean have you used the bit you are supposed to pull your cock through?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:37 am

I haven't worn Y-front since I was eleven.

I never pulled my dong through the hole/whatever it's called.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:41 am

I think i experimented with it once to see if it worked or not, I dont like the way u have to put your winky up and over the fabric.

Is it really that hard to pull your pants down a bit? seems alot faster with alot less effort.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:45 am

I think I must have done, experimentally, as a kid.

Not that I'm ashamed, or anything, but I wouldn't do it these days.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:05 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:I think I must have done, experimentally, as a kid.

Same here. I hear Y's are back in fashion?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:28 pm

Stupid Freddie Ljungberg.

Post by **snarl** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:05 pm

I think, at the end of the day, they are one step too far.

Just pull your cock out over the top edge, far easier, as marko points out.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:46 pm

I never understood them - It must take what? 2secs max to pull my boy over the top edge of my pants?

to guide it through some Y front pant hole seems like far to much effort - ban them, unless u want to wear them on your head.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:10 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:I never understood them - It must take what? 2secs max to pull my boy over the top edge of my pants?

1.42 secs.

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:11 pm

You learn something new everyday!

And while we're on this topic, what about boxershorts? They have buttons or a hole in the front too. Don't boys use that either?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:13 pm

thats just design - D&G lycra fit boxers have fake buttons, £30 pants and the buttons were fake!

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:30 pm

I ususally sit down when I pee.

But if I have to stand up, I just pull my boxers down and whip it out.
IMO it's the easiest way.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:11 pm

If they're baggy boxers, it's easier to pull up one leg and go that way.

Although, if you're pissed and in a pub, it's common practice to do the 'little boy piss', which is trousers and pants round the ankles (unless the toilets are a piss swamp). Can lead to a good kicking, depending on the kind of patrons the pub attracts though.

Post by **snarl** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:41 pm

Actually, I bang the old chap out of the boxer gap very often.

The reasoning is thus:

I am a ponce. I have my trousers sit slightly off the normal height, so it shows the top of my boxers so strangers can get a glimpse of the make of pant, should I reach for something that causes my top to ride up and reveal a bit of flesh underneath. Undoing my trousers and taking the pant up and down frequently means frequent readjustment to get the correct display. It's pretty easy to just whack down the fly and open the gate.

Yes, I do have issues.

Post by **snarl** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:43 pm

Pissin' Poonani wrote:I'little boy piss'

That act is quality, I wish man never stumbled on the elusive obvious that is 'not pulling your whole ass out just to have piss' - but I aint never seen geezers doing it in pub toilets. I would find it funny though.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:51 pm

snarl wrote:
Pissin' Poonani wrote:I'little boy piss'
That act is quality, I wish man never stumbled on the elusive obvious that is 'not pulling your whole ass out just to have piss' - but I aint never seen geezers doing it in pub toilets. I would find it funny though.

You obviously have to pick your venue and audience like you're planning a bank heist-the potential for that one simple act to go horrendously wrong in a manner of different, decidely unpleasant ways, is huge.

Although funny, give a wide berth to anyone you actually see doing it as they may be a genuine freak and/or drunk enough to spray piss all over you.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:04 pm

Pissin' Poonani wrote:You obviously have to pick your venue and audience like you're planning a bank heist-the potential for that one simple act to go horrendously wrong in a manner of different, decidely unpleasant ways, is huge.

Although funny, give a wide berth to anyone you actually see doing it as they may be a genuine freak and/or drunk enough to spray piss all over you.

I have a friend who does this all the time for a laugh...next to three old men at a crowded one is susally the best bet for a giggle.

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:04 pm

Soooooooooooooo, wtf is a y front?

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:11 pm

Leatherneck wrote:Soooooooooooooo, wtf is a y front?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y-fronts

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:34 pm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/netnotes/arti ... 59,00.html

Scraplet · Post by **Scraplet** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:23 am

I had some with dinosaurs on them when I was a kid. They were great.

Never had any since. It was always easier to pull them down than use the hole though, as I remember.

Why can't you get adult underpants with dinosaurs on them? Talk about starting you day the right way. Its dark, cold, you've got to go to work.....but hey I've got a choice of Triceratops or Daspletasaurus today!

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:40 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:I think I must have done, experimentally, as a kid.
Same here. I hear Y's are back in fashion?

i don't beleive in 'fashion'

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:25 pm

Legion wrote:
spiderfrommars wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:I think I must have done, experimentally, as a kid.
Same here. I hear Y's are back in fashion?
i don't beleive in 'fashion'

'fashyon'