Random transformer talk

AutobotGirl · Post by **AutobotGirl** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:33 pm

Um this is sopposed to be about transfomers you guys hello.

Jack Cade · Post by **Jack Cade** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:34 pm

"How do you say 'wank off' in English, Angel?"

Jack Cade · Post by **Jack Cade** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:36 pm

We're talking about 'transforming' language, yo.

AutobotGirl · Post by **AutobotGirl** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:36 pm

*sighs* you guys going of topic is what killed the other board last time.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:05 pm

What frakking topic?

AutobotGirl · Post by **AutobotGirl** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:08 pm

never mind

Jack Cade · Post by **Jack Cade** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:17 pm

Let's get back to the 'random transformer talk'.

AutobotGirl · Post by **AutobotGirl** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:23 pm

Thank you Jake.

stranger · Post by **stranger** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:58 pm

Dida-lida-lida-lum

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:02 pm

Bus wankers!

So, in 'the girl who loves powerglide' , is PG a **** for not tapping her choclate starfish?

And circuit breaker (for comic fans) , question: would u?

Jack Cade · Post by **Jack Cade** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:38 pm

Circuit Breaker - no way. She's too bossy and I don't like her hair. If she said to me, "Jake, you're the man for me", I'd say, "To be frank, Josie, I'm frightened of you."

Impactor wrote:is PG a **** for not tapping her choclate starfish?

I've no idea what you're asking. I don't remember Astoria proferring her backside at any point. Although she is meant to be a bit of a Paris Hilton, isn't she?

AutobotGirl · Post by **AutobotGirl** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:43 pm

oh i hate that girl she is so snoby.

Jack Cade · Post by **Jack Cade** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:43 pm

Paris or Astoria or Circuit Breaker?

AutobotGirl · Post by **AutobotGirl** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:45 pm

Paris and astoria

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:58 pm

Jack Cade wrote:Circuit Breaker - no way. She's too bossy and I don't like her hair. If she said to me, "Jake, you're the man for me", I'd say, "To be frank, Josie, I'm frightened of you."

You're forgetting one important thing. She can control electricity. Now go with me on this next part.

Say you and her are bumping uglies, and she gives you a little bit of the ol shock treatment, but just a smidge, too much could fry the ol ticker. Sounds like an amazing time to me, the stimulus from the jolt alone would make it worth it.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:29 am

Classic case of different strokes then - I've tried out those electro-massage foot things one times, and I really didn't appreciate the repetetive calf cramps from it. And how do you know she doesn't get off until after she's fried your ol ticker then?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:47 am

sounds risky but fun, i'm in!

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:45 pm

I'm all for random Transformer talk guys, but with a minor in the room how about we keep the inappropriate comments to a minimum?

Jack Cade wrote:Circuit Breaker - no way. She's too bossy and I don't like her hair. If she said to me, "Jake, you're the man for me", I'd say, "To be frank, Josie, I'm frightened of you."

Ok, I admit, that is funny.

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:39 pm

All I ask of a woman is a mullet, a rat-tail, and electrical tape.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:47 pm

A mullet and a rat tail? You sir are insane. Im pretty sure the universe would explode into a big giant white trash cloud.

Unless you're talking about her having an actual tail like a rat. Then im ok with it.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:57 pm

have I mentioned that I am glad to be back here after my departure?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:38 pm

And you are?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:57 pm

*takes off dress*

The Last Autobot · Post by **The Last Autobot** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:49 pm

Of whom?

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:58 am

bumblemusprime wrote:Since I didn't get to comment on Jailbait Convoy's last thread... I will be thirty next year. When I was a kid I decided I would get a couple book deals by twenty and retire at thirty. i revised back up to a book deal by thirty. Working on it.

Oh, and TFs: Saw Tales of the Fallen at the store and all the Furman muscles in my brain couldn't make me touch it.

I can picture it: the Fallen sits into his rocking chair, lights his pipe, and while Ravage purrs next to the fireplace, starts reading from his big book.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:05 pm

BB Shockwave wrote:
bumblemusprime wrote:Since I didn't get to comment on Jailbait Convoy's last thread... I will be thirty next year. When I was a kid I decided I would get a couple book deals by twenty and retire at thirty. i revised back up to a book deal by thirty. Working on it.

Oh, and TFs: Saw Tales of the Fallen at the store and all the Furman muscles in my brain couldn't make me touch it.
I can picture it: the Fallen sits into his rocking chair, lights his pipe, and while Ravage purrs next to the fireplace, starts reading from his big book.

Unless he's had a few, then he rants all night about being misrepresented in the movie...

AutobotGirl · Post by **AutobotGirl** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:21 pm

OMG i got a transformer shirt and i swear it is lucky cause when i wore (i think i spelt that wrong) yesterday by dad parked right next to a camero and then i found a bublebee toy lying in the parking lot.

*does transfomer happy dance*

stranger · Post by **stranger** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:40 pm

I... I've got nothing.

AutobotGirl · Post by **AutobotGirl** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:42 pm