Snakes on a plane!

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:13 pm

Best First mentioned 'the episode 3 thread' in.. I dont remember which thread it was.
This made me read the thread - and then I went to Episode 3's page on IMDB.
From there I traveled to Samuel Jacksons page.
And discovered this.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/

The most amazing title ever.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:19 pm

Genius!

Like "Boa vs Python" but without the mystery.

Am I alone in thinking that it should actually be written "Snakes. On a plane!"

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:25 pm

Oh. Boa VS Python. Crap or Pure art? I can't decide.

"Snakes. On a plane!"
I think the exclamation mark makes it look like a comedy (I'm sure the movie'll be fun as hell, but it's actually a horror movie, about snakes on a plane).

Post by **Best First** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:43 pm

frigging ace.

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:15 pm

Hmm, I figured that after all the big and scary animals gets used up to being cliche (sharks,crocs, lions, elephants) and the swarm gets over-done (spiders, bees,ants) producers will start with other animals.

"Terror on the ice"

2006

Crash-landed on the Antarctica, a family must survive the assaults of the bloodthirsty penguins until help arrives. But the penguins have a far greater, more sinister plan...

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:19 pm

Pengalien!

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:45 pm

I remember hearing that the director wanted to make that movie with that title but I'm shocked that it's actually coming out!

Post by **Best First** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:19 pm

Boa-ing 747?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:30 pm

It's a Puppet! Or, at least, a puppeteer. No CGI, then?

And Bruce James (whoever he is) plays Ken. Twice.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:49 am

Man, I hope we get to see Sam Jackson punch a snake in the face.

******* snakes.

"Yes those snakes deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!!"

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:09 am

Best First wrote:Boa-ing 747?

Classic!

And the sequel:

"Monty Python"

Dangerous snakes swarm over Canada.

KingMob · Post by **KingMob** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:18 am

Oh yeah.

You guys might like this then:

edit

censor is stopping the direct link working, I think (there are sweary words in it).
Go here:
http://hucksblog.blogspot.com/

Then find the entry for August 17.

It is called 'Snakes on a mother-******* plane'.

It is totally airwolf:

Now out of both loyalty to the sacred bond between studio and screenwriter and also a serious desire to keep getting hired in this town, I will not give away any of the plot details of SNAKES ON A PLANE. But know this. As the great Sam Jackson would say: There are ************** snakes on the ************** plane.

What else do you need to know? How the snakes get on the plane, what the snakes do once they're on the plane, who puts the snakes on the plane, who is trying to get the snakes off the plane...This is not for you to ponder. There are snakes on the plane. End of ******* story.

In fact, during the two or three days that precedes my phone call with the studio, I become obsessed with the concept. Not as a movie. But as a sort of philosophy. Somnewhere in between "Cest la vie", "Whattya gonna do?" and "**** happens" falls my new zen koan "Snakes on a Plane".

WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. "
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."

Post by **Best First** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:55 am

BB Shockwave wrote:
Best First wrote:Boa-ing 747?
Classic!

i thought so.

Mob, that is class.

I'm hoping that after having a quasi-religous experience (On a plane!) Samuel L will give the snakes the money out of his wallet so they can start a new life whilst making it very clear he could kill their spineless snake asses if he so wished (ON a plane!).

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:04 am

Im going to make a movie called "Poop in the Toilet"

it will be a low budget indie film..

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 9:11 am

"Hiss again. HISS AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, *************. Hiss one more goddamn time."

This movie is gonna rule.
I love the premise "I wanna assasinate some dude on a plane. So I'll just release a bunch of Snakes on a plane - which'll probably lead to a bunch of random people getting killed, since the snakes on the plane wont know who I want them to kill".

Post by **Best First** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:11 am

getting the snakes loose on the plane is going to be one of the most hilariously contrived things ever.

i think they should combine this idea with a sequel to Airforce One, but this time Samuel L should be the mother****ing predident. on a plane.

Air Force One 2: Snakes On A Plane.

i think its catchy.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 9:24 pm

"He's not thinking like a President, Mr Vice-President, sir. He's thinking like a snake charmer!"

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:45 am

BB Shockwave wrote:Crash-landed on the Antarctica, a family must survive the assaults of the bloodthirsty penguins until help arrives. But the penguins have a far greater, more sinister plan...

jboyler · Post by **jboyler** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 5:14 am

Why does A-List talent bother with F-Grade movies?

Oh yeah, the money.

Nevermind.

-J

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:56 am

Please tell me youre not referring to Samuel Jackson as A list talent

jboyler · Post by **jboyler** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:55 am

http://www.yankeefog.com/archives/2005/ ... pla_1.html

-J

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:05 am

Obfleur wrote:"Hiss again. HISS AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, *************. Hiss one more goddamn time."

This movie is gonna rule.
I love the premise "I wanna assasinate some dude on a plane. So I'll just release a bunch of Snakes on a plane - which'll probably lead to a bunch of random people getting killed, since the snakes on the plane wont know who I want them to kill".

But see, they are propably highly trained assassin snakes!

(They could have used assassin bugs.,..

)

Frankly, snakes one a plane? What then? Except for some mambas, snakes don't attack people unless provoked.

Post by **Best First** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:53 am

and we all know how Hollywood are when it comes to making sure the facts old up.

They are almost as religous about it as Fox.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:54 pm

Snakes on a plain!

I've been using this phrase alot IRL. It's awesome.

Scraplet · Post by **Scraplet** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:12 pm

BB Shockwave wrote: snakes don't attack people unless provoked.

Maybe they are trying to assasinate Steve Irwin

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:25 pm

Scraplet wrote:
BB Shockwave wrote: snakes don't attack people unless provoked.
Maybe they are trying to assasinate Steve Irwin

CRIKEY!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:58 pm

Obfleur wrote:Snakes on a plain!

A Steve Irwin documentary set in Wiltshire?

Scraplet · Post by **Scraplet** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:04 pm

Rebis wrote:
Obfleur wrote:Snakes on a plain!
A Steve Irwin documentary set in Wiltshire?

/Irwin: Ancha hurd o' the pesky graaass-snake - scourge of the common frog. This 'lil beut'll swalla yer aliiiive.......if yer a 6-inch long amphibian

I'll get me coat..........

KingMob · Post by **KingMob** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:01 am

Obfleur wrote:Snakes on a plain!

I've been using this phrase alot IRL. It's awesome.

Cool. I'm going to start soon. I'm getting kinda bored with using Airwolf as an adjective.

F-Grade movies?

But J, mate...snakes on a plane. Hopefully with an exclamation mark to be added.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:28 pm

KingMob wrote:Hopefully with an exclamation mark to be added.

If Sam Jackson is in the movie, they'll have to add at least three exclamation marks.
"Snakes on the mother ****** plane, mother ******!"

Gets me thinking of the Dave Chappel parody