Speed Dating

Post by **Best First** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:28 pm

Ok, i am going speed dating tonight...

what should i ask people?

cheers/help!

BF

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:30 pm

"Did Shockwave do it?"

"Where do you usually buy your clothes?"

"Pen or pencil?

Post by **Best First** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:34 pm

divebomb · Post by **divebomb** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:42 pm

Where do you live?

do you live alone?

How many locks do you have on the door?

Can your neighbours hear you scream?

Lol!!

Post by **snarl** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:44 pm

Do you have a boyfriend? Do you want a better one - answer the first question first!

I'm organising an orgy for my friend's birthday. Wanna come?

Hi! That's a great outfit you're almost wearing! Your shirt is very becoming on you, - if I was on you, i'd becumming too!

Let's go back to my place, order some pizza and [composite word including 'f*ck']. No? Okay, how about chinese?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:50 pm

Maybe not NSFW? It's two cartoon mice going at it.

Oh my god. This is the perfect question.

Post by **Denyer** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:52 pm

"Who are your favourite authors?"

"So, what's your excuse for trying this?"

"What sort of relationships are you looking for? Bit of laidback fun? Mating, offspring and devouring the heads?"

Post by **Best First** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:08 pm

you lot are bloody useless.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:42 pm

pink or brown?

The Last Autobot · Post by **The Last Autobot** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:56 pm

How about:

What do you usually do when you go out?
Do you like big crowded places or more private ones?
What do you expect from a relationship?
What do you like the most/dont like at all?
What are your favorite drinks/Actor/actress/Movie/Book?

Tell a few things that you like to do, be casual, opened and honest
Look for things in common.

Well and all depends on what you are really looking for

Post by **Denyer** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:03 pm

"If you were a crayon, what colour would you be and why?"

"If you could be doing anything right now, what would that be?"

"When did this country start using 'intellectual elite' as a pejorative?"

angloconvoy · Post by **angloconvoy** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:07 pm

Go with Snarls!

So speed dating? going with a friend or just giving it a go for the hell of it?

Don't ask her anything, just stare at her chest and talk about yourself. Women love that!

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:08 pm

Length or Girth?
Do you like cardboard boxes?

Denyer wrote:"When did this country start using 'intellectual elite' as a pejorative?"

I didn't realise it was!

I must be out of touch!

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:15 pm

Stare at her. If she utters a single word, maintain eye contact and say:

"IT SHUTS ITS MOUTH OR IT GETS THE HOSE".

That should do it.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:34 pm

oooh I know this I went speed dating a coupla years back. As life would have it I started seeing two women inbetween the time I booked it and it actually happening so I was kinda relaxed about the whole thing.

1. Mention you can get weed. I got three replies that way
2. Wear eyeliner and fetish gear
3. Tell them you're going to G-A-Y afterwards just in case
4. Don't agree to go on any dating shows (I got approached by Sky who wanted to put me on that "date a mother and a daughter" show)
5. Be yourself, open and engaging
6. Don't smoke, it puts some of them off
7. Don't get so pissed you forget what their names are
8. Have a laugh

Post by **Best First** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:35 pm

data a mother and daughter sounds brilliant.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:38 pm

Best First wrote:data a mother and daughter sounds brilliant.

I'm not Data, Picard

Post by **Best First** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:50 pm

angloconvoy · Post by **angloconvoy** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:56 pm

Anyhow, its Valentine's day, so at least a few of them will be feeling so desperately single that it probably won't matter what you say. Just tell them what you think they want to hear and in the morning tell them to make you tea and toast and then [composite word including 'f*ck'] off out of your flat!

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:57 pm

angloconvoy wrote:Just tell them what you think they want to hear and in the morning tell them to make you tea and toast and then **** off out of your flat!

and who says romance is dead?

The Last Autobot · Post by **The Last Autobot** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:28 pm

Legion wrote:
angloconvoy wrote:Just tell them what you think they want to hear and in the morning tell them to make you tea and toast and then **** off out of your flat!
and who says romance is dead?

Definitely after tonight

angloconvoy · Post by **angloconvoy** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:30 pm

Better idea! Before the first girl, quickly nip to the loo. Then when you return, open with a good ol' SPIDER-MAN!

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:39 pm

Sex please?

"Did you know I'm a virgin?" <-- This one, if it works, will tottally pay off.

"Err.. so what kind of toy-stuff did ya like as a wee one?"

Post by **Best First** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:40 pm

angloconvoy wrote:Better idea! Before the first girl, quickly nip to the loo. Then when you return, open with a good ol' SPIDER-MAN!

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:46 pm

Best First wrote:you lot are bloody useless.

To be fair, it was a bit like asking for dieting tips at www.welovecakes.com

Gotta agree with Denyer's "so, what's your excuse?" tack.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:55 pm

pfft, u need lines? - when I speak its like poetry in motion.
gutter talk some say but still!

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:43 pm

I've always assumed what you ask depends on what you're looking for...

"So, any kids?"

What? I'd ask it... in fact, I have asked it. I meet a lot of guys with kids. Which just goes to show that I really need to find a new place to hang out.

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Be yourself, open and engaging
Don't get so pissed you forget what their names are
Have a laugh

Denyer wrote:
"So, what's your excuse for trying this?"

Bammity. These are gooder imo... Just talk to the girl, stuff'll come to you. Above all, have fun man.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:09 pm

saysadie wrote:Just talk to the girl, stuff'll come to you.

Shame... embarassment... fear, anxiety... that feeling of claustrophobia and dread...

... what? He's already there, it's not like I'm gonna put him off...

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:03 am

Wanna see my toy collection?

100% serious: it worked for me.

Post by **Best First** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:46 am

that was cool.

Happy Valentines Bitches.