I'm startin' to hate Kanye!

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:44 am

I'm in a University computer lab with my girlfriend. There's a strict "no cell phone" policy in effect. Now, I've been here for about an hour and this woman's cell phone has gone off more than 10 times. Every few minutes this is what I hear:

*BEEP*

Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she ain't messin' wit no broke niggers, bu...'ello?

Urgh...it just happened AGAIN as I was typing this. Now she's got the damn thing on walkie-talkie.

What can I do to get maximum hilarity out of this?

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:54 am

Stab her. Probably funny.

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:10 am

With my humor, I'd probably go over and say, "Excuse me, Ma'am, but I heard you mess with broke ass niggas. Is this correct?"

Or, if you're especially pissed about the whole cell phone thing, I'd just go get a glass of Mlik and coke and accidentally pour it on her cel phone while she's gone.

Post by **snarl** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:36 am

Beat her black abd blue whilst screaming at her that Kanya west is ****, her ring tone is **** and that she is a ******* ****.

That should do the trick, whilst feeling empowering and liberating.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:51 am

Shouldn't that be 'nigga' not ******? Just checking.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:59 am

Kanye is ****.
He should not be allowed to make music.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:56 am

I like him.

Post by **Best First** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:43 am

i don't mind him either.

Post by **snarl** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:43 pm

Come on, he talks over ****** SHIRLEY BASSEY!

WHOOPY ****!

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:43 pm

I think he's a decent producer and makes some decent choons, but should have had his mouth wired shut at birth.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:45 pm

Genric ****

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:55 pm

Who's Kanye West? Is this RnB, 'cause you know I' don't do RnB...

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:09 pm

It's Carlton from Fresh Prince.
http://www.stephaniesyjuco.com/antifact ... e_West.jpg

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:13 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:Who's Kanye West? Is this RnB, 'cause you know I' don't do RnB...

Hip Hop.

"It's not hip hop, it's electro. Prick."

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:18 pm

Obfleur wrote:It's Carlton from Fresh Prince.
http://www.stephaniesyjuco.com/antifact ... e_West.jpg

*tea hits screen*

That's him? Really?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:33 pm

What's so bad about Kenya?

Oh.

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:00 pm

As far as I'm concerned, anyone who calls out the Bush Administration and the United States' economic racism at the same time in a live telethon get a free pass FO' LIFE!!!

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:06 pm

Shanti418 wrote:free pass

bus pass?

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:12 am

I hate that ******* song.

Try having to hear it at least once a night when you go out. It's like "[composite word including 'f*ck'] me, someone shut that ******* bastard up already. Who the hell likes this song outside of someone pissed out of their mind?"

Asides from my best friend, who would probably listen to it quite happily...

God.

Mind if I use this space to rant about those ******* caller ringtunes? Y'know, those annoying ******* tunes that people put on their phones to play instead of the dial tone when you call them? I ******* hate those! Sometimes I'd rather hear the ******* dial tone! I don't want to be forced to listen to someone else's tunes. But at least it's a good indicator of how ****** a person's taste in music can be and perhaps even what type of person they are... as who else but a complete trendwhore **** would inflict such torture on someone?

Whoever came up with the idea of caller ringtunes should be shot.

[/baddayatworkrant]

[edit] wow, I am both slightly frightened and somewhat awed by how much of a pottymouth I've become. Least, when I'm pissed off.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:18 am

Shanti418 wrote:As far as I'm concerned, anyone who calls out the Bush Administration and the United States' economic racism at the same time in a live telethon get a free pass FO' LIFE!!!

Thats like the in thing to do tho isnt it? - most comedians do it everyweek.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:32 am

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:
Shanti418 wrote:As far as I'm concerned, anyone who calls out the Bush Administration and the United States' economic racism at the same time in a live telethon get a free pass FO' LIFE!!!
Thats like the in thing to do tho isnt it? - most comedians do it everyweek.

He's criticised anti-gay sentiments in hip hop numerous times. That is not the in thing to do if you're a rap artist. Good on him.

divebomb · Post by **divebomb** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:39 am

I quite like his album... (runs for cover)

Gekigengar · Post by **Gekigengar** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:49 am

Tell her that MC Hammer can atleast dance and sing better than Kanye.

Atleast Kanye has a bright future in doing car insurance commercials.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:51 am

spiderfrommars wrote:He's criticised anti-gay sentiments in hip hop numerous times. That is not the in thing to do if you're a rap artist. Good on him.

Fair play to him. I'm a big fan of Eminem but his flip-flopping about how he talks about "fags" sometimes leaves me cold.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:29 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:He's criticised anti-gay sentiments in hip hop numerous times. That is not the in thing to do if you're a rap artist. Good on him.

This may be true, but he still shouldn't be let near a microphone.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:36 pm

saysadie wrote:
spiderfrommars wrote:He's criticised anti-gay sentiments in hip hop numerous times. That is not the in thing to do if you're a rap artist. Good on him.
This may be true, but he still shouldn't be let near a microphone.

For how long?

For ever-ever ever-ever ever-ever ever?