The God Delusion

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The God Delusion

Post by Metal Vendetta » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:42 pm

Remember when those creationists got into Richard Dawkins's house and then tried to trap him with awkwardly-worded questions about evolution into saying something that would support their argument?

He is, it would seem, a bit pissed off about that. So pissed off that he's written a big old book to illustrate - just in case anyone was in any doubt - that he is an atheist, and that atheism is the only position on the subject worth having.

For regular posters on this message board, most of what follows will be pretty familiar - I remember someone brought up the example of Einstein as being religious on here, and my rebuttal at the time is so similar to Dawkins's in the book that I encountered profound deja vu - in fact when this book was first mooted, someone (I think Karl) suggested he might be using Transfans as reference, and it certainly seems that way here. At some point I may write to him, linking some of our archived religious discussions and accuse him of plagiarising my style :lol:

Anyway, clicheed as it sounds, everyone should buy this book. I'm halfway through and (although he is admittedly preaching to the converted in my case) there are one or two things that have really stood out as interesting and even funny - a link to this page, for example, http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm - which contains over 300 proofs of God's existence that demonstate the full range of sloppy logic that religious apologists employ in their reasoning.*

Also hilarious is his tale of a university friend who went into the church and offered as part of his reasons the fact that he and his girlfriend had heard the voice of the devil outside their tent in the middle of the night on a camping trip to Scotland, and it had terrified them both so much that he resolved to give his life to the service of God. When Dawkins recounted the story to friends, two of them who were keen ornithologists burst out laughing, shouting in unison: "Manx Shearwater!" This bird is known around the world in many languages as the "devil bird", because of its unusual cry which many claim sounds exactly like the voice of the devil.

Those of a religious disposition may find some scenes disturbing, but if they can grit their teeth and get around Dawkins's (at times extremely condescending) manner, it's possible that they might be persuaded to re-evaluate their own belief system. Me, I was sold on the fact that it is dedicated to Douglas Adams and carries one of his quotes on the same page: "Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it, too?"

*It's been about an hour since I started typing this post, and I'm still reading these. They are sublime, and I think I have one that they missed, I wonder if I could send it in...[edit] they also list this page right below, which is even funnier: http://www.tektonics.org/guest/300proof.html
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Re: The God Delusion

Post by Brendocon » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:56 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:*It's been about an hour since I started typing this post, and I'm still reading these. They are sublime, and I think I have one that they missed, I wonder if I could send it in...
... I'm upto #30. It's my favourite so far.
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Post by Best First » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:08 pm

ARGUMENT FROM META-SMUGNESS
(1) [composite word including 'f*ck'] you.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

i am going to have to stop reading these as i may get fired for laughing my ass off.
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:41 pm

on a similar subject - anyone seen the clips from the new Jesus Camp film?

http://www.jesuscampthemovie.com/

Thats so scary and wrong on so many levels...
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:53 pm

One I never tire of hearing:

99. ARGUMENT FROM OFFENSE
(1) God exists.
(2) [Atheist makes counterarguments.]
(3) You know what? I am offended.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
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Post by Brendocon » Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:08 pm

Wasn't 115 Sheba's personal favourite?
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:19 pm

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/WhyAtheism.htm

If only I could memorise that entire page...
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Post by Stormwolf » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:02 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:on a similar subject - anyone seen the clips from the new Jesus Camp film?

http://www.jesuscampthemovie.com/

Thats so scary and wrong on so many levels...
Dang, that's ferking insane, especially when they mentioned the "I want these kids to lay down their lives for the Gospel, because it's the truth".
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:09 am

Harry Potter must burn!!!

I mean seriously - is this what gods wants? ffs, where do these twats get off.
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Post by IronHide » Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:39 am

Atheism.......man, hope for you're sake you aint wrong.

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Post by Brendocon » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:17 am

I can cope with getting to the afterlife and being wrong.

