Lyr-eggs Thr-egg

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Lyr-eggs Thr-egg

Post by snarl » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:26 pm

Prince & the R-egg-olution

Eggs Go Crazy

Dearly belov-egg
we are gath-egged here today
to g-egg through this thing called LIFE.
el-egg-tric word "life", it means for-egg-er
and that's a mighty long time
but I'm here to tell you
th-egg's something else .. the afterworld
a world of n-egger ending happin-egg
you can always see the sun, day or night.
so when u call up that shrink in B-egg-erly Hills --
you know the one .. dr. egg-rything'll be alright.
`st-egg of asking him how much of you're time is left
ask him how much of you're mind, baby
`cause in this life things are much hard-egg than in the afterworld
in this life you're on your own !
and if the egg-evator tries to bring u down
go craz-egg .. punch a higher floor!

If you don't like the world you're living in
take a look around you, at least you got fr-eggs.
I called my old lady for a fr-egg-ly word
she just picked up the phone, dropped it on the floor
"ahh sss, ahh sss!" is all egg heard.

I'm not gon-egg let the egg-levator bring us down
oh no, egg's go... eggs go crazy !
eggs get nuts
eggs look for the purple banana `til they put us in the truck
eggs go !

all egg-cited, don't know why
m-egg-be it's `cause we're all gonna die
and wh-egg we do, what's it all for?
b-egger live now, begg-fore the grim reaper comes knocking on yourdoor
tell me baby ..

are we gonna l-egg the egg-levator bring us down?

oh no, l-egg's go .. l-eggs go crazy !
l-eggs get nuts
l-eggs look for the purple banana `til they put us in the truck
l-eggs go !

oh no, l-egg's go .. l-eggs go crazy !
l-eggs get nuts
l-eggs look for the purple banana `til they put us in the truck
l-eggs go !

dr. egg-rything'll be alright ..
m-egg egg-rything go wrong.
pills and thrills and daffodils will kill
hang tough childr-egg ..
he's coming .. he's coming .. he's coming !
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:25 pm

Morrissegg - Irish Blood, Egglish Heart

Irish blood, Egglish heart, this I'm made of
There is no-one on egg I'm afraid of
And no reggime can buy or sell me

I've been dream-egg of a time when
To be Egglish is not to be baneful
To be stand-egg by the egg not feel-egg
Fried or poached or scrambled

Irish blood, Egglish heart, this I'm made of
There is no-one on egg I'm afraid of
And I will fry with both my hands untied

I've been dream-egg of a time when
The Egglish are sick to death of bacon
And tea and toast, and spit upon the name of Will Keith Kellogg
And denounce this breakfast time that still salutes him
And will salute him forever
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
Impactor returns 2.0, 28th January 2010

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Post by spiderfrommars » Thu Feb 17, 2005 4:53 pm

I love it here. 8)

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