Joke (adult)

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Thu May 25, 2006 2:42 pm

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?"

Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap, no hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"

"Yes."

"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"

"Yes."

"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."

They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"

The hooker replies, "$1,500."

"I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.

He can scarcely believe it but, he feels he truly got his money's worth.

He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show places?"

"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Thu May 25, 2006 3:00 pm

I cry for that poor bastard...

Still... I guess he got what he deserved, good and bad. None of us can ask for more than that, right?

The Last Autobot · Post by **The Last Autobot** » Thu May 25, 2006 6:50 pm

You spent too much money OPR !!!!

Post by **Best First** » Thu May 25, 2006 9:39 pm

nice.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Thu May 25, 2006 9:51 pm

Predabot wrote:I cry for that poor bastard...

Still... I guess he got what he deserved, good and bad. None of us can ask for more than that, right?

See? This is why you're an idiot.

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Thu May 25, 2006 10:02 pm

You always keep asking for more and more from me Brendocon! You're just never satisfied!

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Thu May 25, 2006 10:10 pm

And you keep providing less and less. It's phenomenal.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Fri May 26, 2006 8:12 am

I love you so much.

This just made my damn day. I'm gonna laugh myself to sleep now.