Things you have always wanted to do

Post by **Best First** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:50 am

I have always wanted to run the wrong way up an escalator.

Yesterday after i did that Crisi Square Mile run i was a bit pissed up so i decided to do it then.

Stupidly i decided to do it on one of the 60 meter or so ones at Waterloo.

I fell over once.

But i made it.

Is there anything stoopid you have always wanted to do? eh?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:59 am

Fall off an escalator handrail at Waterloo station?

Post by **snarl** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:23 am

Spaff in Rachel Stevens' face.

Hold a traffic cone up to my mouth and shout out "STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO"

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:33 am

Go to the supermarket dressed as Darth Vader.

Tired Tracks · Post by **Tired Tracks** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:37 am

Go to a fast food restaurant or any other small public place, while handcuffed to my gf, and both of us acting as if its normal.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:41 am

Get through to someone at Telewest's call centre who could pass a body parts recognition exam, especially the particularly tough "arse and elbow" questions.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:52 am

Slide down that 60 meter run of polished steel on the waterloo escalators...

Go on you know wanted to at rush hour

Post by **Best First** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:57 am

sadly there are those bumps that would get in the way.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:58 am

Best First wrote:sadly there are those bumps that would get in the way.

Ive calculated the risk of them and I belive you can kick them off Jedi style on the way down.

Seriously tho it looks like the slide of all slides...

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:59 am

Yeah, and alcohol can make it tricky - see above.

Post by **Best First** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:03 pm

I was doing so well, people were cheering me on...

and then i fell over a bout 2 meters from teh top.

It gets really confusing when you get near the top.

Still, the guy i was with failed full stop. ha.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:03 pm

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Post by **Best First** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:06 pm

yeah, those rasied blue signs are gonna **** up your fun

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:13 pm

I think that's what they're for.

Metal Vendetta wrote:Fall off an escalator handrail at Waterloo station?

You've done Victoria, haven't you? Victoria Station, I mean... ahem.

Or was that somebody else? Or somewhere else? I can't remember.

What have I always wanted to do? Have a celebrity ask me "do you know who I am?" so I can reply with something witty and insulting that makes them question their entire approach to life. Or punch me, so I can claim compensation from their rich ass. Whichever...

Post by **Best First** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:16 pm

me too.

Great devious evil minds...

Post by **snarl** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:19 pm

Brendocon wrote:I think that's what they're for.

Metal Vendetta wrote:Fall off an escalator handrail at Waterloo station?
You've done Victoria, haven't you? Victoria Station, I mean... ahem.

Or was that somebody else? Or somewhere else? I can't remember.

What have I always wanted to do? Have a celebrity ask me "do you know who I am?" so I can reply with something witty and insulting that makes them question their entire approach to life. Or punch me, so I can claim compensation from their rich ass. Whichever...

The RLJ did indeed stack it at Victoria, I remember it.

And I sorta did your one - I spied Cel babayro in a club once, decided to engage in friendly chit chat.

He claimed not to be who he clearly was (in there with Mark Bosnich), so when he asked 'who is he' I said:

'oh, he's just some **** footballer, not surprised you've not heard of him'.

He didn't like that, but took it quite well.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:24 pm

Class

Moby was saying on a chat show that he touches famous ppl at parties with his penis - they dont know this of course, but he likes to say "ive touched Zeta Jones with my cock" etc...

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:27 pm

He was going on about that in an old interview in Q years back. He later said he was making it up to see what crap he could get people to print about him.

Is it Bill Nighy who basically lies his ass off in every interview, because the papers are gonna print balls about him anyway so he may as well be in control of what rubbish they say?

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:36 pm

I believe Moby called that game 'knob-touch.'

Oh, I shouted "WE WERE ON A BREAK!" at David Schwimmer once. Bet he's never heard that one before.

Post by **Best First** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:49 pm

you dick!

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:56 pm

Too right!

Post by **Best First** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:09 pm

would you also shout 'I don't believe it' at Richard Wilson?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:12 pm

I would love to be on television or the radio, and give honest answers (you know, instead of all the 'this is what you are supposed to answer' crap).

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:13 pm

oddly enough I used to overtake motorists whilst shouting out "damon Hilll!"

then one day I shouted it Jeremy Clarkson... It was cool tho as I was driving a better car then him at the time

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:16 pm

Best First wrote:would you also shout 'I don't believe it' at Richard Wilson?

Been there, done that.

Joking, honest!

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:oddly enough I used to overtake motorists whilst shouting out "damon Hilll!"

then one day I shouted it Jeremy Clarkson... It was cool tho as I was driving a better car then him at the time

My mum once got overtaken by James Hewitt, who winked at her in the process. Smooth.

Post by **Best First** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:32 pm

I saw Gary Kinker at Woking Station on wednesday night. word!

I didn't go up to himor anything as i am ice cold.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:33 pm

Gary Kinker ? - Kinky Gary as in Gary Glitter
or
Kinker as in spelling mistake Linker?

Post by **Best First** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:37 pm

You mean you have not heard of Gary Kinker?

He's the world's premier welder you social ignoramous.

er... Gary Lineker i mean.

Harry Kewll is a gimp:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4080148.stm

get over it you tart, people can have opinions.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:49 pm

I blanked Danny Baker one time. About seven years ago.

It was seriously brilliant. I was in HMV in Oxford Street (the old one) waiting for my dad to finish upstairs.

I was propped up against the beam at the foot of the escalator, looking up so I could see who was coming. All of a sudden, the fat git descends into view (one would suspect being carried faster than he can walk normally), beaming ear to ear.

I make eye contact and react to show recognition. As he reaches the foot of the escalator I stand up straight. He steps off the escalator and steps towards me, smiling, ready to schmooze with one of his adoring public. I step forward...

... and just keep on walking. Straight past him.

That was seriously fun.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:22 pm

i've always wanted to get onto a packed tube in the mornings with a lightsaber... need i say more?