Hello. I ate a fetus.

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Hello. I ate a fetus.

Post by Obfleur » Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:22 am

Can't believe I'm still here.

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Post by Brendocon » Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:31 am

In the interests of being lazy, I will copy and paste the reply I posted mere minutes ago at TFArchive (other websites are available, but most of them are rubbish) in response to the inevitable slue of "ewwww... he's sick!" responses that lacked any actual substance.
Yum eggs.

Fried, scrambled, boiled.

Chicken, goose, human.

"OMG he [allegedly] ate something that would have been alive if its parent hadn't wanted it dead!!!!111one"

The theft and blatant breaches of basic hygeine concern me more than the hearsay about consumption of dead tissue.

EGG.
Here endeth the boredom.

I don't understand this social taboo about cannibalism. Meat is meat... an egg is an egg. Just because somebody fancies the idea of human [whatever] doesn't make them mentally disturbed, amoral or evil*. It just makes them criminal. In mine eyes.

* - Yes, this is a religiously fuelled argument waiting to happen. When it all kicks off don't expect me to contribute... I'm usually conspicuously absent from those debates for a reason. It's that I don't care.
Grrr. Argh.

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Post by Obfleur » Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:36 am

I get this picture that he is sitting in his bed, munching on a fetus.
It's not cooked or anything. It's a sushi fetus.

That disgusts me.
The same way eating a raw chicken would disgust me.

If he removed the fetus' arms, legs and head, and made a cool meatloaf or something, and served it with mashed potatoes and a sallad.
Well. That's a different story.
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Post by Kaylee » Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:37 am

I'm shocked at it, eating human corpses or the desire to do so is something a bit unusual in a person i think. Least they were dead first tho... {has been thoroughly put off his breakfast}

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Post by spiderfrommars » Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:37 am

Brendocon wrote:
I don't understand this social taboo about cannibalism.
Somebody put that in their sig now. ;)

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Post by Brendocon » Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:41 am

Obfleur wrote:I get this picture that he is sitting in his bed, munching on a fetus.
I get this picture of a medical clinic that breaks pretty much every sanitation rule I can think of, with a scaremongering employee adding "I think I maybe saw him eat one!!!111"

It hardly twitches my moral outrage meter...
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Post by Obfleur » Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:45 am

Do you think he could just place his mouth over the female parts and just suck the little bastard right out of there?
That would be like... getting paid to eat dinner.
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Post by spiderfrommars » Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:47 am

woah... line crossed I think.

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Post by Denyer » Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:00 pm

Obfleur wrote:That would be like... getting paid to eat dinner.
:lol:
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Somehow I get the impression this story is mostly PR bunkum.

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Post by snarl » Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:39 pm

I bet the one he ate looked like the ****** thing 'Quato' in Total Recall - that ******* hell...

That thing gives me the willies.

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Post by Guest » Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:48 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:I'm shocked at it, eating human corpses or the desire to do so is something a bit unusual in a person i think. Least they were dead first tho... {has been thoroughly put off his breakfast}
I'd hate to think about someone eating a non-dead human corpse! :eek:

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Post by Denyer » Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:15 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:I'm shocked at it, eating human corpses or the desire to do so is something a bit unusual in a person i think. Least they were dead first tho... {has been thoroughly put off his breakfast}
It's still fairly common in some locales... for instance, some Eastern European countries with vampire superstitions suggest disinterring a corpse, burning and drinking the diluted ashes as a cure for recurrent illness in which there are also recurrent dreams of the dead person.

No more or less daft than many superstitions or religions.

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Post by Kaylee » Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:24 pm

Denyer wrote: No more or less daft than many superstitions or religions.
we have a winner :up:

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Post by saysadie » Sat Jun 18, 2005 6:07 am

Eeeew.

All I gotta say. Eeeew.
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