What's the most dangerous job?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:31 pm

My vote; Sidekick/Wingman for a main character.

Lethal Weapon.
Murtaugh gets a bomb planted in his toilet.
That basically translates to; Murtaugh gets a bomb planted on his ass.

Evolution.
A bug crawls up Harry Block's ass.

From Dusk Till Dawn.
Richard Gecko... gets eaten by vampires.

Shaun of the dead.
Ed becomes a friggin zombie.

Post by **snarl** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:40 pm

Chef at Sea:

Seagal in Under Siege

LL Cool J in Deep blue sea

Bloke that tries to blow up James Bond with a cake bomb but gets blown up himself

Sure there's more

Clearly, a highly precarious profession.

Post by **Kaylee** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:49 pm

Being Ishin's psychiatrist?

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:04 pm

Being Tom Hanks in any film after 1992. He usually dies.

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:15 pm

Any gas station/small convenience store associate working after dark in Garland.

-OR-

A drunken redneck's spouse?

-OR-

Friend of snarl?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:09 pm

Sith Apprentice ?

Post by **Kaylee** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:19 pm

Suicide bomber?

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:43 pm

An American Pedestrian in London?

I swear, the taxis have it in for me.

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:46 pm

sprunkner wrote:An American Pedestrian in London?

I swear, the taxis have it in for me.

American outside of America would suffice as well.

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:25 pm

Nah your all wrong.

Evil henchman every time.

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:27 pm

Not really. After serious consideration I've got it:

A Redshirt for The Original Star Trek series

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:13 pm

Being a noninvolved, innocent bystander in any major disaster flick!

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:23 pm

Kamikazee Pilot.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:32 pm

Now that I disagree (friendly! friendly disagree) with. There's nothing dangerous about willingly throwing your life away.

Post by **Kaylee** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:13 pm

saysadie wrote:Now that I disagree (friendly! friendly disagree) with. There's nothing dangerous about willingly throwing your life away.

er why?

Main Entry: dan·ger·ous
Function: adjective
1 : creating a risk of bodily injury <a dangerous condition of a public building>
2 : able or likely to inflict esp. serious bodily injury <a dangerous criminal with no regard for human life> <a dangerous animal>; also : DEADLY
3 : likely to engage in repeated criminal activity <a dangerous offender>
NOTE: The activity that an offender is likely to engage in need not involve violence in order for the offender to be deemed dangerous.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:57 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:
er why?

Okay, I guess it is dangerous.

Smart? nope... dangerous, okay. *shrug*

jboyler · Post by **jboyler** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:14 pm

Motorcycle driver in Korea.

Wow, these guys are straight-up suicidal.

-J

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:17 pm

Race car driver.....

Darth Aux · Post by **Darth Aux** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:57 am

Autobot Commander

Post person

Lion or crocodile/aligator tamer. Ouch anyone remember that vid here a while back. Silly man put his arm inside an aligator's mouth (You can picture the rest)

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:06 am

Camryn Manheim's dietary consultant. I just watched Scary Movie 3 and DAMN she lost a lot of weight.

Stormwolf · Post by **Stormwolf** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:06 am

Being the main villain in a non trilogy movie (you'll die in the last 5 minutes).

Kup_1 · Post by **Kup_1** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 4:06 am

Señior's Covenant wrote:Not really. After serious consideration I've got it:

A Redshirt for The Original Star Trek series

Heck, yeah!

My vote; Sidekick/Wingman for a main character.

You forgot Goose from Top Gun.

Gekigengar · Post by **Gekigengar** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 2:42 pm

The most angerous job...

Being a sales associate for any store during the Thanksgiving Day early bird sale.

Nebbie · Post by **Nebbie** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:01 pm

Gekigengar wrote:The most angerous job...

Being a sales associate for any store during the Thanksgiving Day early bird sale.

A-frickin-men. I still have nightmares.

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:40 pm

Stormwolf wrote:Being the main villain in a non trilogy movie (you'll die in the last 5 minutes).

What about count Dooku? Technically Star Wars isn't a trilogy and he dies in the first 15.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:50 pm

Jetfire wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:Being the main villain in a non trilogy movie (you'll die in the last 5 minutes).
What about count Dooku? Technically Star Wars isn't a trilogy and he dies in the first 15.

Well, let's look at the facts, shall we?

Stormy talks about the main villain, and a non-trilogy movie.

You say Dooku dies in the first 15 minutes and Star Wars isn't a trilogy.

So, what we get from that is Dooku can't possibly be the main villain, unless Star Wars is under 20 minutes in length, which it isn't.

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:53 pm

Rebis wrote:
So, what we get from that is Dooku can't possibly be the main villain, unless Star Wars is under 20 minutes in length, which it isn't.

SSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:57 pm

Motorway Maintenance Man has to be up there on the most dangerous list. I mean, you try coning off a lane while vehicles are bombing past in excess of 40mph (sometimes many, many times that speed!).

Oh, looking for a less serious answer?

Um...

Washington DC garbage collector? All the security agents'd be on you so fast, quizzing you over what your intentions are with each and every scrap of paper you touch, or even look in the general direction of!

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:03 pm

Pat Lee fan at Transfans.

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:21 pm

sprunkner wrote:Pat Lee fan at Transfans.

Also...

A Generic Transformer in the immediate vacinity of Megatron.