Drunk at Work

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:58 am

Feel bad man.

How long can I keep up the charade?

No one's cottoned on yet.

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:02 am

Drunk already? Or just a hangover?

Drink lots of water! And eat fruit and eggs.

If you're really drunk, stick a finger in your throat and throw up. Not pleasant, but it will get some alcohol out of the body.

Take care.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:03 am

Heh, it's awesome.

Cross your fingers that you dont smell like alcohol - and if someone asks why look like **** tell you ate a bad shrimp

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:05 am

Already thrown up. At work. Hopefully no one heard.

Only had a few hours sleep, so more drunk than hungover.

Fruit and eggs? Hmm. Can't get any. What shall I have for breakfast? Sandwich van gets here soon...

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:16 am

Isn't there a risk you'll throw up again if you start eating alot?

I'd just drink a lot of water.
And I'd stay still as much as I could

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:19 am

God I hope not.

I'm a really noisy puker.

(You have no idea how long its taking to edit my posts btw...)

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:20 am

spiderfrommars wrote:Fruit and eggs? Hmm. Can't get any. What shall I have for breakfast? Sandwich van gets here soon...

No coffee!! Herbal tea, water or fruit juice.
Cola could help a bit, not sure.
But water is the best remedy.

Get yourself something healthy for breakfast, like a boiled egg and veggie sandwich. Maybe with a slice of cheese (not sure if meat is good, I don't really eat that). You need something in the stomach, but not too much fatty stuff.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:22 am

Usually I'd recommend a fry-up, but you can't get away with that at work.

Sandwich van's a good idea. Bread'll help soak up any alcohol in your stomach and theoretically stop anything from coming back up.

Bacon and egg would be my choice. Hot, preferably. Yum. Trust me, it'll make you feel human.

Dammit. Now I'm hungry...

[EDIT] - Eline - meat is indeed good. Protein and salt.
Drinkwise, I'd say Lucozade. It's basically liquid sugar, but in a healthy way. Seriously, it'll do a world of good.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:22 am

How about ribena?

I'll grab a sandwich too. With eggs in if I can.

I have all this pukey flem at the back of my throat. Better out than in?

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:25 am

Brendocon wrote:Usually I'd recommend a fry-up

Never fails does it?

I never updated you lot, but I'm basically temping since quitting my last job. I thought I could get away with having a good night last night cause I can basically coast in this job... but.. well.. bad idea.

35 mins in... I can do it!

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:27 am

You should've brought beer to work and just kept on going.

Maybe Brendocon can bring you a bottle of Jägermeister or something?

What kind of work do you do?

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:28 am

I hate drunk posts.

At least I can still spoll.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:30 am

Top man!

spiderfrommars wrote:Feel bad man.

Don't!!

spiderfrommars wrote:How long can I keep up the charade?

Try and reach lunch time, then go to the pub for a top up, will make you feel a whole lot better!

spiderfrommars wrote:No one's cottoned on yet.

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:38 am

Do you have a headache? If so, get some paracetamol-like pills.

What is ribena? If it's a fruit-flavoured sugar-drink, maybe not. But then again, if you think it'll make you feel better...

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:45 am

Eline wrote:Do you have a headache?

Nope.

Eline wrote: If it's a fruit-flavoured sugar-drink, maybe not

Too late!

Also bought an egg and cress sandwich.

I think its the first time in my life that I've ever bought an egg and cress sandwich.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:48 am

Is it the first time you're drunk at work?

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:51 am

I've been drunk at work before. But not for a long time. And on those occasions either everyone else has been drunk too (after a work do) or I've just not turned up.

I'm generally of the opinion that you should never go out and get mullered on a 'school night'.

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:03 am

spiderfrommars wrote:Also bought an egg and cress sandwich.

I think its the first time in my life that I've ever bought an egg and cress sandwich.

Those are yummy. It was one of the first things I had on my first visit to UK/Ireland, and there were really good.
Even went to M&S in the Netherlands after that, to buy them. But they tasted not as nice. Of course.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:05 am

Of course.

Obfleur wrote:
What kind of work do you do?

Data cleansing.

I actually spent a few days ringing Duchies and Swedes last week. Lovely people.

Ozz · Post by **Ozz** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:07 am

spiderfrommars wrote:At least I can still spoll.

Yeah, drinking in the middle of the week is not a good idea. I once went to classes while I was still rather drunk than hungovered. Fortunately, my stomach was okay, I only staggered a bit. But one of my firends didn't make it that day, because he throwed up in the morning and was really afraid he would have to do it again in the middle of the class.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:11 am

Ozz wrote:
spiderfrommars wrote:At least I can still spoll.
.

Y'see, I see no reason why just because I'm bladdered my spelling/grammar should go out the window!

Thats what the delete key is for!

Hard work tho.

Ozz wrote:
Yeah, drinking in the middle of the week is not a good idea. I once went to classes while I was still rather drunk than hungovered. Fortunately, my stomach was okay, I only staggered a bit. But one of my firends didn't make it that day, because he throwed up in the morning and was really afraid he would have to do it again in the middle of the class.

Thing is, if my job required one iota of brain power I wouldn't have dreamt of doing this. Sad state of affairs really.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:16 am

Thought of the day...

Why are there no Irish Transfans?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:18 am

Because of the IRA?

EDIT; I totally thought you wrote "Transformers".

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:22 am

spiderfrommars wrote:Thought of the day...

Why are there no Irish Transfans?

I think der2 would argue with you on that.

There's a few at The Hub, too.

Never knowingly encountered a French Transfan, though.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:27 am

Obfleur wrote:
EDIT; I totally thought you wrote "Transformers".

Who's the drunk one?

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:27 am

Brendocon wrote:
Never knowingly encountered a French Transfan, though.

Good point.

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:29 am

spiderfrommars wrote:I actually spent a few days ringing Duchies and Swedes last week. Lovely people.

Yes, we are.

But if you are temping, surely it's not advisable to be drunk (and board-posting) if they can kick you out whenever they want?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:30 am

Spidey is hardcore.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:31 am

Eline wrote: Yes, we are.

They all spoke very good english too!

Eline wrote:
But if you are temping, surely it's not advisable to be drunk (and board-posting) if they can kick you out whenever they want?

True. It helps that they really like me. And that I'm fooling them.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:32 am

spiderfrommars wrote:And that I'm fooling them.

Wait! Spidey is Batman

TransFans.co.uk

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