
1. Optimus Prime Rib - The big fat Southern man's got game!
2. red of the sun - This friendly X-mas saying guy really is from the sun!
3. Unique Ron - This man is truly unique.
4. Commander Shockwav - He has more alt-id accounts than Brendocon!

5. KingMob - Da mob's got da power nows!
6. Stormwolf - Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! He needs to learn how to sit.

7. BB Shockwave - Nice lad.

8. Dead Head - He's dead in the head!

9. Shanti418 - Eh...
10. sprunkner He's a n00b?!

11. bouncelot - "Insert Specialty here"
12. Emperor Starscream - Hail to the Emperor!

13. Heather Prime - Heather, Heather...

14. Armorwind - Lightfooted little person in a big armor.
15. anna - Poor girl, she suffers from bad grammar.

16. Veritech - He just loves those alien reverse-engineered robo-jets doesn't he?