Vote Brendocon for fascist board dictator

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:24 pm

New streamlined approach to revolution!

Just everybody do as you're told and this will be over with minimal fuss.

Step 1: Everybody votes for me.

Step 2: The administration hands control over to me.

Step 3: I rule the board.

See? Nice and simple - and much less hassle than all my previous approaches.

Now, get to it!

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:25 pm

Brendocon > Transfans.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:33 pm

Impy > Brendocon > Transfans > poo stains > Ironhide > Ob > head lice

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:42 pm

*summons army of head lice*

Redstreak · Post by **Redstreak** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 5:11 pm

I'm confused, why do you need to vote to rule a board that you already rule?

Master_Fwiffo · Post by **Master_Fwiffo** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 5:37 pm

Only if I get to be a mod. *votes anyway*

Hound · Post by **Hound** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 5:40 pm

can i be your goon?

Hubcap · Post by **Hubcap** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 6:33 pm

He gets a vote from me

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 6:45 pm

Brendocon wrote:See? Nice and simple - and much less hassle than all my previous approaches.

How so? This includes an extra step- The actual voting itself!

Buuuuuuut I will admit, I am rather tired of the current facist regime. Quickly, before our box-headed boss returns... you hold Compy down, I'll slap headphones on him and play him a few of Dubya's Greatest Hits 'til he goes insane. Plan?

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 7:53 am

Did any of my instructions say "ask questions"? I don't think so. Just vote, already.

Redstreak wrote:I'm confused, why do you need to vote to rule a board that you already rule?

I want official recognition.

Hound wrote:can i be your goon?

Yes.

saysadie wrote:How so? This includes an extra step- The actual voting itself!

But it eliminates the actual "convincing people" and "fighting the authority" steps. It's nice and simple - people accept my rule unconditionally, and the easily-manipulated Computron accedes to the people's wishes.

No fuss, no muss.

saysadie wrote:you hold Compy down, I'll slap headphones on him and play him a few of Dubya's Greatest Hits 'til he goes insane. Plan?

No plan of mine will ever involve me holding down Computron. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and poke out my mind's eye.

VOTE!!

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 8:34 am

but isn't voting for Brend voting for ourselves? if brend is us and we're all brend, then if we vote him in as our new dictator, then won't we all become our very own dictators?

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 8:36 am

Legion wrote:if we vote

What's with the "if"? Voting in this poll is not optional - it's an order.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 3:26 pm

Brendocon wrote:
Legion wrote:if we vote
Voting in this poll is not optional

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:07 pm

Right. If the board's government is in this poor a state I think it's time to dig out the old Guy Fawkes costume and start blowing things up again.

Just call me V...

Sheba · Post by **Sheba** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:08 pm

He's got my vote. Hehehe

Post by **Computron** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:43 pm

Are people even reading the poll question Brend put up?

He's one damn good puppetmaster.

You should all be ashamed.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 9:26 pm

I am ashamed.

Not because of Brend but because I'm drunk.

Again.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 6:23 am

Computron wrote:Are people even reading the poll question Brend put up?

He's one damn good puppetmaster.

You should all be ashamed.

Translation: I voted. Twice.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:58 am

Computron wrote:He's one damn good puppetmaster.

All the more reason why I should be in command of the staff here! You are all but mere puppets of Mr First. I have the credentials to lead.

*hopes that you're all marionettes and not glove puppets*

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:10 pm

Brendocon wrote:*hopes that you're all marionettes and not glove puppets*

unfortunately not, it's going mostly involve putting your hand where the sun don't shine... sure you still wanna take charge?

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:14 pm

Legion wrote:
Brendocon wrote:*hopes that you're all marionettes and not glove puppets*
unfortunately not, it's going mostly involve putting your hand where the sun don't shine... sure you still wanna take charge?

I can appoint minions to whom I can delegate responsibility.

*always has a contingency plan*

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:15 pm

Poor Hound!

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:21 pm

People should always read the small print!

And, if I may point out the state of the chatroom: http://www.transfans.net/phpBB2/chat/

See? Brokeded! This is what happens when Computron is left in charge. Vote for me! Vote for me!

Post by **Computron** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:38 pm

Brendocon wrote:People should always read the small print!

And, if I may point out the state of the chatroom: http://www.transfans.net/phpBB2/chat/

See? Brokeded! This is what happens when Computron is left in charge. Vote for me! Vote for me!

Your definition of broken is clearly er...broken.

The chat is fine. You type things in and chat. Now admittedly what you type doesn't appear on screen, but is that really such a bad thing?

I say it isn't. If Chewbacca isn't on Endor you must acquit.

Magna Prime · Post by **Magna Prime** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:09 pm

Brendocon wrote:
Legion wrote:if we vote
What's with the "if"? Voting in this poll is not optional - it's an order.

Ah ha, I didn't vote, so there goes that theory

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:34 pm

Impy > Transfans > Admin/Moderators > Ob > Lice > TF Chat > Brend > bum fluff

Quite clearly - im here more then anyone else - I should rule!

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:38 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:I should rule!

Legion superior, Impy inferior!

Big Z · Post by **Big Z** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:42 pm

Brendocon wrote:
Legion wrote:if we vote
What's with the "if"? Voting in this poll is not optional - it's an order.

I dont do orders.

A bribe would help convince me to vote...

Post by **Denyer** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 4:56 pm

Brendocon wrote:And, if I may point out the state of the chatroom: http://www.transfans.net/phpBB2/chat/

See? Brokeded! This is what happens when Computron is left in charge. Vote for me! Vote for me!

The server's reached its disk quota—the only reason the board is still functional is because it's stored in SQL system. I'm not sure it's 100% safe to be running currently....

I can't fix the chat until the disk quota is increased or someone deletes some files which actually take up space.

bobaprime85 · Post by **bobaprime85** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:16 pm

And so we have Brendocon takeover attempt #....uh, we're in the thousands now, right? Oh, never mind. Call me when our boxed overseer returns to wreak a bloody vengeance and start the burnings. I'll start gathering the kindling.

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