Jesus H Christ

Post by **Best First** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:13 pm

What does the H stand for?

Hologram?

Post by **snarl** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:51 pm

Hitler

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:25 am

http://alienlovespredator.com/index.php?id=92

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:25 am

Herbie

KingMob · Post by **KingMob** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:16 am

Hantavirus.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:27 am

hollogram

that or 'hollys love bitch'

Post by **Kaylee** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:10 am

The H in Jesus H. Christ stands for Harold.

As in "Our father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name".

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:18 am

Harassed.

It's actually a story about two people. Jesus and Christ.
Jesus harassed Christ. Jesus H. Christ.

Scraplet · Post by **Scraplet** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:20 am

Karl Lynch wrote:The H in Jesus H. Christ stands for Harold.

As in "Our father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name".

Karl, you have just caused me to look insane at work.....giggling like a loon in the corner for 5 minutes.......

How about 'He-lives-at-number-10'.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:27 am

It's like Harry H Corbett, innit?

There was already a Harry Corbett, so he stuck an H in his name to differentiate, because the H stands for "hanything".

Same deal with Jesus.

Jesus Christ was a carpenter's son who stuck his hand up Sooty's arse.
Jesus H Christ was a rag and bone man with a pervert father

Or was it the other way round?

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:49 pm

Hullabaloo

Post by **Best First** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:06 pm

He has caused a bit of one with his 'i'm the son of God ' prank, hasn't he?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:16 pm

Herpies?

Laserwave · Post by **Laserwave** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:52 pm

Herodotus?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:50 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:The H in Jesus H. Christ stands for Harold.

As in "Our father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name".

Hold on, hold on.

So what you're saying is that Harold, who has a child or children, is an artist in heaven, huh?

What's that got to do with some hippie carpenter's son?

And anyway, It's not Jesus H Christ, it's Jesus "H" Christ.

Jesus "The Hippie" Christ - some New Age crank who got famous by appearing in the first edition of Who's Who.

Smoke and mirrors, I tells ya. Smoke and mirrors!

jboyler · Post by **jboyler** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:53 am

For some reason I always thought it was Henry.

Not sure why, tho.

-J

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:23 am

Howler?

That alien and predator comic is great.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:05 am

Rebis wrote:And anyway, It's not Jesus H Christ, it's Jesus "H" Christ.

Aaaah. Like Horatio "H" Caine.

David Caruso is the son of God! He knew it!

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:02 pm

Honorary.

He was just placeholding the "Christ" title until Impy came along.

Kup_1 · Post by **Kup_1** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:25 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:The H in Jesus H. Christ stands for Harold.

As in "Our father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name".

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:35 am

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_033

Nothing really revelatory there...truth is, we just don't know. I always liked Horatio.

Post by **Best First** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:25 pm

or "He's not real"

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:58 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:11 pm

perhaps hes relate to this guy?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:17 pm

Jesus would lay the smackdown on the romans* if he looked like that.

I dont know if Jesus ever came in contact with them, I'm just guessing.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:37 pm

I'm fairly sure it was the Romans that crucified him. Then again, it might have been the Decepticons...

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:21 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:I'm fairly sure it was the Romans that crucified him. Then again, it might have been the Decepticons...

Shockwave?

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:27 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:I'm fairly sure it was the Romans that crucified him. Then again, it might have been the Decepticons...
Shockwave?

Of course, how could we have been so blind for all this time?

Shockwave did it!