Mission Impossible 3 (spoilers). Also: cool villains.

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Post by spiderfrommars » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:08 pm

Brendocon wrote:The Roger Moore Bond films are, by and large and with about two exceptions, utter tosh.
I grew up with them, I love them, but I would never claim, objectively, that they have much merit.

Ob, I still suggest you give Casino Royale a chance. It's awesome.

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Post by spiderfrommars » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:13 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:
However, I dare anyone to watch Dr. No and keep a straight face. Forget Austin Powers, this is the real deal and if anything, it's funnier for it. A villain with metal claws because he "lost his hands to radiation", immensely proud of his fishtank with convex glass to make the fish look bigger, who has a plan to "topple American rockets" although it's never really explained...add into that Bond's casual racism - at one point he takes his shoes off and just gives them to the black dude to carry - and the ridiculous quasi-futuristic clothes...it's an absolute winner for sure.
Lest we forget 1) Having a nice warm shower to wash off the radiation (still, any excuse to undress Andress!) and 2) "let's kill him by putting a SPIDER in his room.

However, we also get Honey coming out of the sea, Bond taking out Professor Dent ("that's a smith & wesson, and you've had your six") and some pretty cool verbal sparring over dinner. All in a day's work.

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Post by Obfleur » Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:31 pm

spiderfrommars wrote: Ob, I still suggest you give Casino Royale a chance. It's awesome.
Oh yeah. I've borrowed it from my mate so I'll probably watch it tomorrow or on thursday :)

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Post by spiderfrommars » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:28 pm

Keep an open mind! ;)

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Post by Brendocon » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:30 pm

Or we'll open it for you! *brandishes pick-axe* :(

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:48 pm

CR's a good movie but would benefit from about half an hour's worth of edits...my arse was seriously punishing me in the cinema, and by the time they get to Venice I was just wishing it would end.
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Post by Brendocon » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:19 pm

Obfleur wrote:
spiderfrommars wrote: Ob, I still suggest you give Casino Royale a chance. It's awesome.
Oh yeah. I've borrowed it from my mate so I'll probably watch it tomorrow or on thursday :)
Well?

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Post by Obfleur » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:00 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote: I didnt feel threaterned by him, he didnt really do anything, exceot threatern to kill toms wife. Why should I be worried.

If you take a bond villian, they begin by blowing loads of innocent ppl up, killing someone in cold blood or doing somthing else equally nasty, which builds suspense. or at least it does in decent bond films.
What did you think about Casino Royale? Did you feel threatened? And if so: why?

Anyways, Casino Royale is the best Bond movie I've seen (it has no business on the IMDB Top 250 though ;)).
It could use a little trimming (like thirty minutes). For example: the whole thing at the beginning with Toad jumping around got old after two minutes.

But yeah, a decent action flick. Probably nothing I'll watch again though.
But, as I said, the best Bond movie I've seen :)

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If you haven't seen Älskar dig för evigt/Open Hearts (Zach Braff is doing a remake of this) or Efter Bröllopet/After the wedding you should!
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Post by spiderfrommars » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:42 pm

Obfleur wrote:the whole thing at the beginning with Toad jumping around got old after two minutes.
Great sequence. Perhaps one that's better appreciated on the big screen.

Still, glad you thought it was decent. :)

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:52 pm

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Obfleur wrote:the whole thing at the beginning with Toad jumping around got old after two minutes.
Great sequence. Perhaps one that's better appreciated on the big screen.
Eh, I'm with Ob on this one, that sequence lasted far too long. And at least once Bond was hanging on by his fingers with the bad dude standing above him...I was almost screaming at the screen: "Why don't you just stamp on his hands and he'll fall?" That's just lazy film-making imho.
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Post by Pissin' Poonani » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:52 pm

I've missed you guys-this and the T4 thread have had me laughing my arse off.

How about the Director's Cut of 'Mrs Doubtfire', where they actually acknowledge the complete emotional instability of Robin William's character, and in the last fifteen minutes show him in full drag chasing his family around the house while he wears Pierce Brosnan's face as a mask and axes them all into chum?

