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Post by Guest » Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:36 pm

Shanti418 wrote:Am I the only one who's digging the sweet Mod on Mod action? Damn, that's hot. :P
Maybe, but what if you knew that it was really Admin on Admin action?


Btw, would this be a bad time to mention that just because politicians think Ubuntu is a good idea, doesn't mean it isn't?

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Post by Shanti418 » Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:50 pm

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Shanti418 wrote:Am I the only one who's digging the sweet Mod on Mod action? Damn, that's hot. :P
Maybe, but what if you knew that it was really Admin on Admin action?
That's just disgusting. Besides, the only thing I've known Best First to administer is ribald commentary.
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:05 pm

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just have visions of Islamic suicide bombers arriving in the afterlife, looking for their thousand virgin reward
Can someone tell me where they get this information about "thousand virgins" from? As a Muslim, I have never seen this referenced anywhere.
It's 72 virgins, apparently.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/011214.html
http://answering-islam.org.uk/Quran/Ver ... 8.033.html
http://www.islamfortoday.com/firestone01.htm
Hadith number 2562. The Hadith reads literally as follows: "Sawda (Tirmidhi’s grandfather) reported that he heard from Abdullah, who received from Rishdin b. Sa’d, who in turn learned from Amr b. al-Harith, from Darraj, from Abul-Haytham, from Abu Sa’id al-Khudri, who received it from the Apostle of God [Muhammad]: The least [reward] for the people of Heaven is 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome of pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as [wide as the distance] between al-Jaabiyya and San’a." That these 72 wives are virgin is confirmed by Quran (55:74) and commentaries on that verse.
Essentially, you want to check with 2: 25, 4:57, 56:35-38 and 78:31-34 in your Koran before you want to call this one.

Dawkins also points out that houris could also be translated as "white grape raisins", so take it as you will :p
Rebis wrote:Btw, would this be a bad time to mention that just because politicians think Ubuntu is a good idea, doesn't mean it isn't?
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Post by Guest » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:28 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Rebis wrote:Btw, would this be a bad time to mention that just because politicians think Ubuntu is a good idea, doesn't mean it isn't?
Don't knock it until you've tried it :)
Digital Missionaries, Ahoy! :o

http://www.whatwouldjesusdownload.com/c ... ition.html

As a sidenote, it's a shame to see that any actual info on the concept gets shoved to the 6th page of Google, due to various 'groups' trying to cash-in on their various tailor-made Linux distros.

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:09 am

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Post by Yaya » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:13 am

Metal Vendetta wrote: Essentially, you want to check with 2: 25, 4:57, 4:57 and 78:31-34 in your Koran before you want to call this one.
2: 25 "There for them are pure companions; there for ever they will abide."

4:57 "..there for them are pure companions-and We shall make them enter plenteous shade."

78:31-34 "Lo! for the duteous is achievement- Gardens enclosed and vineyards, and maidens for companions, and a full cup."

(The above translation by Pickthall, the Koran I happen to have on my desk right now)

I have never read a Quranic translation by an Arabic linguist who extrapolated the above verses to be translated as big-breasted virgins.

However, it is a well known belief in Islam that whatever was forbidden us (haraam) here on Earth will be made lawful for us (halaal) in the hereafter, but to a much more pleasurable degree. The same is true for wine and such drinks.

Regarding the Imam Tirmidhi Hadith, this particular imam is considered to be a solid source, though not as solid as Imam Bukhari and Iman Muslim, whose Hadiths are considered most authentic.
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:34 am

Pure companions is just a euphemism for virigns. And maidens for companions isn't even that much of a euphemism. "Maiden" means a young, unmarried woman. Pretty obvious.

So yeah, according to the Koran, you're promised virgins in heaven. Or have you never read those parts before?

The large-breasted part - which in your translation reads "maidens" is variously translated:
Verily for the Righteous there will be a fulfilment of (the heart's) desires; Gardens enclosed, and grapevines; Companions of equal age; And a cup full (to the brim).

Surely for those who guard (against evil) is achievement, Gardens and vineyards, And those showing freshness of youth, equals in age, And a pure cup.

Verily, for the Muttaqûn, there will be a success (Paradise); Gardens and grapeyards; And young full-breasted (mature) maidens of equal age; And a full cup (of wine).

The righteous have deserved a reward. Orchards and grapes. Magnificent spouses. Delicious drinks.

