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Wales in the ****, reporter doesn't care...

Post by snarl » Tue May 10, 2005 9:33 pm

Just like a prayer, I'll take ya there...

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Post by Señior's Covenant » Tue May 10, 2005 9:34 pm

Your newscasters are hotter than ours.
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Post by snarl » Tue May 10, 2005 9:36 pm

Sky Sports could blind a man...
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Post by Autobloke » Tue May 10, 2005 10:59 pm

snarl wrote:Sky Sports could blind a man...
I thought you only went blind from playing with 'yourself'.
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Oh, wait a minute...
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Post by Brendocon » Wed May 11, 2005 8:50 am

Am I the only one who thinks Kirsty Gallacher is an absolutely apalling newsreader? I've never seen her get through a story without tripping over her words or something.

"So, you want to work for Sky Sports News?"
"Yes!"
"Right. You're hot. You've got a famous dad. Any actual experience in this field?"
"What field?"
"Oh, sod it. You're primetime!"
Grrr. Argh.

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Post by Legion » Wed May 11, 2005 9:02 am

Brendocon wrote:Am I the only one who thinks Kirsty Gallacher is an absolutely apalling newsreader? I've never seen her get through a story without tripping over her words or something.

"So, you want to work for Sky Sports News?"
"Yes!"
"Right. You're hot. You've got a famous dad. Any actual experience in this field?"
"What field?"
"Oh, sod it. You're primetime!"
Sorry, normally been too preoccupied when she's on screen to actually listen to her! :twisted:

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Post by Best First » Wed May 11, 2005 9:34 am

but if i meet her, ill be sure tp pass it on B. No, really...
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Post by spiderfrommars » Wed May 11, 2005 9:39 am

Legion wrote:
Sorry, normally been too preoccupied when she's on screen to actually listen to her! :twisted:
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Post by Darth Aux » Wed May 11, 2005 10:10 am

She talks too???
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Post by Kaylee » Wed May 11, 2005 10:23 am

It's rather disturbing that a woman with a pretty face has this rather... negative impact on people imo. She has little competance in the job but that's alright because she's pretty. That's a trifle shallow, don't you think? Rather objectifying view of female television workers also? I'm with Brend and Snarlos.

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Post by Brendocon » Wed May 11, 2005 10:23 am

Hot chick = good
Hot chick talking about football = even gooder
Hot chick trying to talk about football but proving she doesn't have a clue = incredibly off-putting

It's a fact. Though I suppose most of you listen with the volume off. :oops:
Grrr. Argh.

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Post by Best First » Wed May 11, 2005 11:26 am

Karl Lynch wrote:I'm with...Snarlos.
in that you beleive Sky sports could blind a man?
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Post by spiderfrommars » Wed May 11, 2005 11:28 am

If I find a woman pretty, I'll happily watch her on my TV screen.

If I want serious news, I'll change the channel.

Is that disturbing? :(

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Post by Best First » Wed May 11, 2005 11:30 am

There si nothing wrong with being attracted to hot women that i am aware of, no.
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Post by Kaylee » Wed May 11, 2005 11:36 am

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Karl Lynch wrote:I'm with...Snarlos.
in that you beleive Sky sports could blind a man?
That as well, but that extends to sport in general :lol:
If I find a woman pretty, I'll happily watch her on my TV screen.

If I want serious news, I'll change the channel.

Is that disturbing?
Depends, when put against the backdrop of things like "She talks to??" and "too preoccupied to actually listen to her" it might seem rather shallow. I'm not entirely sure equality infers listening to serious stuff from men/unattractive women and that pretty women are only on screen to be hooted at by men with nothing better to do.

That's not necessarily aimed at you, 'bloke' culture is just something I've never understood and find vaguely insulting as I then get lumped along with the stereotype.

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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Wed May 11, 2005 11:38 am

Carling adverts

"football legends - Yes!"

My best mate met this girl the other night,

A. she was fit - good start
B. was clever,good laugh...blah...blah... - usual rubbish
C. She could out drink my mate - now thats somthing!
im not going to lie now
D. On the subject of football - Sorry Chris I cant see you tommorow footbal is on TV, that is unless you want to come and watch it with me, in the pub?

My God!!! - I swear hes having me on!!
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Post by Kaylee » Wed May 11, 2005 11:42 am

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:Carling adverts

"football legends - Yes!"

My best mate met this girl the other night,

A. she was fit - good start
B. was clever,good laugh...blah...blah... - usual rubbish
C. She could out drink my mate - now thats somthing!
im not going to lie now
D. On the subject of football - Sorry Chris I cant see you tommorow footbal is on TV, that is unless you want to come and watch it with me, in the pub?

My God!!! - I swear hes having me on!!
I know lotsa girls in college who drink by the bucket load! o.O

My old housemate Toni and I used to go out with friends, they'd still be sipping their first pint and we'd be onto our third blue WKD or something! We looked at each other worredly, and I observed

"eek... we're turning into a pair of winos!" :D

however since I gave up booze I now have more money for random ebayness...

