"saysadie is a Litter-Eating Macaque Monkey..."

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:07 am

... with a Battle Rating of 2.6.

Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey.

***

"saysadie is a Robot that seeks Kittens, is Painted with a Shark's Face, travels on Two Rollers, is fitted with Metal Tusks, and requires a Lightning Strike to get it started."

(Force: 6 Handling: 4 Weaponry: 0)

Build your Battle Robot.

***

"saysadie is a Tiny Robot that shoots Laser Beams, dissolves in Water, carries a Ray Gun, and is Poisonous and Blind.

...

(Strength: 1 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 8 )

Unleash your Giant Battle Monster.

Heh.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:28 am

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?a ... f=saysadie

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot.cgi?at ... ysadie&a=F

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi? ... ysadie&a=S

Two ties, one pwn. Hmm.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:10 pm

Oh my god, those are awesome

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:23 pm

emvee is a Rock-Eating Capuchin Monkey

emvee is a Giant Dragon that Stomps Around a Lot, has Staring Red Eyes, and can turn Invisible

emvee is a Robot that is fitted with a Heat Ray, makes Toast, has a Nodule-Covered Truncated-Cone Base, runs on Nuclear Power, and is Entirely Automated

and I pwn saysadie with all three

Bring it!

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot?def=emvee
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=emvee
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey?def=emvee

Scraplet · Post by **Scraplet** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:00 pm

"Scraplet is a Banana-Eating Surrender Monkey with a Battle Rating of 0.0"

Hey, what gives! I can't beat anyone.....Surrender Monkey indeed!

I can't even beat myself!

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey?def=scraplet

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:02 pm

Impactor Returns 2.0 is a Robot that is fitted with a Sink Plunger, Hovers Eerily Above the Ground, has Slogans Painted on the Side, is covered with Flashing Lights and Flammable Fabric, and runs on Human Blood.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:49 pm

optimus prime rib
the
Chocolate-Eating Psycho Monkey

Battle Rating : 4.3

Optimus Prime Rib is a Robot that fires Six-Inch Nails, has Two Bicycle Wheels and a Thin Fibreglass Hull, runs on Kitchen Scraps, and is Entirely Automated.
Force: 5
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 2

Optimus Prime Rib is a Giant Squid that has a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze, and can Change Shape and Leap Great Distances.
Strength: 8
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 13

wow Saydes.. I Pwned the hell outta you

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:19 pm

Legion is a Poison-Eating Psycho Monkey
Battle Rating : 4.1

Legion is a Robot that is Powered by Angry Bees, is fitted with a Sink Plunger, makes Buzzing Noises, has One Enormous Wheel, and is Semi-Organic.
Force: 4
Handling: 5
Weaponry: 1

Legion is a Giant Ape that shoots Laser Beams, has a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze, is Poisonous, and can Regenerate.
Strength: 8
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 6

[edit]quite funkily, my robots looks like a dalek! fantastic! [/edit]

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:22 pm

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:wow Saydes.. I Pwned the hell outta you

And I pwned the hell out of you

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:26 pm

hdd is a Robot that walks on Eight Legs, plays Ice-Cream-Van Music, is fitted with a Bladed Claw, is covered with Silver Piping, runs on a Car Battery, and is Self-Replicating.

hdd is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that spins Vast Webs, eats Metal, cowers from Fire, and is Susceptible to Electrical Damage.

hdd is a Haggis-Eating Death Monkey.

I drew, lost and tonked emvee. :/

Scraplet · Post by **Scraplet** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:29 pm

Ahh, thats better. My Robot is slightly more impressive than my monkey

"Scraplet is a Robot that is fitted with a Single-Shot Rocket, a Spring-Loaded Boxing Glove and a Sink Plunger, has Four Metal Wheels and Infravision, and runs on Coal."

Force: 5
Handling: 5
Weaponry: 9

Kick-ass! http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot?def=scraplet

Post by **Best First** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:20 pm

BestFirst
the
Porridge-Eating Assassin Monkey

Battle Rating : 8.5

whupah!

genius

BestFirst is a Robot that is fitted with a Sink Plunger and an Electron Ram, has Hundreds of Tiny Wheels, runs on a Single Watch Battery, and jams Radio Transmissions.

Force: 5
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 3

meh.

BestFirst is a Giant Bee that has an Extra Head, Tough Leathery Skin and a Single Giant Eye, and can Phase in and out of Existence.

Strength: 2
Agility: 10
Intelligence: 8

woo!

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:45 pm

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?a ... f=saysadie

professor smooth
the
Custard-Eating Death Monkey

Battle Rating : 6.4

saysadie
the
Litter-Eating Macaque Monkey

Battle Rating : 2.6

professor smooth wins!

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:31 pm

BB Shockwave is a Robot that walks on Four Spindly Legs, plays Ice-Cream-Van Music, is fitted with a Welding Torch and a Chainsaw, makes Buzzing Noises, and runs on 20 AA Batteries.

Yum... Ice Cream...

BB Shockwave is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that eats Rocks, spits Jets of Water, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, and has Tough Leathery Skin and a Toughened Steel Skeleton.

How can a plant have a skeleton?

BB Shockwave is a
Fish-Eating Love Monkey

Battle Rating : 6.5

Ouch.

Anyone tried the bad jokes?

Where does a giant squid go on holiday?
Krakenya

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:58 pm

BB Shockwave wrote:How can a plant have a skeleton?

All the iron in its diet, I expect.

The Insolent Dog
the
Pasta-Eating Jungle Monkey

Battle Rating : 4.7

he Insolent Dog is a Robot that walks on Two Spindly Legs, is fitted with Compactor Plates, is covered with Flammable Fabric, has Travelled Back from the Future, and runs on a Car Battery.

Force: 6
Handling: 4
Weaponry: 0

Crushing Attack!

The Insolent Dog is a Giant Ape that controls the Weather, and is Highly Flammable, in League with Dark Forces and Poisonous.

Strength: 9
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 9

Cold Attack!
Water Attack!

I'm quite nasty, apparently.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:10 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Optimus Prime Rib wrote:wow Saydes.. I Pwned the hell outta you
And I pwned the hell out of you

yeah I checked that. but then I attacked differently and I RULE YOU!

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:00 am

It's not hard to kick my ass. I'm little and I eat litter.

I just get such a kick out of that. "Litter-Eating Macaque Monkey". Ha!

It also just proves my theory that the lot of you are, for the most part, brutish apes.

KingMob · Post by **KingMob** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:57 am

Sorry sadie, Mob the Porridge-Eating Circus Monkey beat you also.

Mob is a Robot that is fitted with a Sink Plunger, a Flip-Arm and Metal Tusks, has Four Rubber Wheels, runs on Human Blood, and can divide into Several Smaller Robots.

and cannot defeat emvee's toaster

Mob is a Giant Moth that spins Vast Webs, eats Metal, has four Extra Limbs and a Long Neck, and is Covered with a Thick Slime.

and got pwned by OPR's giant squid. Damn, that's a smart squid.

However, once morphed into his 'superking' form, KingMob is a Tiny Moth that emits Clouds of Inky Smoke, lives Underwater, and CANNOT BE STOPPED.

Ha!
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi? ... me+rib&a=A