I've started dreaming in CM tactics...

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I've started dreaming in CM tactics...

Post by Brendocon » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:00 am

:oops:

Okay, Footie Manager 2005. Whatever! It's been years since the game's done this to me...

So, last night I was sat in front of my comp (as you do), guiding Saints to a quality victory over "high flying" Everton.

78 minutes played.
All my players with 8s or 9s.
Everton mustering an 8 from their goalie and 4s-6s from the outfielders.

It's 3-0 (Beattie, Higginbotham, Svensson all in the first half). We are pissing on them. The fourth is coming, there's no doubt about it.

Van Damme receives the ball on the halfway line, cuts inside and lays it forward for Le Saux. Le Saux skins the defender and breaks into the penalty area, Massive Attack's Angel reaches the midway point, Le Saux whips in the cross...

And I'm suddenly sat in pitch black, silence, staring at a blank screen.

Power cut.

I hear the baby Jesus crying.

I replayed the game this morning. I lost 4-2. I replayed it again, 2-2. I'm not giving up on this till I come away with the three points I deserve, dammit.
Grrr. Argh.

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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:03 am

isnt CM now the crap one?
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Post by Brendocon » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:08 am

Yes. But I am playing the good one. My brain refuses to accept the change in nomenclature.

It's like if Lucozade suddenly started being called "Neon Energy Boost!" (this may be its name in America already, thinking about it), I'd still call it Lucozade. :oops:
Grrr. Argh.

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Post by Best First » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:42 am

Opal Fruits!

Marathon!

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Post by spiderfrommars » Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:07 am

Why did they change Coco Pops?

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Post by Obfleur » Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:25 am

Football Manager 2005 is a good game (I still call it CM as well :D).

2006 will be out later this year.

Sorry Brend, but you've awaken my urge to talk about my game.

I'm managing Middlesbrough.
The fourth season just ended - and I won the UEFA Cup and finished fifth in the league (I'm now 10 games in to the fifth season, and in fourth place).

This is the players I regulary use.

Forwards;
Milan Baros (was unhappy and transfer listed at Liverpool).
Kevin Kuranyi (got him on Bosman from VfB Stuttgart).
Antonio Cassano (unhappy att Roma and transfer listed).

Midfield;
Stewart Downing (this guy is pure class. His average rating has been over 8.2 every season).
Daniel Bierofka (bought him cheap from Leverkusen. Average rating always over 8.0).
Mikel Arteta (Bosman from some spanish club, Real Sociedad I think).
Stilian Petrov (Bosman from Celtic FC).
Jesper Grönkjaer (Bosman from some club).

Defenders;
Per Koldrup (Bosman from some italian club I think).
Joseph Yobo (Bosman from Everton).
Canizares (or something. Think he's Portuguese).
Zdenek Grygera (Bosman from Ajax).

Goalkeepers;
Andreas Isaksson (bought him from Rennes. He is awesome).


Rotation players:
Felipe Oliveira. Forward (bought him cheap from Chelsea).
Markus Rosenberg . Forward (bought him cheap from Malmö FF).
Dusan Djuric. Midfielder (bought him cheap from Halmstad BK).

And a bunch of others, but I wont bore you :o

I have tons of money (because of my frantic search for Bosman-players / selling my own players. Van Bommel went for 11 million £).
And the board is thinking about expanding the stadion :up:
Can't believe I'm still here.

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:35 am

Best First wrote:Marathon!
Sad thing is, while I was in the States I saw they had for sale a new "Marathon" bar, from the makers of Snickers. Bastards.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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