On the other point of useless villains, as much as I love Buffy, the ineptitude of some of the centuries old villains was nothing short of astounding. She's not Batman-she doesn't hide behind an alternate identity and have a secret lair-she's about as public as you can get and lives in a house. Made of wood. Wait until she goes to bed and petrol-bomb the ******* place already. If anyone comes running out screaming, make sure you've rounded up as many nasties as possible to put out the flames with axes and baseball bats. Any idea based around that theme would surely have payed dividends, right?
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Post by Brendocon » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:01 pm

Yeah. "I can't enter uninvited" probably doesn't extend to arson...

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Post by spiderfrommars » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:33 pm

Pissin' Poonani wrote:
How about the Director's Cut of 'Mrs Doubtfire', where they actually acknowledge the complete emotional instability of Robin William's character, and in the last fifteen minutes show him in full drag chasing his family around the house while he wears Pierce Brosnan's face as a mask and axes them all into chum?
Yeah, that dude was clearly insane.

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:41 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:
Pissin' Poonani wrote:How about the Director's Cut of 'Mrs Doubtfire', where they actually acknowledge the complete emotional instability of Robin William's character, and in the last fifteen minutes show him in full drag chasing his family around the house while he wears Pierce Brosnan's face as a mask and axes them all into chum?
Yeah, that dude was clearly insane.
I'm thanking sweet monkey Jesus that I instigated my "Never watch another movie with Robin Williams in it" policy too. Just IMDBing him makes me want to vomit. Bicentennial Man? Dunno. One Hour Photo? No idea. Jumanji? Totally clueless. License to Wed? What's that? Flubber? Err....no (see also my "Never watch another movie with Eddie Murphy in it, particularly if there's a fat suit involved" policy) Patch Adams? Is that the one where he's a doctor *and* a ****ing clown? Never seen it, never will. Mrs. ****ing Doubt-****ing-fire? Thank sweet monkey Jesus and Mohammed the bear I that instigated my "Never watch another movie with Robin Williams in it" policy!!!

Incidentally, it was going to the cinema and paying money to see Toys that started this off, which thankfully came out before Doubtfire, otherwise I might have seen that too. The only exceptions (going by the IMDB list) have been A.I. (voiceover work, thankfully) and Death to Smoochy which was shown to me by a housemate who used to work for the company that made Barney and at least had Edward Norton in it.

On the whole, I think that my life has been considerably richer and more fulfilling for only having seen six Robin Williams movies in total, though I'm not sure about counting Toys as a movie, as it's actually just a 118 minute-long turd.
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:43 pm

Christ, I just remembered, isn't there one where he plays a grown man with a six year-old's mind, because if there is, I am thanking the blasphemous deities of every religion on the planet that I've not seen it.
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Post by Brendocon » Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:55 pm

I have seen none of those movies just rattled off, with the exception of Doubtfire. I think I may have caught the bulk of Toys on the telly once, but I was probably not paying attention.

I haven't actually instigated a "no Robin Williams films" rule... I take films on an as-we-go basis... it just happens that every film RW's been in I've looked at and said "yeah, no ******* way." Maybe it's a reflection on him, maybe on his choice of roles he accepts... who really cares? I don't.

I remember seeing a trailer for License to Wed at the cinema earlier this year (was it this year?). It made me want to kill random people.

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:00 pm

He may have been in some decent movies since Toys - I've heard it said that Good Will Hunting is quite, er, good, but there's just no way I'm taking that chance.

[edit] I note with dismay he has a film out next year called The Krazees...IMDB says:
Unable to deal with his daughter reaching puberty, a psychologist (Williams) has to get a handle on his emotions, which have come to life as different characters.
**** me.
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Post by spiderfrommars » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:02 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:Christ, I just remembered, isn't there one where he plays a grown man with a six year-old's mind, because if there is, I am thanking the blasphemous deities of every religion on the planet that I've not seen it.
'Jack'. Incredibly, Francis Ford Coppola directed it.

What about Insomnia though? Starring Al Pacino, Williams and Hilary Swank, directed by Christopher 'Memento, Batman Begins, The Prestige' Nolan. It's a good 'un.

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:10 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:What about Insomnia though? Starring Al Pacino, Williams and Hilary Swank, directed by Christopher 'Memento, Batman Begins, The Prestige' Nolan. It's a good 'un.
Hee hee, Hilary Swank. I love her name so much.

I might DL it on your recommendation, but I'm going to venture with *extreme* trepidation. My pavlovian reaction to seeing Williams's face on the screen has got quite powerful by this stage.
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