But, for the God-fearing is a blissful abode, Enclosed gardens and vineyards; And damsels with swelling breasts, their peers in age, And a full cup:
The fact that the same word is translated variously as "maidens", "spouses", "damsels with swelling breasts" and "companions" makes it fairly obvious what the original meaning was. Please, stop me if I've got this all wrong, but surely having companions, spouses, maidens or even damsels in the next life is written right there in the text.

So what's your point exactly? Or were you just quibbling over numbers?
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Post by Yaya » Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:03 am

Metal Vendetta wrote: So what's your point exactly? Or were you just quibbling over numbers?
No, I knew that for those who were not happy with their spouses in this life, the next life would grant them the opportunity for perfect companions, I just never saw it translated as "virgins".

Perhaps this is appropriate translation, but I'm not sure about the "big breasted" part. I will leave that to the scholars and translators, as for me to speak out of my own opinion about what I think this verse means would be wrong of me.
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Post by Professor Smooth » Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:22 am

Everyone on earth should read this book. It's infinitely facinating. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.
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Post by IronHide » Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:55 am

Shanti418 wrote:Am I the only one who's digging the sweet Mod on Mod action? Damn, that's hot. :P
Thats why I love this place, some many different points of view. Besty knows I respect him and his opinions/commentary/beliefs. :)

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Post by BB Shockwave » Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:18 am

Umm... EmVeee - if we could prove that God exists by scientific and logical means, people would be stupid NOT to believe in God.

Thing is, faith - not just in God but in all things - is based on BELIEF, not on KNOWLEDGE. Ask any priest, catholic, protestant, muslim, buddhist... they won't come up with ridiculous proofs of God's existance.

People who need physical proof that God exists are pretty stupid, regardless of religion, IMHO.
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Post by Best First » Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:29 am

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Shanti418 wrote:Am I the only one who's digging the sweet Mod on Mod action? Damn, that's hot. :P
Thats why I love this place, some many different points of view. Besty knows I respect him and his opinions/commentary/beliefs. :)
as long as you also know that i hate you and yours.

not only that but i do it nonchalantly whilst sipping lemonaide as if i don't have a care in the world - but inside the blackness, oh, the blackness.

"People who need proof before following bizzare customs are pretty stupid IMO" - yes, incredibly well argued BB. I'm guesing that's on the list already.

And the notion that 'pure companions' is not a euhpemism for virgins, please...
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:35 am

You must be stupid not to belive in fantasy...

WTF? thats the stupidist thing ever.

You dont belive Transformers are real? your stupid!
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:48 am

Yaya wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote: So what's your point exactly? Or were you just quibbling over numbers?
No, I knew that for those who were not happy with their spouses in this life, the next life would grant them the opportunity for perfect companions, I just never saw it translated as "virgins".

Perhaps this is appropriate translation, but I'm not sure about the "big breasted" part. I will leave that to the scholars and translators, as for me to speak out of my own opinion about what I think this verse means would be wrong of me.
Fair enough, but from what I've read, the whole "large-breasted" thing is something that even scholarly Muslims are divided over, and as my ancient Arabic is a bit shaky I can't say for sure whether WakawaAAiba implies large-breastedness or not. I believe Wa refers to companions and kawaAAiba refers to some feature or aspect of these companions. From reading various translations available to me, it would appear that large-breastedness (or round-breastedness, or full-breastedness) is implied, as the words crop up independently in unrelated translations of the same passage. In others, the words have been omitted or euphemised - in other words, the kawaAAiba part has been left out altogether.

My own copy that I read at home is an Arberry translation, and reads:
Surely for the godfearing awaits a place of security, gardens and vineyards and maidens with swelling breasts, like of age, and a cup overflowing.
So essentially it's a case of po-tay-to, po-tah-to - there will be virigns in heaven for the good Muslim (unlike, say the good Christian) and they will be of a similar age to him, but the exact qualiities of their breasts is best left to the individual believer, interpreter or translator. After all, he may be a leg man.

That's all - tune in for Koran Study With Emvee next week, same time, same place, inshallah.
BB Shockwave wrote:Umm... EmVeee - if we could prove that God exists by scientific and logical means, people would be stupid NOT to believe in God.

Thing is, faith - not just in God but in all things - is based on BELIEF, not on KNOWLEDGE. Ask any priest, catholic, protestant, muslim, buddhist... they won't come up with ridiculous proofs of God's existance.

People who need physical proof that God exists are pretty stupid, regardless of religion, IMHO.
If there's some kind of argument in there, I can't find it...

It seems to run something along the lines of: "There's no proof for this. People who need proof are stupid, IMHO."

