Meanest thing you've ever said?

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:18 am

Have you ever done something, then, immediately afterwards, realized that you had topped yourself?

Let me tell you a little story.

This will go in the category of "stuff I'm not proud of, but if I had to do again, I probably wouldn't change."

They're doing some work on the sidewalk near my apartment. While the cement dries, they have the sidewalk blocked off. This sidewalk just so happens to be part of the driveway. This means that, effectively, the only entrance/exit to the place is blocked.

There's a sign on the barricade saying, park in the dirt lot on the other side of the building.

No problem, this happened before when they were re-doing the parking lot. No big deal.

Turns out, they don't own that lot.

I woke up in the morning and went out to find that my car had been towed.

A quick phone call to the towing company explained the whole situation. Boy, oh boy, was I pissed. Super pissed. Pissed in ways I didn' think imaginable. So pissed, in fact, that I jogged the 2.5 miles to the towing company while still wearing what I had on. A Scrooge McDuck T-shirt and my inverted pentacle, most notably.

The people at the towing company took my money and took me out to the car. Before I drove away, the guy couldn't help but make a crack about my Scrooge/Satan combo. "Boy, that's a weird combination! Scrooge McDuck and Satan?"

"That just means that, even though I'm a Satanist, I still care about children."

I put my car in gear and said, as I drove off, "...and I hope yours get crib death."

It dawned on me, a moment or two later, that saying that was probably the meanest thing I have ever said in my entire life. I tried to come up with something worse, just to see if I could, and, nope, nothing.

Sucky day.

Post by **snarl** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:34 am

You shoulda kicked his face off.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:08 pm

I got cut off by some old bag of a lady who had no idea that I was even behind her. I naturally layed heavy on the horn and gave her the double bird. Up to this point it had been a frustrating day so its possible i overreacted.....

Anyways.....as soon as I throw up my highway anger signs and start cursing this old woman....I look at the bumper sticker staring me right in face...."Jesus Loves Everyone...Even You"

Man that cut me down.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:20 pm

I made an angry swearing/dancing Soundwave because Chris Ryall posted the breakdancing Soundwave link at IDW this afternoon...

Otherwise...I said some pretty nasty stuff to my dad, last time I spoke to him. That's about it, I guess. I like swearing, but it's usually in a general way, rather than directed at people.

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:24 pm

I had one like that in second grade, if I recall. I've always remembered it, too.

We had some pictures up on the wall, and me and this other kid were looking at 'em. We got to this one that was done by Joe Mills, this dude who was a friend of mine, but didn't come to my birthday party which had happened the weekend before (this was on a Monday). So I was with this guy, and I was like, "Oh man, this picture's soo stupid. Joe's such a dork. Such a loser!" Or whatever it is kids say to cut each other down that doesn't involve cuss words, because I was pissed he didn't come to my party.

And at that exact moment, Joe Mills came up from behind while I'm in the middle of trashing him, and says, "Here you go, Amias," and handed me a birthday present. I felt like a complete and utter douche.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:06 pm

I said a lot of horrible mean-spirited stuff to my GF when we split up. I meant most of it.

I'm liking that Soundwave...

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:56 pm

I'm a mean spirited bastard anyway. I say something vicious about somebody most days... sometimes it's even intentional.

I don't keep a log or anything.

Post by **Kaylee** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:14 pm

Brendocon wrote: I don't keep a log or anything.

There's always time to start

Dead Head · Post by **Dead Head** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:26 am

Metal Vendetta wrote:I made an angry swearing/dancing Soundwave because Chris Ryall posted the breakdancing Soundwave link at IDW this afternoon...

That is excellent! I actually 'laughed out loud' when I scrolled down to that image.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:27 pm

The meanest thing I ever said?

"Brendm you're not Batman".

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 8:51 pm

Documentary evidence, bitch.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 9:27 pm

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 9:31 pm

A photo of Voltan showing good taste isn't very conclusive, y'know.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:59 am

Brendocon wrote:Documentary evidence, bitch.

Clearly an imposter- The real Batman was at Memorabillia last weekend, standing between Anakin Skywarker (who'd eaten all the pies) and the stall where some soft porn actresses were signing autographs. When I asked him his opinion on Fangry he said "I'm the GODDMAN Batman and I ******* love GODDAMN Fangry".

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:11 am

inflatable dalek wrote:"I'm the GODDMAN Batman

There you go, then.

He's the Goddman (whatever that means) Batman.

And I'm Batman.

All resolved, then.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:29 am

He hangs round with half naked women. And Cat from Red Dwarf! That makes him the best Batman.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:32 am

I hang around with fully naked women.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:16 am

Brendocon wrote:I hang around with fully naked women.

