Made up jokes you say? How's this?

Post by **snarl** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:31 am

Did you hear about the Chinese Primary School outing to a local farm? They all had lunch in a barn but one of the kids lost her lunch. Everybody helped her to try and find it but unfortunately it was like looking for a noodle in a haystack!

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:35 am

What do you call a tractor that turns into a robot?

A Transfarmer!

Post by **snarl** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:47 am

As I said to the bloke on crutches and in camouflage gear after he nicked my wallet "you can hide but you can't run"

Alright, I didn't make that one up...

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:53 am

My friend made this one up:

Did you hear about the gardener with the gambling addiction?

He bet his hedges.

Post by **snarl** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:21 am

I like it

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:44 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:What do you call a tractor that turns into a robot?

A Transfarmer!

What was magical about the tractor going downing the road?

It turned into a field!

I'll get my coat