Indy & Rambo(!) return

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue May 31, 2005 11:03 am

Indy:

http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/news ... s_id=16835

Rambo:

http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/news ... s_id=16839

Do we need them?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue May 31, 2005 11:15 am

The Rambo-thing sounds almost like Arnies Commando.

Living in the American wilderness. Former super military dude. Gets daughter kidnapped. Kicks arse.

The Rambo films are crap (except the first one), so I dont care if they make a million more Rambo movies.

But the Indiana films are enoyable and good. They should leave the whole thing alone.

Post by **Best First** » Tue May 31, 2005 11:20 am

i could live with another Indy, Speilo generally knows what he is doing.

Couln't give 2 ****s about Rambo though. Stick to driving grown men to kill themselves Sly.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue May 31, 2005 11:22 am

Is Mr. Ford capable of making another Indy movie? He is rather old now...

Or maybe it's a CGI Indy for the stunts.

Post by **Best First** » Tue May 31, 2005 11:24 am

either way, no doubt the bad guy will be played by Christopher Lee.

i may have been a tad unfair on Stallone:

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/contender.asp

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue May 31, 2005 11:32 am

Best First wrote: i may have been a tad unfair on Stallone:

"Hey dont worry about it".

My god, no more evil Christopher Lee.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue May 31, 2005 1:10 pm

C.Lee is just evil tho!!!

Indy could be good, weve had a big enough break, I just hope it doesnt go all TombRaider.
Ford might be knocking on but im sure he could still carry it off, Indy never relied on big muscles...

The orginal Rambo was a good film, it was the start of the super soilder and was partially belivable to some extent. unlike Commando which is so poor I want to puke.

But to make another film is just pure folly.

Post by **Kaylee** » Tue May 31, 2005 1:24 pm

Surely Commando was utterly just tongue-in-cheek, there's no way that was a serious movie?

Rambo = bleh. The inside of pingpong balls is more interesting imo.

Indiana =

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:05 pm

Commando is one of the most entertaining movies I have ever seen. I love it.
It's completley unrealistic and just pure fun

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:06 pm

its supposed to be serious tho. its got **** acting and the special effects suck, the action isnt even good, and its an action movie.

it sucks big balls.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:13 pm

Commando must have the worst movie villain of all time. Did anyone seriously think that fat Aussie could beat up Arnie?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:18 pm

Dude, he had a chainmail and a mustache.
He was badass to the bone.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:18 pm

he has a chain mail vest.... crap

Post by **Kaylee** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:19 pm

Isn't Command an Arnie movie?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:21 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:Isn't Command an Arnie movie?

Oh hell yes. It's most awesome.
He has a watch that goes "BIIIIIIIP" every second.
Must be kinda hard sneaking up on bad guys with that kind of watch.

Post by **Kaylee** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:24 pm

Thought so, wondering if we were talking of the wrong film for a minute!

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:26 pm

he also has force powers - in the finnal scene where he takes out a small army he never gets hit once. or even reloads his never ending chain gun...

the crap

Post by **Kaylee** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:28 pm

But surely all his films are like that?

And Van Damme. And Lungdren. And Stallone i think too...

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:32 pm

End of Days?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:32 pm

It's not crap!

It's awesome and funny.

In one scene he just rips a telephonbooth right out of the ground, and throws it around him.

And this might be the best part; in true action hero style he fetches like a thousand guns, and a scuba diving outfit.
A couple of minutes later he is swimming in just a pair of speedos.
Why did you take the scuba diving stuff?!

Post by **Kaylee** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:33 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:End of Days?

End of Days scared me so I didn't watch it

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:36 pm

I hope Arnie returns to the movies and makes at least ten more movies.

End of Days contains alot of great jokes Karl. You should give it a shot

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:36 pm

I must admit, I do have a soft spot for Arnie.

Oh, for Ob: http://commandofans.com

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:40 pm

I like terminator 1 & 2, true Lies, and Conan.

thats it the rest are like crap

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:40 pm

spiderfrommars wrote: Oh, for Ob: http://commandofans.com

Oh my god

That's it, I'm going home from work to check out that page!

Matrix : [After killing a man in the plane] Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:43 pm

McBain!

maybe the humor translates diffeently for you... its ****.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:44 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:I like terminator 1 & 2, true Lies, and Conan.

thats it the rest are like crap

Total Recall??????????????????????????????????????????????

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:50 pm

Woo! Rate Arnie's films!

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines 7/10
Collateral Damage 6/10
The 6th Day 7/10
End of Days 6/10
Batman & Robin 4/10
Jingle All the Way 5/10
Eraser 6/10
Junior 6/10
True Lies 10/10
Last Action Hero 6/10
Terminator 2: Judgment Day 10/10
Kindergarten Cop 6/10
Total Recall 10/10
Twins 7/10
Red Heat 7/10
The Running Man 5/10
Predator 8/10
Raw Deal 5/10
Commando 6/10
Red Sonja 4/10
The Terminator 10/10
Conan the Destroyer 4/10
Conan the Barbarian 5/10

I feel much better.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue May 31, 2005 3:16 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:McBain!

maybe the humor translates diffeently for you... its ****.

The humour is charming.
I have a feeling Arnie knows that he's crap - but he enjoys what he's doing.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue May 31, 2005 4:06 pm

Oh I like predator aswell...

Actually i like it after they have been to the village because that bit is cheese