The way I see it, the rational "well with so many options, all equally fallible, I couldn't justify picking one over another" argument will stand me in better stead than having worshipped a false idol... :oops:
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Post by Best First » Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:20 am

IronHide wrote:Atheism.......man, hope for you're sake you aint wrong.
or don't care because you aren't caught up in ridiculous delusions.

hmm, which to choose...
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:23 am

IronHide wrote:Atheism.......man, hope for you're sake you aint wrong.
Ah, Pascal's Wager, how I've missed you.

Number 229, incidentally.
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:32 am

I dont want to go to heaven tho.

"hi god!"

"YOU DIDNT WORSHIP ME YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!"

"erm no"

"BURN IN HELL FOREVER"

"cheers mate, instead of worship i did loads of good things for other ppl, [composite word including 'f*ck'] u, im off to hell!"
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Post by Aaron Hong » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:42 am

This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmian philosopher Ventre, who said, "Possibly the gods exist, and possibly they do not. So why not believe in them in any case? If its all true you'll go to a lovely place when you diem and if it isnt then you've lost nothing right?" When he died he woke up in a circle of gods holding nasty-looking sticks and one of them said, "We're going to show you what we think of Mr Clever Dick in these parts...".
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:00 pm

Stormwolf wrote:Dang, that's ferking insane, especially when they mentioned the "I want these kids to lay down their lives for the Gospel, because it's the truth".
I just wish that these people knew a little bit more about the Bible than they obviously do, then that sentence could run something like:
"I want these kids to lay down their lives for the Gospel, because out of a number of versions of the story of the life of Jesus the early church picked four versions which are less far-fetched than the others, but all of which borrow heavily from other messiah stories that were around at the time and contain details that can be independently proved to be historically inaccurate and which even contradict each other, but we believe them to be the truth for some reason."
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Post by IronHide » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:09 pm

Best First wrote:
IronHide wrote:Atheism.......man, hope for you're sake you aint wrong.
or don't care because you aren't caught up in ridiculous delusions.

hmm, which to choose...
Nah, the delusion is Atheists thinking that have some kinda upper foot on believers. "Hey, We Don't Believe In A Spiritual Force and Now We Want Everyone To Listen To Us Or We'll Start Shouting For Inequality!!"

Yes, lets insult someone and tell them they're entire lives have been based upon a lie.....surely they wont lash back. :roll:

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Post by Shanti418 » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:33 pm

Stormwolf wrote:
Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:on a similar subject - anyone seen the clips from the new Jesus Camp film?

http://www.jesuscampthemovie.com/

Thats so scary and wrong on so many levels...
Dang, that's ferking insane, especially when they mentioned the "I want these kids to lay down their lives for the Gospel, because it's the truth".
Yeah, I've seen this preview before.

But in a sense, doesn't this whole line of thought, with the whole, "getting kids join in God's army," "There are two kinds of people: those who love Jesus and those who don't," "I want to see kids radically laying down their lives for the Gospel, because excuse me, we have the truth." kind of prove my point that Christian fundamentalism is just as real and dangerous and violent as Muslim fundamentalism?
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Post by Best First » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:50 pm

IronHide wrote:
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IronHide wrote:Atheism.......man, hope for you're sake you aint wrong.
or don't care because you aren't caught up in ridiculous delusions.

hmm, which to choose...
Nah, the delusion is Atheists thinking that have some kinda upper foot on believers. "Hey, We Don't Believe In A Spiritual Force and Now We Want Everyone To Listen To Us Or We'll Start Shouting For Inequality!!"
You mean like... everyone else with any kind of riligous outlook on life?

yes, how terribly unique the crimes of the athiest are.
Yes, lets insult someone and tell them they're entire lives have been based upon a lie.....surely they wont lash back. :roll:
you could always turn the other cheek.

given you have based your entire life on this philosophy, might wanna try actually adhering to it, especially if you want to prove it has some merit and is worthy of something more than derision.

if not it kind of undermines the 'being offended' angle a bit, surely?
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Post by Brendocon » Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:00 pm

Surely the "I hope for the atheists sake that they're right" thing should apply to every faith / lack of?

I mean I can't imagine Teh Vengeful Catholic God being any harder on an athiest than a protestant... if my understanding's right, a non-believer's a non-believer... you don't get points for being nearly right.

