Homemade

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:34 pm

I was going to add these pics to the 'Argos' topic like I promised, but as no-one has been there since I last was, I thought I'd stick them here or they wouldn't be seen. As I said there, this was what I made for my sister for Christmas 'cos she works at Argos. She takes her sarnies and cola to work in them now. The actual lunchbox, bottle and chocolate was real, but the labels and wrapper are all my own work. I used CorelDraw.

Anyone else do this kind of thing for fun?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:41 pm

Why wouldn't they have been seen?

Surely this is a prime example of when posting consecutively is justified?

Whassamatta? Fraid you was gonna get tasered for it?

Good work, btw.

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:43 pm

I need the attention.
The other topic hadn't been looked at since Saturday - I just assumed it had gone dead.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:44 pm

Nah.

You forgot the golden rule of message boards:

There's only one day between Saturday and Monday - and it ain't the dying day!

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:50 pm

Nope, it's the 'Day of Rest' - if you believe all that 'God' stuff. Otherwise it's the 'Day of Tescos'.
I was just insecure about me topicing - no-one answered my 'Wonder-showzen' one.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:55 pm

From what I saw, you replied to it on the same day.

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:57 pm

Attention-seeking, insecure AND impatient. I was also trying to be amusing (

).

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:59 pm

Urm, What is 'Predabot'?

I kid Pred!

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:08 pm

No. Me.

Still:

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:49 pm

Señior's Covenant wrote:Urm, What is 'Predabot'?

I kid Pred!

Me too.

And I am INFINITE!!!

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:53 pm

And now I've seen everything.

Boing!

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:14 pm

AH! Put that away MV....

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:23 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:And now I've seen everything.

Man, you're one up on me. Drat.

Post by **Best First** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:27 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:And now I've seen everything.

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

Post by **snarl** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:37 pm

Or a lady get screwed by a horse?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:48 pm

Best First wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:And now I've seen everything.

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

The great part is: David Blaine ate his own head in a episode of South Park

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:53 pm

Um.

*Leaves*

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:56 pm

Autobloke

That was a very cool christmas gift

I'd rather get something like that (it's clever and funny), than a DVD or something like that

Post by **Best First** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:57 pm

Obfleur wrote:
Best First wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:And now I've seen everything.

I've seen a guy receive oral sex from a girl, whilst giving oral sex to a horse.
It was awesome.

maybe these are the kind of comments that are making certain people feel unwelcome?

worth pondering...

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:06 pm

Best First wrote:maybe these are the kind of comments that are making certain people feel unwelcome?

worth pondering...

Sorry. I did a edit and deleted it.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:09 pm

When I said I'd seen everything, it was quite far away and difficult to make out some of the detail

And of course "Boing!" was a reference to the Magic Roundabout...considering the lateness of the hour that I was posting from...

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:20 pm

Best First wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:And now I've seen everything.

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

I want to [composite word including 'f*ck'] your mouth!

Team America!!

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:56 pm

Best First wrote:
Obfleur wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:And now I've seen everything.

I've seen a guy receive oral sex from a girl, whilst giving oral sex to a horse.
It was awesome.
maybe these are the kind of comments that are making certain people feel unwelcome?

worth pondering...

*Glances at Best First's atomic-destructor cannon slowly points his direction.*

Um, for the record...

*Eyes Denyer in the rafters about to descend with a sword.*

...in case it was in question...

*Spots Emvee in the distance in alt mode hurtling strait at him at full speed.*

...just so everyone knows...

*Hears Dreamwave's Shockwave laughing during an infodump in the distance.*

...I feel most welcome!

I just left as I have nothing to add to the topic of, urm, well, you know.

Post by **Best First** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:09 pm

Señior's Covenant wrote:[*Spots Emvee in the distance in alt mode hurtling strait at him at full speed.*

3 mph?

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:15 pm

What the hell do YOU know about miles, you Brit?

Talk to me when you've filled 50 square rods with 2 bushels and 14 pecks

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:28 pm

Ah, topic derailed. I love it here - you never know what's going to happen to a subject.
If only Team America had been better.
Like this:
Master Pain (now Evil Betty): "Tow-el."

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:07 pm

While I DO appreciate your craftsmanship, I have no idea what Argus is, being a Yank.

Autobloke · Post by **Autobloke** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:19 pm

Agos is a shop which produces a catalogue of loads of stuff: toys, electronics, house stuff. You select what you want in the comfort of your own home and then go to the shop and hand over a slip with a product number on it . Then my sister goes into the warehouse and fetches it for you. It means you have to queue up twice - once to pay, once to collect. It's a stupid idea and I hate all the waiting - unless my sister is at work - then I get served immediately, much to the annoyance of others.

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:58 pm

Illuminating and interesting, although it still doesn't explain this

Post by **Best First** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:06 pm

Autobloke wrote:Ah, topic derailed.

actually there seems to be a bit much of it at the moment IMO.