But for only half the time?

Post by **Best First** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:17 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:I said a lot of horrible mean-spirited stuff to my GF when we split up. I meant most of it.

i didn't and i wish i had.

i think i probably would have gone with "i hope you die fat and lonely"

even if i probably don't quite mean it.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:28 pm

Best First wrote:i didn't and i wish i had.

i think i probably would have gone with "i hope you die fat and lonely"

even if i probably don't quite mean it.

Mmmm...the last time with the ex, I think I said "I ****ing love you, you know..." before drunkenness and tears and falling down the stairs got the better of me. Whatever you do, if you say something rash, down a pint of extremely strong lager and storm out, can't remember getting home and wake up in a drunken heap in the living room to the sound of the person you've just stormed out on ringing you, then don't answer the phone. If you do answer the phone, don't try and talk and walk downstairs at the same time.

Recently a mutual friend told me that she'd enquired after me when she was in the country and that she was pleased I was doing well etc. Also that her mum really wants me and the new Mrs to go round for a visit one of these days. I suppose that I'm happy she's doing well too, though the fact that she lives in Mexico continually reassures me that I won't accidentally bump into her at the supermarket.

Post by **Best First** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:31 pm

well, its all to far gone now.

which means i have some stuff that i'll just have to stew over until it goes away, saying nasty things now would just be an admission that i still give a ****, and i'd quite like to not lose any more power on that front.

plus i have just lined up a drink with foxy irish chick over email. har. in your face ex lady - you couldn't carry the gold.

i still think i hope you die fat and lonely is a great put down though.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:36 pm

I wish I'd used it.

Post by **Best First** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:40 pm

i'd say save it for next time but i can't help but feel that due to your beaty and wisdom and massive game you won't have to.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:42 pm

"I faked all those orgasms."

Actually I once said to a girl: "This relationship is over, please return your seat to the upright position and your stow your tray away in front of you" before walking out on her. I was half an hour late to meet her (though she was with a big group of our friends, not like she was abandoned or anything) so she'd spent the time burning her arm in several places with a cigarette and when I arrived she said: "Look what you made me do." I shoulda been out of there so much faster than that, but like an idiot I took her back later...

Post by **snarl** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:43 pm

You see, it REALLY gets to me when I get spurned... I'm working on not being such a needy [composite word including 'f*ck'] bag but it is damn hard!

I think a lot of women love the assumed power they take as well as the drama that is created during a split up - on some twisted ****** up level they revel in it and the attention - I always think of Spaced and how much of a **** Tim's ex is when he tells her he still loves her, that scene holds more water then Thames water's pipes.

I think It's better to make as little an issue as possible other then light heartedly show exactly where this bint has been high maintenance. Retain the moral high ground and then when you're inevitably asked tell all your mutual friends what an utter **** this girl was and how badly she treated you! Dont sound like a puss though!

I'm right now waiting for this weekend to do this very thing - It's better to manipulate somebody else to do the cussing instead of getting your hands dirty!

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:09 pm

Not mine, but: "Seriously-I hope you die in a fire" has become one of my favourites.

I agree with Pops about the break-up thing. Act in a way that you can look back on without cringing (even though it can be hard not to break down / scream "whore!" every 5 seconds). Vent in private, or with friends-don't give them the satisfaction of a huge reaction.

Post by **Best First** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:45 pm

Pissin' Poonani wrote: Act in a way that you can look back on without cringing

Yeah, but that's easier said thaWHORE! ****ING WHORE!

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:29 pm

Best First wrote:i'd say save it for next time but i can't help but feel that due to your beaty and wisdom and massive game you won't have to.

Ooh, I dunno...

Btw everyone, I don't hate women or anything! Just my ex.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:48 pm

I tend to keep it all bottled inside anyway.

Way I see it, if none of these bastards are worth it, I'll just hold out for someone that is.

Tired Tracks · Post by **Tired Tracks** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:30 pm

I'm like Aaron and hold it all in. Currently I'm slowly nearing the point of screaming over everything, but it was many months ago and I don't really want to make it apparent I still care what so ever.

Suffice it to say, knowing someone has cheated on you by cybering, gone out on dates while supposedly being exclusive with you, and keeping yourself set as 'single' on dating sites incase guys want to flirt with her... does NOT settle well with me. Trying to get advice about the new boyfriend from me doesn't either.

I said a lot of things I regret but if I could actual display my anger I'm sure much more horrible things would escape my lips. The worst thing I can think of (but didn't say) would have been telling my ex how much of a slut she is while also beleiving she took the high ground. "A girl in tight clothing who always talks about sex is still a ****ing slut. Even if they try to hide it by saying they never ask for it, you can tell you are a lying *****." gg