I made a table with knobs on...

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:33 am

For the living room, it's a little coffee/magazines/arty yet porny books sort of table. I made it out of my housemate's old bedframe, and the fronts of the drawers from underneath became the tabletop, with the knobs arranged in a zigzag pattern.

I wish I had my camera, it's beautiful.

Post by **Denyer** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:18 am

Sounds funky. Making stuff that actually gets used is teh roxxor.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:54 am

Sounds groovy-take a piccy when you get the chance.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:42 pm

Dude, I want to see your table!

Darth Aux · Post by **Darth Aux** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:46 pm

I wanna see the porn, er er I mean coffee table arty stuff

Cool, I'd like to see pics the table to.

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 12:45 pm

wicked

What books are that?

And yes, show a picture!

bobaprime85 · Post by **bobaprime85** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:43 pm

Emvee, I think the general consensus is that you need to post a picture for the good of TransFans. Adding porn is optional.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:18 am

I will supply a picutre.

Bear with me, things are somewhat chaotic due to a PC-upgrading/spring-cleaning/St. Patrick's Day co-incidence. I have batteries for my camera somewhere...

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:53 am

Heh.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:00 am

very nice!

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:23 am

Very weird!

Are you going to paint it?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:14 pm

Nah, coat of varnish should do it. Our living room is very "earth tones" right now...

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:51 pm

So......have you found a use for the knobs?

Looks like they have potential to get in the way of.....stuff.

Post by **Kaylee** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:55 pm

Considered a nice dark stain on it before you varnish it? That'd look nice ^_^

Post by **Denyer** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:00 pm

Yeah, but it's very difficult to paint over blood if you decide to later on.

Looks nifty.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:17 pm

probably just me, but if the knobs were in a different arrangement, it would make a good bondage table....

Post by **Denyer** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:28 pm

Possibly the knobs are there to discourage visitors from having sex on it?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:53 pm

damm seriously if I walked in and saw that, id be thinking 'ropes' and stuff..

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:25 pm

That's really cool!

Drunk + table = placing glas on a knob = oh noes!!

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:26 pm

I think ropes and stuff everywhere I go.. Im a little twisted.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:03 pm

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:I think ropes and stuff everywhere I go.. Im a little twisted.

aahhh.....rope fetish.

sicko.

Jazz · Post by **Jazz** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:27 pm

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:35 am

Niiice table. The knobs are interesting... when I look at it, I think 'rope' too. Not exactly bondage though.

Kinda wanna take a rope or some string, something colourful and twist it in patterns around the knobs, y'know what I mean?

Zigzag pattern, or take the string, tie it to the top, swing it down to the bottom and wind it back up to the top... two strings tied to the bottom knob, wind them around, cross them over at the top, then zigzag pattern on the inside down on opposite sides...

Damn, now I want a table with knobs on.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:31 am

They make great defenders if you're playing coin football (schoolboy game where you play football with a coin, sort of) and they're just rounded enough so that you can balance a can of beer on one and it looks like it's floating

More uses as I discover them! saysaydie - I'm intrigued by the string idea...

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:52 am

IronHide wrote:
Optimus Prime Rib wrote:I think ropes and stuff everywhere I go.. Im a little twisted.

aahhh.....rope fetish.

sicko.

more like fetish fetish

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:41 pm

Can you add more knobs? Then you could play all kinds of games!

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:44 pm

Eline wrote:Can you add more knobs? Then you could play all kinds of games!

Oooh, if that's not quotable, i don't know what is!

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:21 pm

I meant the football games! And the string ones Sadie mentioned.

The table appears a bit too small for rope-tying fun anyway...

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:36 pm

Hm.

I just showed these pics around the office, and everyone was like: "Oh yeah, that's definitely a fetish table."

...It appears I have kinky furniture and I didn't even know it

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:56 pm

That's weird....I just saw a table with knobs on it.

Almost looks like the front of an armoir.