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Post by spiderfrommars » Wed May 11, 2005 11:49 am

Karl Lynch wrote:I'm not entirely sure equality infers listening to serious stuff from men/unattractive women and that pretty women are only on screen to be hooted at by men with nothing better to do.
Wasn't Martin Lewis the housewives' newsreader of choice once? Was that just because of the news too?

Isn't that a form of equality?
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Post by Legion » Wed May 11, 2005 11:50 am

Karl Lynch wrote:It's rather disturbing that a woman with a pretty face has this rather... negative impact on people imo.
I wouldn't call it a negative impact at all! :twisted:
Karl Lynch wrote: She has little competance in the job but that's alright because she's pretty.
Well... it didn't work for Kelly Brook on Big Breakfast did it? :oops:

Ms Gallacher has cornered the "blokes" TV arena by a) being good looking and b) talking (trying to in somecases it appears) about football.

Pretty Girl + Football = TV bosses' dream

And she knows it too.

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Post by Kaylee » Wed May 11, 2005 12:11 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:
Karl Lynch wrote:I'm not entirely sure equality infers listening to serious stuff from men/unattractive women and that pretty women are only on screen to be hooted at by men with nothing better to do.
Wasn't Martin Lewis the housewives' newsreader of choice once? Was that just because of the news too?

Isn't that a form of equality?
Inequality I think you mean? And I think it is. The whole entertainment industry is built on it. That's probably a seperate argument tho. I'd be interested to know how often ML was cosidered as merely an object to be stared at by housewives as this young lady obviously is by sports fans.
I wouldn't call it a negative impact at all!
Only in my sight, which as we all know has no bearing on anything outside of me head. But its a discussion board and I felt like breaking the list of 'PHWOAR she's hot missus!' responses ;)

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Post by Legion » Wed May 11, 2005 12:39 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:Only in my sight, which as we all know has no bearing on anything outside of me head.


doesn anyone else's differ? ;)
Karl Lynch wrote:But its a discussion board and I felt like breaking the list of 'PHWOAR she's hot missus!' responses ;)
killjoy! :p

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Post by Kaylee » Wed May 11, 2005 12:49 pm

Legion wrote:
Karl Lynch wrote:Only in my sight, which as we all know has no bearing on anything outside of me head.


doesn anyone else's differ? ;)
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I think Besty has some magical powers to that effect ;) :D
Legion wrote:
Karl Lynch wrote:But its a discussion board and I felt like breaking the list of 'PHWOAR she's hot missus!' responses ;)
killjoy! :p
Killroy! :lol:

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Post by spiderfrommars » Wed May 11, 2005 1:35 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:
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Karl Lynch wrote:I'm not entirely sure equality infers listening to serious stuff from men/unattractive women and that pretty women are only on screen to be hooted at by men with nothing better to do.
Wasn't Martin Lewis the housewives' newsreader of choice once? Was that just because of the news too?

Isn't that a form of equality?
Inequality I think you mean? And I think it is. The whole entertainment industry is built on it. That's probably a seperate argument tho. I'd be interested to know how often ML was cosidered as merely an object to be stared at by housewives as this young lady obviously is by sports fans.
No, I meant equality. :) As in, men aren't the only ones who lust after newsreaders!

If you're suggesting the entertainments industry is inherently sexist, yes I suppose thats something else...

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Post by Señior's Covenant » Wed May 11, 2005 1:45 pm

Brendocon wrote:Hot chick = good
Hot chick talking about football = even gooder
I want a t-shirt that says that. And it should be made by a t-shirt company named Shallow. :up:
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Post by Best First » Wed May 11, 2005 1:51 pm

killroy. :(
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Post by Kaylee » Wed May 11, 2005 2:10 pm

Best First wrote:killroy. :(
Are you sad that Kilroy isn't here, that he wasn't elected, or that he exists?

I know which one my money's on ;)

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed May 11, 2005 3:48 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:...'bloke' culture is just something I've never understood and find vaguely insulting as I then get lumped along with the stereotype.
Karl, anyone who lumps you along with the stereotype of 'bloke' culture would have to be deaf, dumb and blind...or have you shaved your head, got a tattoo and an England shirt and started drinking pints of lager?

Incidentally I got an England shirt the other week. It's red with the three lions crest on it, and just above where it would normally say "England" it says "Bollocks". I love the word "Bollocks". I'm teaching it to the San Franciscans :)
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Best First » Wed May 11, 2005 3:49 pm

that could be equated top one of those breakfast tV phone ins:

What type of animal is Polar Bear?
a) a cloud
b) a missile
c) a bear
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Wed May 11, 2005 4:20 pm

A!!!

Polar bears are white and so are clouds, but then again alot of missles ive seen are white too... hmm, which leaves me with bear?
What does that mean?, I still have my clothes on.
Im confused... :???:
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Post by Autobloke » Wed May 11, 2005 5:13 pm

Legion wrote:Kelly Brook
*pricks up ears (and other stuff)* :joy:

And what's wrong with 'bloke' culture, says I?
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