Errrr....

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:41 pm

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1054/1054_01.asp

Post by **snarl** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:23 pm

That's ******* magic!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:32 pm

Not content with Islam, they even take on Roman Catholicism,

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0071/0071_01.asp

What religion/denomination are they meant to be, anyway?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:43 pm

I love religon

Allah is a pedo!

Post by **Denyer** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:05 pm

Rebis wrote:What religion/denomination are they meant to be, anyway?

Beats me. And probably altar boys...

Related reading:

http://www.websnark.com/archives/religion/jack_chick/

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:04 am

I really had to look for the one that bashes Mormonism... a little upset that they buried it so low down. Aren't we a threat anymore?

Gotta love, "A hired killer accepts Jesus and goes to heaven on the day he dies, but the cop who caught him goes to Hell, because he trusted in works."

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:44 am

I find myself having to try harder and harder to not want to bodily harm some of these people.

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:23 am

I'm confused now.

In the Netherlands Chick is a magazine full of nude ladies, so I was hestistant to click this link at work... and then I was waiting for the pr0n in the comic to start...

Post by **Best First** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:45 am

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:
Allah is a pedo!

Yep, and yet they ignore teh fcat that Jesus hung around with guys an was into bondage.

Scraplet · Post by **Scraplet** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:01 pm

I seriously thought that was a joke at first........
Not exactly wanting to foster tollerance and understanding, these 'Chick' people

If we use the cultural norms from hundreds of years ago we could paint most religions /races /cultures as barbarians or pervents by todays 'werstern' standards. Its not that long ago that many christians were getting rich from slave labour........

Smooth wrote:I find myself having to try harder and harder to not want to bodily harm some of these people.

Yeah, when I realised it was serious i felt the same........

It occurs to me that the TF fanbase and Christendom have a lot in common, apart from TF fans have had more schisms in 20 years than christians have had in 2000! I'm firmly of the Orthodox church of marvel UK!

Death to all non-beleivers

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:11 pm

What the...!

Does it really say in the Qu'ran (so that's how you really spell it, huh?) that Adam was 90 feet tall? Golly, he musta been the size of Omega Supreme! If not taller..

Hmm, hard to think what I think about this... These 'chick' people do come out a bit as dicks tho, don' they? The artist does a bloody annoying thing with the eyes of the kids too...

Post by **Best First** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:13 pm

Is Adam being 90 feet tall any more stupid than Adam, who is created by God, who is all powerful, sinning and then it being Adam's fault and not Gods, who we should somehow still give thanks too all t'time?

one thinks not.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:32 pm

Predabot wrote:What the...! Does it really say in the Qu'ran (so that's how you really spell it, huh?) that Adam was 90 feet tall? Golly, he musta been the size of Omega Supreme! If not taller..

Nah, Omega Supreme's only about a foot or so high...

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:54 pm

I love the way they slipped the dinosaurs in there as well, even though there is no evidence for it whatsoever

...but shouldn't this guy have a fatwah all over his ass? I can't remember what Rushdie said in the Satanic Verses (despite having been given a copy with the relevant bits underlined) but I doubt it was worse than calling the Holy Prophet Mohammed a paedophile...

Post by **Computron** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:26 pm

Eline wrote:I'm confused now.

In the Netherlands Chick is a magazine full of nude ladies, so I was hestistant to click this link at work... and then I was waiting for the pr0n in the comic to start...

If Ob had posted the link, your concerns would have been justified. As it was MV, you had a 50% chance of porn appearing.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:02 pm

How dare you!

It's good to have you back Compy

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:15 pm

I used to collect born-again Christian tracts when I was a Mormon missionary. The fun part was erasing the dialogue and rewriting them. They usually ended up either joining the Mormons or praying to pancakes.

Too bad I don't have any left. I could scan them in and we could have a competition. Of course, if anyone else handier with computer stuff than I could find a way...

Post by **Best First** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:24 pm

tempting...

Post by **Kaylee** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:39 pm

"Ah well you see, their brand of made up monkey jizz is all complete and obvious lies. It stands up to no factual scrutiny *whatsoever*. Anyone who'd believe this is a fool of the highest order for having no common-sense or capacity for logical reasoning.

Our brand of made up monkey jizz, on the other hand, is entirely factual- and has been rigorously tested by Geoff from over the street..."

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:38 pm

Put your fingers in either side of your mouth and say "Jack Chick".

You'll then know exactly where he's coming from.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:06 am

Everyone is convinced that they are the only ones who are Right.

*shrugs*

I highly suspect that that is all a lot of them have, if so they can have it. They'd probably be lost without it anyway.

Other people's beliefs, I don't care. They can have the beliefs they have. I would prefer understanding but that isn't going to happen, is it?

Nope! So whatever, eh? Life goes along.

(actually... I think I'd prefer eradication of most major religions. But that definitely ain't happening.)

Post by **Denyer** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:21 am

sprunkner wrote:we could have a competition

http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick/intro.html

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:35 am

saysadie wrote: (actually... I think I'd prefer eradication of most major religions. But that definitely ain't happening.)

I truly believe we would live in a world I would enjoy more if all religious people suddenly died. In fact, I feel a book coming on. Like Left Behind only from the other side's point of view.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:49 am

with me it's less eradication of people, more eradication of the beliefs themselves. While some ideas within are worth keeping, for the most part the whole is more harm than good imo.

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:43 am

saysadie wrote:with me it's less eradication of people, more eradication of the beliefs themselves. While some ideas within are worth keeping, for the most part the whole is more harm than good imo.

It's impossible to eliminate beliefs. People are much easier.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:14 am

People can hold whatever beliefs they want, but crap like this is designed to indocrtinate children, masquerading as authority. It's obscene and it's disgusting. The one about the gays is particularly nasty...

Post by **Best First** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:17 am

saysadie wrote:with me it's less eradication of people, more eradication of the beliefs themselves. While some ideas within are worth keeping, for the most part the whole is more harm than good imo.

yo.

keep the 'be nice to people' bits and get rid of the 'because if you don't you go to hell' bits.

replacing the later with, you now, rational thought.

jboyler · Post by **jboyler** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:29 am

That was absolutely reprehensible.

I've seen the website before, when I saw someone do a Cthulhu parody of one of their comics. The other strip I read made me angry, but at least it didn't spout this kind of racist ****.

Funny that it was intolerant bigots like this that made me leave Christianity in the first place.

-J