Wierdest TF concept ever? (work safe? probably not)

Laser Rod Optimus Prime · Post by **Laser Rod Optimus Prime** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:10 am

http://www.ncsx.com/2006/090406/convoy_x_melissa.htm

I kid you not... Transformer + loli action figure combo... with backstory.

Crazy.

Post by **Best First** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:18 am

In addition to the Convoy, a strawberry blonde named Melissa ...with...Lolita appeal

Lolita appeal?!

yeahbuhwah?

bloody stinking hell.

wrong! wrong! wrong!

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:24 am

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:02 pm

It's awesome.

Mine arrived last weekend.

Convoy's on display.

The box has been burnt.

I'm keeping misspelt Marissa as ammunition for when I decide to plant paedo material in the bedroom of somebody I don't like.

I now await Pimp Daddy Rodimus & Padlock Chick. w00t w00t.

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:01 pm

What the *** is wrong with Japan?

jboyler · Post by **jboyler** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:33 am

I actually thought the idea was kind of neat. Back when Binaltech first came out I wished I had some cute model figure to pose with them.

Unfortunately the whole "Kiss-power" idea is just completely bizarre.

-J

Post by **Kaylee** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:41 pm

Personally I think that's such a bizaare idea it's brilliant

The wackiness of Japan always makes me smile

As do their very liberated attitudes to sex and sexuality (second only to Thailand in fact in all of East Asia). Good for them :3

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:56 pm

Yeah, really. Why don't they just skip beating around the bush (no pun intended) and send me a Ravage with a pair of used panties? It'd be a lot quicker.

Post by **Kaylee** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:34 pm

Or you could go out and get some yaself, y'old lazy bones you!

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:36 pm

If that's the case, then I'm just buying the panties. I can use them myself, thank you very much. [/toomuchinformation]

Post by **Kaylee** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:38 pm

Haha 'Used ladies underwear... with FREE Ravage!'

'Err, can't I just have the underwear? I don't want to look like a weirdo...'

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:13 am

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:23 pm

http://www.seibertron.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=89827

Man... This is wrong, just wrong.

WTF is wrong with Japanese artists? This is by far the most horrid context I've ever seen TFs placed into...

And why is Megatron called Legion, btw? Besides, how much of a threat is he as he's only a head...

Post by **Kaylee** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:35 pm

OMG NOES thatz sooo sick!

a. There is a market for most types of softcore porn/erotica in most countries and b. most countries tend to cater, one way or another, to these markets for profit (hypocritical or not). Kudos to the producers of this for obviously not giving a hoot *and* riling the TF fandom up in the process

Anything this iconoclastic has to be a good idea imo

Always a good idea to shake the monkey tree every now and again.

editage- on reflection, the more I think about this the more I'm convinced it's utter genius! It utterly pisses of 99.99% of the TF fandom (ace!), its completely new and avante garde- in fact it's so totally out there as a concept it's gone, it's over the horizon! It's also one of the very few new things I've ever seen introduced into Transformers- AND it riles people up, appeals to my massive iconoclastic streak AND it appeals to my artsyness as a far-out concept.

Absolutely ace

I've no interest in the comics or toys in the slightest, but fervently now believe this is worthwhile as an idea just for the fallout in the fandom!

If only the Movie were going to be like this, God I would laugh so much! Don Murphy thinks coming up with new designs is something new- I think this sets the bar slightly higher

Screw telling that tired old TF story for the umpteenth time- make THIS into a movie! I'd never go watch it, but the nuclear fallout would be to die for! Churches would hate it, Islam would hate it, every cinema would ban it- fookin' ace! Absolute genius

You guys have to hope through some mad series of events I never get my hands on the TF franchise, since I'd now have to find a way to outdo this for weirdness, offensiveness and total far-outness!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:48 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:a. There is a market for most types of softcore porn/erotica in most countries and b. most countries tend to cater, one way or another, to these markets for profit (hypocritical or not). Kudos to the producers of this for obviously not giving a hoot *and* riling the TF fandom up in the process

Anything this iconoclastic has to be a good idea imo

I can hear the frenetic scribblings of Don Murphy and Michael Bay as we speak.

