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Post by snarl » Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:32 pm

A German guy approaches a prostitute.
"I vish to buy sex viz you."
"OK," says the girl, "I'll charge £20 an hour."
"..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky."
"No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do little kinky."

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees." The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans und knees." She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs. "You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you."

She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.

The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say: "That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?"

"Ah," says the German .. . . "zat is ze.....................



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Four-sprung Duck Technique."
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Post by Legion » Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:40 pm

:lol:
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Post by Obfleur » Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:44 pm

Huh?
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:45 pm

See Audi for more details...
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by spiderfrommars » Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:57 pm

Heard it before. Still good!
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Post by Best First » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:50 pm

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Post by IronHide » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:57 pm

Obfleur wrote:Huh?
I'll second that....
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Post by Pissin' Poonani » Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:15 pm

It's a play on words of the phrase 'Vorsprung durch techik', which is German for 'Progress through technology'.

Audi have been using it in their car adverts for years now.

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Post by Guest » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:05 am

Fantastic!
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Post by sprunkner » Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:56 pm

Pissin' Poonani wrote:It's a play on words of the phrase 'Vorsprung durch techik', which is German for 'Progress through technology'.

Audi have been using it in their car adverts for years now.

:)

Thank you, Poo.
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