Caption Competition:

Post by **Best First** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:50 am

The world is too strange...

anyway, have fun. best one, according to me (natch) gets... one of my spare TF comics of something.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:00 am

The Joker and Mr Freeze revealed as the villains for the next Batman flick...

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:37 am

"I know now why you lie... but it's something I can never do."

Post by **Kaylee** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:39 am

"I know you can read my thoughts boy... miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow!"

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:41 am

T-101 jealous of new improved Terminator model.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:35 am

"F*ck you, as*hole"

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:28 pm

Of course, heh heh, to borrow a line from my, aha, kind host, heh, I'll be back...WITH A VENGEANCE!!!1111one LOLZORDS

Post by **Best First** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:24 pm

"What happened to David Blunkett"

"I let him go"

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:27 pm

Inner Arnie Commentary:

"How does he do it? His hair is so think. I bet if i ask him he'll laugh at me in his high pitched British squeal......I hate you."

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:56 pm

Arnie buys second hand poodle from Bush.

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:19 pm

I wish I'd done Terminator 4.

Post by **Kaylee** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:07 pm

'Arnold Schwarzenneger looks on in quiet confusion as Tony Blair materialises next to him. From inside the blurry mass, the California governor can faintly here the eager words "Did I hear something about an international press conference?"'

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:30 pm

"I could break your neck without a second thought, but I am too busy trying to become #1 in the world unpopularity stakes."

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:22 am

"STFU if you want to live..."

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:19 am

Conan and the Barbarian.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:52 am

...and here, at the world peace summit, it is ironic that we should see before us a soulless killing machine, programmed by it's evil master to bring about armageddon. Sat next to him of course, is Goverenor Schwarzenegger...

Post by **Kaylee** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:58 am

"Did I leave the oven on?"

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:00 am

Arn: "I need glasses - hes all blury"

Post by **Kaylee** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:24 am

Several minutes later, Arnie's brows were still furrowed as he tried to work out whether he was the one playing the "Good cop"...

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:26 pm

"Get out."

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:35 pm

Blair: "Ive got 5 kids to feed!"

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:33 pm

Blair: "So, ah, I said to Arnold "I bet, ah, you'd like to go from Term-in-a-tor, to, ah, Term-in-office"ahahaha!"

Arnie: "Who do doctors treat?"

Blair: "Patients?"

Arnie: "And vat is du elbow hon my jacket doingk?"

Blair: "Wearing thin?"

Arnie: *glares*

Post by **Kaylee** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:41 pm

Arnie continues to wonder whether he misread today's schedule or whether the California Raiders have updated their "Mischevious Hippo" mascot.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:27 pm

A: "wait a min...hes not the wallet inspector!"

and

A: "c***"

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:24 pm

I've seen Nazis, and you, sir, are no nazi.

The Last Autobot · Post by **The Last Autobot** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:34 pm

Arnold thinking: Maybe Ah Should tell him he is not John Connor?

Yaya · Post by **Yaya** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:30 am

Arnie inner dialogue: "Thirty years in Hollywood.....thirty ****** years....and he's a better actor than I am......"

The Last Autobot · Post by **The Last Autobot** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:29 am

Ar:

Maybe If Ah try thinking real hard he will vanish. *pushing* Mmmmm

Doesnt work!

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:17 am

Arnie: "I shouldn't have come down so hard on gay marriage. If anyone could make it work, it'd be Tony and George."

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:46 am

Arnie: Tony... I vant to grope Cherie's Bossom. May I?

Tony: Sure, Two Jags used to do it all the time anyway...