child abuse?

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:39 pm

I read an article in today's paper about this and other Unpurposeless Inventions(tm). The real killer item is the thing they invented to keep you dry in the shower.

Sounds stupid don't it?

Not as stupid as the invention itself.

A full-body condom.

Post by **Denyer** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:05 pm

"Oh Frank!"

"Jane!"

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:08 pm

That is indeed child abuse.

I feel the Beckhams should be done as well for what they called their kids.

Redstreak · Post by **Redstreak** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:39 am

Who the hell thinks up this **** anyway?

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:35 am

Redstreak wrote:Who the hell thinks up this **** anyway?

The Japanese.

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:43 am

I bet it was the Malaysians.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:15 am

Heh, class.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:25 am

It would be rather useful if you're drunk (and I mean really drunk).

You're already on the floor - why not make the best of it?

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:39 am

Denyer wrote:"Oh Frank!"

"Jane!"

Twas my initial reaction there, too.

Baby Mop = Genius.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:33 pm

sprunkner wrote:I bet it was the Malaysians.

No it was thought of by the Japanese, and mass produced by the Malaysians

Kup_1 · Post by **Kup_1** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:45 am

LOL

I'm sure this is a 'joke' item, but....

I have some hardwood floors that need a shining.

HoistKeeper 2.0 · Post by **HoistKeeper 2.0** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:21 am

Pfft. Let the little f***ers work, bring back child slave labour! Some kids are too spoilt these days anyway.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:56 pm

Koen is DEFINITELY getting on of those now.. Woke up this morning and he had broken out of his room, opened the stove, gotten into the pitcher of kool-aid, and then promptly poured it into my chair. All before waking me up to get him somethng to drink.

Post by **snarl** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:01 pm

Make one with sandpaper on it.

Make it reversible.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:22 pm

and one with a football pattern onit!

angloconvoy · Post by **angloconvoy** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:30 pm

Jetfire wrote:That is indeed child abuse.

I prefer to think of it as good sense. I mean, its not exaclty harmful to the baby, its just going to be crawling around anyway

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:35 pm

if i had kids, i'd make 'em do the housework too...

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:38 am

angloconvoy wrote:
Jetfire wrote:That is indeed child abuse.
I prefer to think of it as good sense. I mean, its not exaclty harmful to the baby, its just going to be crawling around anyway

Aren't you the guy with fluffy pink handcuffs and also thinks "The girl who loved Powerglide" is good marital advice for husbands?

Should you really be allowed to give advice on kids?