I'm gonna be a lawyer.

Post by **Computron** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:43 pm

1 acceptance letter in, 2 more to go for the hat trick.

*crosses fingers*

(btw this makes me scum as all law school students and lawyers are scum. Some are scummier than others tho.)

Next project - Read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. (Had a series of excellent articles on Hunter S. Thompson in this months Rolling Stone)

bobaprime85 · Post by **bobaprime85** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:31 pm

Lawyer eh? I always knew you were evil.

Will you be looking for a job with Wolfram and Hart? Or are they all dead?
I can't remember....

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:04 pm

What happened to being a philosophizer??

Lawyers....pfff.....

You do know you can't drink at work right?

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:14 pm

I thought the subject line said "liar." My initial reaction was "going to be?!"

Don't you need a brain to be a lawyer? And an objective viewpoint on facts, Mr Creationism?

Stormwolf · Post by **Stormwolf** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:23 pm

Lawyer eh, good, now I know who I have to call when the sh*t hits the fan

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:25 pm

Objection!

Jazz · Post by **Jazz** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:26 pm

cool have fun being one. just don't get too drunk when your up there before the jury lmao

wideload · Post by **wideload** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:43 pm

I got into law school too. Got my lsat scores in december was accepted in January. I'm pretty excited to start in september. Hope you get the school you want

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:01 am

spiderfrommars wrote:Objection!

Overruled!

C'mon. Work with the material...

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:09 am

I demand a recount?!?

What do you mean that's not working with the material? Bah.

I have an aunt who is a lawyer. She isn't scum.

Gooder on you, dude, go for it!

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:29 am

Rebis wrote:
spiderfrommars wrote:Objection!
Overruled!

C'mon. Work with the material...

Oh WORK with the material.. my bad *zip*

Redstreak · Post by **Redstreak** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:57 am

Computron wrote:I'm gonna be a lawyer.

God help us all.

Gekigengar · Post by **Gekigengar** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:42 am

BTW, can you solve this legal mess for Macross fans Legal Mess between Big West and Harmony Gold... Harmony Gold has put an injuction to all thinks Macross and related including the Valkyries to be sold in the U.S. and this includes the original G1 Jetfire to be remade by Takara and Hasbro and sold in the U.S. unless the series is renamed Robotech and under H.G. control.

Post by **Kaylee** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:07 am

...because if there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers o_O

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:28 am

Karl Lynch wrote:...because if there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers o_O

Well, when you consider the cost of a shuttle, it's uneconomical to blast them all off into space unless it's crammed full of 'em...

Post by **Best First** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:35 pm

ah, lawyers, the only people more scummy than consultants...

hurrah!

Gekigengar · Post by **Gekigengar** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:01 pm

What is really sad... People insult them when you don't need them, Cry for them when you do and insult them again after you won... very sad really, what's next doctors?

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:35 pm

bobaprime85 wrote:Lawyer eh? I always knew you were evil.

Will you be looking for a job with Wolfram and Hart? Or are they all dead?
I can't remember....

I doubt it. 'Wolfram and Hart' are a made up law firm for a TV spin off show.

Best First wrote:ah, lawyers, the only people more scummy than consultants...

hurrah!

So are estate agents, letting agencies and politicians.

The difference is that Consultants are the only ones that serve no purpose whatsoever.

Post by **Best First** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:15 pm

Jetfire wrote:
Best First wrote:ah, lawyers, the only people more scummy than consultants...

hurrah!
So are estate agents, letting agencies and politicians.

The difference is that Consultants are the only ones that serve no purpose whatsoever.

You could outsource your humour to me mate, i garuntee sales will be up and costs will be down. Spelling may however suffer.

Estate Agenst are indeed the bottom of the pile.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:16 pm

Best First wrote:Spelling may however suffer.

[insert Brend's obligatory "Jets' spelling is crap anyway, though" joke here]

Post by **Best First** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:45 pm

Would that be ajoke or a mere observation?

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:50 pm

At its base level, it is an observation, however with the application of effort it is possible to formulate a joke based on the core concept.

But I can't be arsed to.

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