Man Flu

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Post by Best First » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:25 pm

bah.

and i have dragged myself into the office high on drugs like some keeno from an advert where some keeno takes drugs when he has man flu so he can drag himself into the office.

bah.

supposed to have big bday piss up in yorj this weekend, need to raise my game.
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Post by snarl » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:13 pm

Take some REAL drugs man!
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Post by Guest » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:14 pm

Copious amounts of alcohol does wonders for flu, I've found.

Or were you intent on trying to get better?

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Post by snarl » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:14 pm

Eat loads of cheese.
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Post by Kaylee » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:15 pm

snarl wrote:Eat loads of cheese.
:lol:

however, there's only one cure for manflu. You have to stay in bed with a thermometer in your mouth and a hotwater bottle strapped to your head whining until it goes away. works every time :3

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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:36 pm

take some man druges...

Get some chicken soup, wrap a hot towel around your head!

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Post by Best First » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:39 pm

if that nurse truns up i will not be slamming the door...
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Post by IronHide » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:42 pm

Metaphorically or literally?

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Post by Optimus Prime Rib » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:30 pm

WHY THE HELL NOT.. oh wait. DOOR slamming the DOOR. Oh well thats ok then.
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Post by Guest » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:50 pm

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:DOOR slamming the DOOR
Is this a surreal take on the phrase 'Physician heal thyself'?

And is it because I need sleep that I'm now hallucinating anthropomorphised furniture?

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Post by Obfleur » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:05 am

I thought this thread was gonna be about Manchester United :oops:
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:59 am

Drink scotch.

If possible, add boiling water, lemon juice, honey and Lemsip.

You'll be fine.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Eline » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:51 am

Metal Vendetta wrote:Drink scotch.

If possible, add boiling water, lemon juice, honey and Lemsip.

You'll be fine.

This also works well without the scotch.

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:01 am

It's not nearly as much fun though
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Kaylee » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:23 am

Or better yet, find a rubber chicken with a pulley in it- place it on your head and then dance the charlston along the Edgeware Road.


(sssssh... I want to see if he does it... >.> )

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Post by Pissin' Poonani » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:32 am

Flu tablets every four hours, as much food as you can stomach, and stay as active as possible-I find that resting up just seems to drag it out for longer.

Oh, and cough on as many people as you can-spread the wealth.

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