Random transformer talk

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:00 pm

Not without dinner and some flowers first.

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:23 pm

It all starts with dinner and flowers, and ends with them calling you Hitler.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:34 pm

As long as they do it while wearing leather dominatrix SS uniforms...

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:54 am

Who are you auditioning? They always wear Strawberry Shortcake outfits when I'm around.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:11 am

bumblemusprime wrote:It all starts with dinner and flowers, and ends with them calling you Hitler.

And for no better reason than my name being Adolf. Bastards.

AutobotGirl · Post by **AutobotGirl** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:42 pm

man i have been gone for so long school started again. so what have a i missed.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:34 am

AutobotGirl wrote:man i have been gone for so long school started again. so what have a i missed.

I'm the Fuhrer but don't tell anyone.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:01 am

inflatable dalek wrote:I'm the Fuhrer but don't tell anyone.

The Fuhrer of the kitchen, perhaps, with that egg whisk and sink plunger.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:08 am

Rebis wrote:
inflatable dalek wrote:I'm the Fuhrer but don't tell anyone.
The Fuhrer of the kitchen, perhaps, with that egg whisk and sink plunger.

That's not my sink plunger baby.

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:24 am

inflatable dalek wrote:
bumblemusprime wrote:It all starts with dinner and flowers, and ends with them calling you Hitler.
And for no better reason than my name being Adolf. Bastards.

It's a bummer you cannot name your kid Adolf anymore, because of that Austrian room painter...

It gets worse - in Hungary, the name "Ignatius" has totally died out. Why? Because the nickname for Ignatius is "Nazi".

We had a relative (never met him, died before I was born) called "Uncle Nazi"...

Must have been hard for that guy after WWII.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:25 am

BB Shockwave wrote: It gets worse - in Hungary, the name "Ignatius" has totally died out. Why? Because the nickname for Ignatius is "Nazi". We had a relative (never met him, died before I was born) called "Uncle Nazi"... Must have been hard for that guy after WWII.

I'm guessing this is like 'the nickname' for Richard being "Dick", only embarassing in a different way?

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:46 pm

It's time to reclaim the name Adolph. Who's with me for naming their kids after the most misunderstood Charlie Chaplin lookalike of them all?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:55 pm

Who's Adolph?

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:46 pm

It's okay, he's taking it back.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:21 pm

I'm taking it back from your Mum.

JawBreaker · Post by **JawBreaker** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:42 am

The plot thickens!
http://tformers.com/article.php?sid=12331&ss=as

Awww.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:19 pm

If she were a ugly chick who hadn't been on his "casting" couch he wouldn't be so forgiving.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:35 pm

I dunno.

To me, "total obscurity" means something like "you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you" not "you had been in several films and TV series over the course of about a decade before somebody pointed you out to me."

Then again, this does seem to be from a Bayist perspective, and we all know that Bay 'discovered' all his stars.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:18 pm

Didnt he help invent the internet with Al Gore as well?

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:56 pm

Nah, but Don Murphy actually owns the internet.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:22 pm

Strangely enough Michael Bay actually was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when he discovered Megan Fox.

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:05 pm

Rebis wrote:I dunno.

To me, "total obscurity" means something like "you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you" not "you had been in several films and TV series over the course of about a decade before somebody pointed you out to me."

Then again, this does seem to be from a Bayist perspective, and we all know that Bay 'discovered' all his stars.

She was?

I never even hear her name before Bayformers. I kinda figured, that like most "hot chicks" in TV series and movies (see T'Pol in Enterprise) she was working as a supermodel (read:soft-porn actress) before.

Then again I never heard of Shia either before 2006.

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:37 pm

Shia LaBeouf was most definitely a porn star before. His name was Shanky La Bush, so he tried to reinvent himself as a foreign star by repeating the name through a mouthful of marbles and writing down the best sound.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:54 pm

BB Shockwave wrote:She was?

She was a regular on US "sitcom" Hope & Faith. So it's borderline as to whether you could actually call her an actress.

Then again I never heard of Shia either before 2006.

WHAT??? You mean you never saw I, Robot? You never saw Constantine?!!

You lucky bastard.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:52 pm

I like I Robot but his role in it is really odd, he gets introduced as Will Smith's wacky comedy sidekick and then completely vanishes till the end as if they've cut out most of his stuff.

AutobotGirl · Post by **AutobotGirl** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:54 pm

wow you guys are so off topic.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:03 pm

We're dissecting the careers of the stars of a Transformers movie... how the hell is that off-topic for a random TF discussion?

AutobotGirl · Post by **AutobotGirl** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:07 pm

oh well you guys were talking about adolf a.nd nazis so its seems pf topic to me

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:33 pm

Well yeah. It's the internet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:44 pm

It was Megan Fox who was Hitler. Or something. It's her fault. She probably needs a jolly good spanking.