The worst defender in the world... ever! Ever.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Sun May 01, 2005 10:53 pm

After witnessing the nightmare I was subjected to first-hand at SMS yesterday, my vote goes to Andreas Jakobsson.

Ob, you say this guy captained Sweden? I hope it was at table tennis...

Who do you people vote for?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon May 02, 2005 7:02 am

Brendocon wrote:After witnessing the nightmare I was subjected to first-hand at SMS yesterday, my vote goes to Andreas Jakobsson.

Ob, you say this guy captained Sweden? I hope it was at table tennis...

Who do you people vote for?

He was one of our best players in the World Cup 2002.
He hasnt done anything worth mentioning since then though.
It's as if he lost his mojo after the WC or something.

Post by **snarl** » Mon May 02, 2005 11:34 am

Kevin Scott...

Oh lord, he was awful.

Thankfully, we now have some fecking quality defenders who will hopefully be tasting euro footy next season. Lovely stuff.

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Mon May 02, 2005 3:25 pm

Pascal Cygan.

I know Wenger is not defensively minded, but that takes the pi##.

Post by **Best First** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:16 pm

boro are going to balls it up and gift Uefa to spurs. toss.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed May 04, 2005 2:14 pm

Best First wrote:boro are going to balls it up and gift Uefa to spurs. toss.

Of course there is the bizarre scenario where a draw between the two of you at the weekend opens the door for Man City (Man ******* City!) to sneak in ahead of both teams...

Post by **Best First** » Wed May 04, 2005 2:36 pm

ah...

and then we loose to city the week after.

sounds good!

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Sun May 08, 2005 2:51 pm

Best First wrote:boro are going to balls it up and gift Uefa to spurs. toss.

Happier now?

Strabgly no gloating thread from you yet

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Sun May 08, 2005 2:58 pm

I'm playing as Middlesbrough in Football Manager 2005 (and I'm kicking arse).
I would love to see a gloat-thread from Best First.

Post by **snarl** » Sun May 08, 2005 7:57 pm

I think citeh will do it... Still, we could kick the [composite word including 'f*ck'] out of Blackburn, who are *****, whilst Citeh manage a narrow win against the boro... Either way, we've ****** it right up!

Into the driving seat, hmm what does this button marked 'ejector' do?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon May 09, 2005 1:45 am

*yawns till the cup the final - transfer market speculation and next season...*

Post by **Best First** » Mon May 09, 2005 9:06 am

George Boatang is solid gold!

And he's dutch!

Isn't that vierd?

Get in the mother ****ing boro. Pump Pump.

Post by **snarl** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:49 am

On Saturday, we swallowed a bomb and gave a monkey the detonator.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Mon May 09, 2005 12:28 pm

Best First wrote:George Boatang is solid gold!

He's surprisingly mobile, considering...

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon May 09, 2005 1:29 pm

Brendocon wrote:
Best First wrote:George Boatang is solid gold!
He's surprisingly mobile, considering...

...he's well hung?

Oh you ment the gold...

Post by **Best First** » Mon May 09, 2005 2:06 pm

Brendocon wrote:
Best First wrote:George Boatang is solid gold!
He's surprisingly mobile, considering...

I think we are going to go on to do it.

Of course this may be because i have had my mind addled by the brilliantly biased match report i read in the north east yesterday.

ha ha! love it.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon May 09, 2005 2:18 pm

Best First; Has Stewart Downing played anything for Middlesbrough this year?

Post by **Best First** » Mon May 09, 2005 4:31 pm

do you mean has he played?

If so, yes, lots. He is groovy.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon May 09, 2005 7:32 pm

Nice

Snowcat · Post by **Snowcat** » Thu May 12, 2005 1:10 pm

Best First wrote:
Brendocon wrote:
Best First wrote:George Boatang is solid gold!
He's surprisingly mobile, considering...
I think we are going to go on to do it.

Of course this may be because i have had my mind addled by the brilliantly biased match report i read in the north east yesterday.

ha ha! love it.

Not a chance. Psycho`s Blue Army are gonna do a number on the Boro Red & White Sox.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Thu May 12, 2005 3:57 pm

red & white sox!

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