We've got a... mouse!!!

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We've got a... mouse!!!

Post by Kaylee » Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:13 pm

It was in the front room watching The Munsters with me o.O

...I think I'll name him 'Herman'...

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:24 pm

I like mice. We've had a couple in our house. I had to bury one that ran across our kitchen floor after I bleached it, which was sad, otherwise they haven't bothered us in the slightest.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:33 pm

we were all in the living room the other night - this hedgehog walks in, does a lap around the coffee table and strolls out - was pretty cool for a hedgehog.
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Post by saysadie » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:08 am

When I was younger whenever we had mice sneak in my mother used to get me to catch it and carry it out, because I was the one who "caught things". Frogs. Mice. Bugs. Butterflies... I was that sort of kid. Curious about stuff like that. I learned young to let 'em go so they wouldn't die, though. And I was quick, hence the reason I was the one summoned to capture tinyfeeted visitors.

That was when I was a kid, though. I don't know if I'd be able to sit there so calmly now while there was a mouse in the house... I'd be busy thinking about what it might be carrying. :o Hantavirus, for one. Wouldn't kill it, but I'd try to find a way to get it out of the house without touching it. And I'd make sure all my dry edibles/stuff like bread and whatnot were in containers.
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Post by Kaylee » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:22 am

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:we were all in the living room the other night - this hedgehog walks in, does a lap around the coffee table and strolls out - was pretty cool for a hedgehog.
class :up:

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Post by Legion » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:51 pm

We get mice from time to time (a problem of living near a Pizza Hut!) not normally too much of a problem, can be annoying at times... espcially when they decide to live in your PC tower!
Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:we were all in the living room the other night - this hedgehog walks in, does a lap around the coffee table and strolls out - was pretty cool for a hedgehog.
hedgehogs are the tops! :up:

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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:52 pm

I like to pick hedgehogs up - they curl into cute lil balls, as they fear my human wrath!
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Post by Guest » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:50 pm

We had a toad come in the back door a few weeks ago.

My sister's dog, on a visit, managed to consume what we think was its mate. So, perhaps it came indoors to investigate the other's disappearance or seek revenge upon the carnivorous dog.

Or maybe he was just tired of boring nights under the caravan and wanted to watch cable with the rest of us.

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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:38 pm

when I was about 18 - I was walking home from a friends stoned out of my head - i saw an 8 legged green moster on the floor, I freaked out and promptly squashed the alien freak under foot. If this was a landing invasion or a diplomat sent from some ancient space faring race I had either doomed the human race or saved us all! On the basis of a 50/50 chance I felt id won.

That was untill I noticed upon further inspection that the alien was in fact two toads making love on the pavement...
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Post by Kaylee » Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:43 pm

ewwwwww... >.o

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Post by sprunkner » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:17 pm

At least they died happy.
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Post by Guest » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:01 pm

sprunkner wrote:At least they died happy.
The male toad especially.

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Post by bumblemusprime » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:04 am

Rebis wrote:
sprunkner wrote:At least they died happy.
The male toad especially.
Wait girls usually have multiple orgasms. I'm guessing the female frog was getting the better deal.

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:24 pm

I don't think toads have penises, there's not any actual penetration going on...in fact don't they have to mate in water? What were they doing on the pavement?
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:46 pm

it was raining and they were deff ontop of one another - Thinking about it, the pavement they were on was outside a house that has a large pond in the garden...

I was stoned! - my defence for 18.
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Post by Kaylee » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:14 pm

I've just finished crafting a sneaky 'Herman Trap', utilising a small piece of cheese, some nylon thread, a cocktail stick and a metal pan...

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Post by Guest » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:21 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:I've just finished crafting a sneaky 'Herman Trap', utilising a small piece of cheese, some nylon thread, a cocktail stick and a metal pan...
...and a TV set to the 24-Hour Munsters Channel. ;)


As for the toads, I would have assumed the male toad would have been happier, as being squashed underfoot sounds more preferable to becoming permanently attached to your partner's back and eventually being absorbed as a wart. :eek:

Or maybe that's just me.
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Post by Kaylee » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:24 pm

if only they made such a thing, I'd have no need of friends! :o

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