Fun with religion

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Fun with religion

Post by Metal Vendetta » Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:48 pm

This is hilarious:
http://www.plug-pray.org

These guys are dickheads:
http://www.christianvoice.org.uk

And these are the latest SW EpIII spoilers:
http://www.tpu.fi/~t4jlaaks/ep3/

Always in threes, they must be.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Predabot » Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:51 pm

Why, oh why must everyone tempt me with Ep3 spoilers? :( The temptation of the Dark Side is getting harder to resist for every time...
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Re: Fun with religion

Post by Master_Fwiffo » Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:06 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:This is hilarious:
http://www.plug-pray.org

These guys are dickheads:
http://www.christianvoice.org.uk

And these are the latest SW EpIII spoilers:
http://www.tpu.fi/~t4jlaaks/ep3/

Always in threes, they must be.
One of these things is not like the others!
One of these things just doesn't belong!
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Re: Fun with religion

Post by Metal Vendetta » Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:10 pm

Master_Fwiffo wrote:One of these things is not like the others!
One of these things just doesn't belong!
Tell that to my census form -
Religion: Jedi.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Re: Fun with religion

Post by Master_Fwiffo » Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:19 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Master_Fwiffo wrote:One of these things is not like the others!
One of these things just doesn't belong!
Tell that to my census form -
Religion: Jedi.
Really? :lol:


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Post by Metal Vendetta » Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:35 pm

I'd rather be a nerd than a Christian.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Snowcat » Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:48 pm

That Christian voice guy seriously wants an ass-whooping. He`s putting in complaints of blasphemy to the police about plays? I mean, how much time on your hands do you actually need, before you start doing quite frankly insane things like that?
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:16 pm

hey MV thats my spoiler link you terroist!
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Post by Optimus Prime Rib » Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:24 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:hey MV thats my spoiler link you terroist!
terroist? this some new religion?
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Re: Fun with religion

Post by Guest » Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:36 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Master_Fwiffo wrote:One of these things is not like the others!
One of these things just doesn't belong!
Tell that to my census form -
Religion: Jedi.
Mine too.

At the time, I almost went for Sith (just to be different, I suppose), but I thought better of it. Didn't want to be mistaken for a Sikh.

No offence to Sikhs intended.
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:59 pm

Last time I got arrested I told them I was Jedi, they took the piss out of me for ages untill i bent there 2inch steel door with my bare feet and they did as I said.

which was just to let me into the rec area for a fag.

If your wondering how its done, the lo9ck is centere to the solid steel door. run and fly kick the bottom corners,continue untill they begin to worry. and u bend the door in the frame.

Weigh 15 stone and be 6ft 5 like me. they worry then.

end of I got my fag, and then later that day, for the crime I had been arrested I ripped it out of the two ***** so much he had nothing to say. I got away with said crime.

so up yours **** faces
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:57 am

Dude, you should have just waved your hand in front of their faces and said: "I'm not the man you're looking for."
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:00 am

that considered assult in thier parts of the galaxy.
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