I just have visions of Islamic suicide bombers arriving in the afterlife, looking for their thousand virgin reward and being smacked down by St Paul...

Or vice versa.

I could argue that, as an athiest, at least I'm not doing the opposite of God's will because I believe what I'm doing to the be work of another deity... evil actions through misplaced faith are worse than inaction through lack of faith, right?
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Post by Best First » Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:04 pm

other thing is - if we are wrong, and get ****ed over for it, well god's a scat muncher anyway isn't he?

its not like he is sending out a consistant and credible message that everyone agrees with with a few naysayers is it?

loads of people believe all kinds of different things - either only a % aren't going to get screwed (God's a dick) or God doesn't really care and loves everything and forgives you anyway (doesn't matter what you believe) or God's just silly made up stuff and it doesn't matter anyway.
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Post by Yaya » Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:48 pm

Let's see, how can I get in on this......

Oh!

Got it:
just have visions of Islamic suicide bombers arriving in the afterlife, looking for their thousand virgin reward
Can someone tell me where they get this information about "thousand virgins" from? As a Muslim, I have never seen this referenced anywhere.

(Someone please tell me before the blinking red alarm goes off in Dead Head's bedroom, the one where someone types "Muslim" and then he slides down his Batpole and suits up to "fight crime" as he sees it.)
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Post by Shanti418 » Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:59 pm

pssh, c'mon Yaya! You can do better than that! Jesus Camp is RIPE with rebuttal oppertunities, don't chase that negative line about Muslims. It's a red herring.

For example, just take your line:
just have visions of Islamic suicide bombers arriving in the afterlife, looking for their thousand virgin reward
Put in some fancy references, that the counselors at Jesus Camp would approve of....
just have visions of Christian soldiers of Jesus arriving in the afterlife, getting eternal salvation and love as their reward
And there you go!
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Post by Yaya » Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:14 pm

Strange double post. Sorry
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Post by Dead Head » Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:20 pm

Yaya wrote: (Someone please tell be before the blinking red alarm goes off in Dead Head's bedroom, the one where someone types "Muslim" and then he slides down his Batpole and suits up to "fight crime" as he sees it.)
Go run off to Islamabad and murder an apostate, Yaya. Scratch that itch.

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Post by The Last Autobot » Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:33 pm

Are you sure you are not alt ids made to only create discussion?

Or maybe twin brothers separated at birth?


For me is very simple all of this.

If you are a christian and it somehow makes you a better person then fine.

If you are a muslim and it makes you a better person then fine.

When you use your religion (or anything else) to rationalize how to damage other human beings then thats a real problem.

There is bad people in any place/country/religion/board.

But nevertheless the formula that scares me the most is:

Low IQ + any given religion adherence = PAIN
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Post by IronHide » Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:08 pm

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You mean like... everyone else with any kind of riligous outlook on life?

yes, how terribly unique the crimes of the athiest are.
Crimes? What crimes? Believing is not a crime. You can believe whatever the hell you want, I could care less. The point is that atheists complain that they are 'picked on' because of what they think. Well no **** sherlock, of course there are gonna be fanatics who will go old testament, fire and brimstone on someone and that take it to far. Same goes for the otherside.

As far as turning the other cheek, good luck with that. Just because I believe in God doesnt mean im gonna be a nice person. "But according to the bible which you base your faith on..." lemme stop you there. I see the bible as a giant story. My faith isn't based solely on the bible or what's written in it. I believe because I CHOOSE to believe.

There's never gonna be a clear right or wrong with this. In the meantime you gotta deal with the fact that over 80% of the world don't agree with you.

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Post by Best First » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:27 pm

i don't seem to be the one having issues dealing here.
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Post by IronHide » Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:00 pm

Only thing I have issues with is PETA. Belief.....not so much.

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Post by Shanti418 » Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:21 pm

Am I the only one who's digging the sweet Mod on Mod action? Damn, that's hot. :P

You know what else has issues?

My local comic book store.

I have issues with NAMBLA too, but only on the basis that they're a bunch of sexist fags. If there was any justice, there'd be NAMGLA as well.
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