Post by **Kaylee** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:07 pm

If only! Man, wouldn't that be the most awesome thing ever? Just because the film would be banned worldwide, the Pope himself would condemn it and half the imams in Iran would threaten death on it's makers! The furore would be a once in a lifetime show!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:16 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:If only! Man, wouldn't that be the most awesome thing ever? Just because the film would be banned worldwide, the Pope himself would condemn it and half the imams in Iran would threaten death on it's makers! The furore would be a once in a lifetime show!

Plus, Don Murphy and Michael Bay on the Fatwah list!

Post by **Best First** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:58 pm

Oh! wow! yeah! great!

What i really want is a series where Optimus Prime smears a girl in poo and then rapes her! yeah! crazy!

that will show people! woo! yeah! great! how clever!

fantastic!

OMG! LOL!

Also love the notion that they 'don't give a hoot' but 'there is market' - which is it please?

Woo! Crazy!

Post by **Kaylee** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:50 am

Should I use [tongue-in-cheek]tags[/tongue-in-cheek] instead?

Or, if you prefer, I'm out of LOL's and WOOTS but I could do my happy dance?

Post by **Best First** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:51 am

[/iwasdrunk]

Post by **Kaylee** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:56 am

Wish I was

The Last Autobot · Post by **The Last Autobot** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:28 pm

And whats next?

A transformer called Gangrape?

Well I praise the Japanese for their creativity but I also know that they are a bunch of repressed people who try to escape that by doing things like this manga.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:48 pm

BB Shockwave wrote:And why is Megatron called Legion, btw?

Because it's not Megatron.

Post by **Kaylee** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:18 pm

Does that mean it's... our Legion? He must have a bicycle...

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:17 pm

1, 2 : Taken prisoner, XiaoXiao awoke to find her comrades and herself to be eaten by Legions
3, 4 : Preventing Autorooper from completely absorbing the body of G1 Convoy (long story, buy the magazine to learn more), Melissa kissed and fused with Convoy, revealing herself to be a Kiss Player.
5: Back at the liar, Legion's attempt to consume XiaoXiao was interrupted by a mysterious character... to be continue next month.

Karl Lynch wrote:Does that mean it's... our Legion? He must have a bicycle...

amoungst other things...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:13 pm

The Last Autobot wrote:And whats next?

A transformer called Gangrape?

Name: Gangrape
Faction: Decepticon
Function: Spy

Motto: "Hello, little girl. What's your name?"

Bio: Picks up unsuspecting young girls in bars by adopting his Autobot disguise, he later reveals himself to be a Decepticon and, well, you can imagine the rest...

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:24 pm

Rebis wrote:
The Last Autobot wrote:And whats next?

A transformer called Gangrape?
Name: Gangrape
Faction: Decepticon
Function: Spy

Motto: "Hello, little girl. What's your name?"

Bio: Picks up unsuspecting young girls in bars by adopting his Autobot disguise, he later reveals himself to be a Decepticon and, well, you can imagine the rest...

He has 9 endurance!

9!

NINE!

NIIIIINE!

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:00 am

Sort of along the same vein, these buggers just appeared in Singapore.

http://ooebihara.sakura.ne.jp/ganngu/ganngu399a.htm

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:02 pm

What I find odd is, that when that site opened picturing Arcee mastrubating and Megs and Starsky in all sort of, umm, positions

Hasbro threatened with legal action and shut the page down (you can still find the pics on the net, though...

I did once by accident ).

And now, Takara - who gave the TF license to Hasbro - does the same thing. I wonder, what's Hasbro's official statement on this?

Post by **Kaylee** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:21 am

There's a difference between out and out pornography and just 'erotica' I would expect.

Also we don't know how much of the licence Takara own- I'm not convinced Hasbro totally 'own' Transformers, since they were moulded, packaged and originally sold by Takara, Hasbro is involved only in the West up until recently afaik.