I MET impy

Post by **snarl** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 7:51 am

I did, he was a nice chap.

Farkin huuuuuge man as well. Although from my impression he wouldn't hurt a fly, I wouldn't mess with him!

WANG.

Post by **Kaylee** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:47 am

yar impys a lovely bloke

hopefully ill catch him at one of the get togethers n_n

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:35 pm

YOU'RE LUCKY TO STILL BE ALIVE!

I've heard he's part goblin, giant, human, and black-elf...

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 3:40 pm

Predabot wrote:YOU'RE LUCKY TO STILL BE ALIVE!

I've heard he's part goblin, giant, human, and black-elf...

Funny. I've heard you're a monumental ****.

Post by **Kaylee** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 3:45 pm

Ah Predabot, the most hated man in all Christendom

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:16 pm

Surely there's more than Christendom?

Ah, Brendocon. The most hated man in Shinto and Bushido.

He has made many an honorable warrior commit Seppuku.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 6:09 pm

I have very big hands!

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:49 pm

All the better to touch you with.....

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:05 pm

Predabot wrote:He has made many an honorable warrior commit Seppuku.

Hey, one way or another, the people who piss me off end up dead.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:11 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:I have very big hands!

I get the feeling Impy is a seven year old, and really proud of his big hands

Whenever someone asks him "What do you look like", his eyes lights up and he yells out "I have very big hands

"

Post by **Computron** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:43 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:I have very big hands!

You know what they say about people with big hands.

Post by **Best First** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:01 pm

Bet she used to be a man?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:03 pm

I miss my flowing hair...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:51 pm

Impy used to be a 7ft Welsh Valkyrie called Doris.

And GLC wrote a song about her called "Yer missus is a nutter!"

He's calmed down a bit since moving to the South Coast, tho.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:28 pm

Rarghhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Im going to bring my Axe to the next transfans.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:07 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:the next transfans.

We're not moving the site again, are we?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:13 pm

Brendocon wrote:
Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:the next transfans.
We're not moving the site again, are we?

Nope. It'll just seem like that due to the safety-optical illusion that's due to be installed a week after it's too late.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:19 am

Optical illusion? So this place is real???

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:09 am

its all in your mind - like my axe

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:40 pm

Your mind makes it real.

Well, not your mind, in particular. That has trouble making the books balance. Must be why they invented shelves.

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:38 am

I am reliably informed I have an enormous head!

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:35 am

I have bigger hands than Impy!... and the rare proboscis gorilla...

Gekigengar · Post by **Gekigengar** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:58 am

This seems to be an oxymoron of a name then.... Imps are quite small annoying little creatures.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:33 pm

Impy ~ the 'oxymoron' of transfans...

sig worthy!

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:47 pm

Except that it's a misnomer, not an oxymoron.

"Giant Imp" would be an oxymoron. As it stands, "Impy" is just ironic (and yes, that's proper irony as the hidden truth is to the contrary - [composite word including 'f*ck'] you, Alanis).

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:50 pm

Brendocon wrote:(and yes, that's proper irony as the hidden truth is to the contrary - **** you, Alanis).

ah, but maybe she was being ironic when she made that song? a song about irony that doesn't "get" irony, now that's ironic.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:52 pm

True dat. But how likely is it, really?

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:58 pm

Brendocon wrote:True dat. But how likely is it, really?

well, not that likely i'll admit, but her odds are better as she's a canadian rather than an american surely?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:54 pm

Don't forget that she's also in fact God.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:57 pm

she is?