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Homosexuality cure?

Post by Professor Smooth » Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:29 pm

http://www.hetracil.com/index.html

Is this legit or is my sense of humor broken today?
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:08 pm

haha thats cool
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Post by Predabot » Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:39 pm

Spoof all around. :p

The warning-lamps starts blinking when under the Disease Information, they advice you to talk to your doctor to know more about homosexuality, the more you know about it, the better! :lol:


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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:36 pm

I just started treatment for my Homosexuality with HETRACIL. How long should it take for HETRACIL to start working?
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Post by spiderfrommars » Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:49 pm

"anti-effeminate medication"? I could do with some of that too.

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:49 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:"anti-effeminate medication"? I could do with some of that too.
Couldn't we all, lovey.
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Post by BB Shockwave » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:51 pm

Is this hetracil for real? The page looks orderly, but I suspect a fraud or a bad joke... :eek:
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Post by Guest » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:02 pm

BB Shockwave wrote:Is this hetracil for real?
I hope not. I've paid good money on a bet that they discover the cure for racism first.

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Post by Predabot » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:32 pm

I want to be manly. :sad: Give me that medication damnit!

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:02 pm

This is interesting...more here:
http://homomojo.com/life.php?itemid=432
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Re: Homosexuality cure?

Post by Uberking Robert » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:57 am

Professor Smooth wrote:http://www.hetracil.com/index.html

Is this legit or is my sense of humor broken today?

LOL the Swedes should start taking it.


But seriously, if that drug is real I don't think it's bad. Men could stand to be far more masculine nowadays. IMO we've really let ourselves turn into a bunch of pussies compared to how we were 40+ years ago.
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Post by Denyer » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:41 am

Uberking Robert wrote: Men could stand to be far more masculine nowadays.
What's masculine when it's at home?

Most heavily defining male traits (eg, long hair, tunics) from a few hundred years back would be viewed as feminine today.

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:55 pm

Pfffft.

It takes a real man to wear a skirt.
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Post by Obfleur » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:06 pm

Uberking Robert wrote:
Professor Smooth wrote:http://www.hetracil.com/index.html

Is this legit or is my sense of humor broken today?

LOL the Swedes should start taking it.
We do have a lot of "spännisar" here :D
But why so hateful towards Sweden? :)
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Post by snarl » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:46 pm

I think he might be a ****.
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Post by Obfleur » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:51 pm

Oh :oops:

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Post by Kup_1 » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:43 pm

Stuff like this makes me.....


*shakes her head*

I dunno....laugh?

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Post by Uberking Robert » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:01 am

Whoever just called me an insult that was censored (and thusly I don't know what it was) can go suck monkey balls.
"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!"

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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:06 am

Uberking Robert wrote:
Professor Smooth wrote:http://www.hetracil.com/index.html

Is this legit or is my sense of humor broken today?

LOL the Swedes should start taking it.


But seriously, if that drug is real I don't think it's bad. Men could stand to be far more masculine nowadays. IMO we've really let ourselves turn into a bunch of pussies compared to how we were 40+ years ago.
So you think everyone in society should conform to your views by using drugs to controll them... interesting :roll:
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Post by Uberking Robert » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:46 am

I think men should be Men like they once were. And as for drugs, that anti-gay medicine is not a narcotic and isn't marijuana. Therefore, there is nothing wrong with it.
"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!"

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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:55 am

Uberking Robert wrote:I think men should be Men like they once were.
Like men once were? - oh right so u have met everyman ever? - no you havent.

Homosexuality has existed in men since the dawn of time - check Roman history for example.

its a very simplistic view you have.
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Post by Uberking Robert » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:42 am

Yes, but you see the Romans sucked (both literally and not) and are fags. They were a bunch of boymolesters and so were the Greeks. So you're telling me you think that's somehow acceptable?
"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild Cimmerian bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man...!"

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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:50 am

I dont think theres anything wrong with homosexuality - and there have always been homosexual men.
And dont start calling Homosexual ppl pedophiles in the same sentance your doing yourself no favours.

Dont use the word fag either - if you cannot accept that homosexuality is normall then I suggest you move along from these boards as we dont behave like children here.
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Post by Denyer » Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:46 am

Uberking Robert wrote:Yes, but you see the Romans sucked (both literally and not) and are fags.
First time of warning. Next time I ban you.

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Post by saysadie » Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:46 am

I think men should be Men like they once were
:lol:
IMO we've really let ourselves turn into a bunch of pussies compared to how we were 40+ years ago.
You should really read up and start paying attention to the people around you before you begin putting all the males in the world into the little box you inhabit.

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Post by Brendocon » Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:03 am

Uberking Robert wrote:Whoever just called me an insult that was censored (and thusly I don't know what it was) can go suck monkey balls.
His name is snarl. It's easy to tell this because it's written right next to the post.

And he probably called you a ****. Easy to see why.
Grrr. Argh.

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Post by snarl » Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:32 am

This guy literally breaths AIDS.

And his mum's a slag!
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Post by Uberking Robert » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:01 am

Go phuck yourselves, cocksuckers.
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:19 am

Uberking Robert wrote:Go phuck yourselves, cocksuckers.
Welcome to the board. It's nice to have such friendly, well-spoken folk drop in on us from time to time.


...Are you even real?
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Post by Brendocon » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:40 am

Uberking Robert wrote:Go phuck yourselves, cocksuckers.
Why would I bother with the physical implausibilities of ******* myself if I had a cock that I was in a position to suck?

I mean if you've got a pen, you really don't need to open a vein and write in your own blood, do you?
Grrr. Argh.

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