That is indeed your opinion, and I'm not going to waste my time arguing over it. I will say, however, as this is one of my pet peeves:
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Post by Obfleur » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:50 am

BB Shockwave wrote:People who need physical proof that God exists are pretty stupid, regardless of religion, IMHO.
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Post by Best First » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:53 am

Rebis wrote:
As a sidenote, it's a shame to see that any actual info on the concept gets shoved to the 6th page of Google, due to various 'groups' trying to cash-in on their various tailor-made Linux distros.
yip - goodness here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/5388182.stm
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:18 pm

Ubuntu is an interesting concept, and fits very well into Sam Harris's "spiritual atheist" mould. A connection with other people through the generations, and no mention of any sky gods. It seems like a good way to think about other people.
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:22 pm

its a nice concept but cant we just get along without the need for blanket thinking systems? ie, religions, spirituality etc... ?
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:31 pm

As far as I understand it, the position that Harris advocates is that although he doesn't actually believe in a god, he can recognise inherent value in the practise of meditation, for example, so there's no reason that he shouldn't meditate just because it's been traditionally viewed as a "spiritual" practice. Likewise with Ubuntu, I don't have to believe in a sky god to agree with the concept that all people on this earth are interdependent, and recognise that fact.

I'm not advocating spirituality (in the commonly-recognised sense of the word) but noting that some practices and beliefs that are usually associated with the "spiritual" side (yoga, for example) are quite useful in an atheist lifestyle too. Ubuntu makes sense to me, and doesn't challenge my credibility by asking me to accept something that I'm never going to believe is the truth.
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Post by Brendocon » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:44 pm

Aye. Most religions encourage positive behaviour and preach awesome concepts. It's the compulsory "believing in an invisible person" aspect inherent in most of them that puts off new applicants...

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Post by Professor Smooth » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:00 pm

Brendocon wrote:Aye. Most religions encourage positive behaviour and preach awesome concepts. It's the compulsory "believing in an invisible person" aspect inherent in most of them that puts off new applicants...
Just one of the many reasons I enjoy Satanism. Awesome concepts with no invisible person.
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Post by Best First » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:01 pm

Brendocon wrote:Aye. Most religions encourage positive behaviour and preach awesome concepts. It's the compulsory "believing in an invisible person" aspect inherent in most of them that puts off new applicants...
and also creates the dangerous aspect of 'because God says so'
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Post by IronHide » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:28 pm

Best First wrote: as long as you also know that i hate you and yours.

not only that but i do it nonchalantly whilst sipping lemonaide as if i don't have a care in the world - but inside the blackness, oh, the blackness.
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Post by Yaya » Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:46 pm

Brendocon wrote:Aye. Most religions encourage positive behaviour and preach awesome concepts. It's the compulsory "believing in an invisible person" aspect inherent in most of them that puts off new applicants...
Without belief in a diety, religion then is philosophy, not religion.

Seeing the practical significance in a religion, and following it for that reason, does not make that person a "believer".
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Best First wrote:
Brendocon wrote:Aye. Most religions encourage positive behaviour and preach awesome concepts. It's the compulsory "believing in an invisible person" aspect inherent in most of them that puts off new applicants...
and also creates the dangerous aspect of 'because God says so'
And then there's the old "Wrath of God" trick. Fear makes for an efficient control mechanism.

Fortunately, there are those who do not need a metaphysical stick to employ self-discipline.

However, observing how one's behaviour is reflected in others is an efficient form of feedback to how one might modify one's behaviour in order to attain more appreciable reflections.
Yaya wrote:Without belief in a diety, religion then is philosophy, not religion.

Seeing the practical significance in a religion, and following it for that reason, does not make that person a "believer".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion

Wikipedia, it seems, does not wholly agree with you.

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:34 am

Paxman gives Dawkins a grilling over the book...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWL1ZMH3-54
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Post by Brendocon » Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:53 am

Rebis wrote:However, observing how one's behaviour is reflected in others is an efficient form of feedback to how one might modify one's behaviour in order to attain more appreciable reflections.
OMG peer pressure? :(
Grrr. Argh.

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Brendocon wrote:
Rebis wrote:However, observing how one's behaviour is reflected in others is an efficient form of feedback to how one might modify one's behaviour in order to attain more appreciable reflections.
OMG peer pressure? :(
Did I say 'is'? I meant 'can be'.

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Post by Brendocon » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:07 am

I need an irony tag... maybe I should start colour coding my posts... :o
Grrr. Argh.

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Post by Guest » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:15 am

Brendocon wrote:I need an irony tag... maybe I should start colour coding my posts... :o
It wasn't lost on me.

Go look for your tag somewhere else! Scat!

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