Vatican urges Boycott of DaVinci Code

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri May 19, 2006 8:38 am

That was Opus III, impy.

Bald woman, blue strobing lights.

Why don't Wall's Magnum bars come in Opus flavour?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Fri May 19, 2006 8:43 am

come on, bar the 3 'III' - I was pretty close.

gave birth to Jesus, didnt give birth etc... its all the same,No?

Scraplet · Post by **Scraplet** » Fri May 19, 2006 9:45 pm

Best First wrote:I will be writing my controversial expose on the fact that Hedgehogs can't talk or be washerwomen next week. The working title is Beatrix Potter: Lying Slag.

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Sun May 21, 2006 7:50 pm

I can't be arsed to read this topic but, can I urge you all to Boycott the DaVinci Code because the 1st half of the movie is among the worst film making in cinema history.

The second half is technically just as bad except it has a really superb peformance from Magneto. But even then Macellen had to turn it into a comedy to save this peice of crap. Thank God for the new Superman and Pirates Trailer that were shown otherwise it's would have been a total waste of 3 hours of my life.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Sun May 21, 2006 9:16 pm

I disagree, good sir.

The film was slowish, but I liked the shots. I found McKellen a bit annoying, really, and I used to be a great fan.

I don't feel the movie was that disappointing really.

Post by **Best First** » Mon May 22, 2006 4:05 am

hard to be dissapointing when its based on a piece of dross, eh?

man-with-the-dogs · Post by **man-with-the-dogs** » Mon May 22, 2006 5:02 am

I wasn't going to see it, but if it's pissing off this many people it must be good. Apparently Jesus married an ex-whore. "Let's burn Tom hanks alive!" You thought John Lennon's "bigger than Jesus" comment was bad? You ain't seen ****! Ron Howard says Jesus married a whore?! Let's burn the freckles from his face! He must pay!!!

Hilarious!

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Mon May 22, 2006 5:54 am

I like what they suggest in the book and the movie because it seems fairly plausible.

It's not like they claim that Jesus was an alien, or was God himself or anything.

They suggest that Jesus was a man, plain and simply. He would still be a strong source of inspiration to many.

I like that story much more than the one in the Bible.

But that's my personal opinion.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon May 22, 2006 12:39 pm

Old Ian.M made a classic statement.

He said he didnt see the problem with Jesus having a child...the church should be happy...at least hes not gay!

Pissed myself laughing.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Mon May 22, 2006 12:58 pm

The thing is the story's been around for centuries...I just wish it could have been told a bit better in this instance, rather than in a badly-paced thriller.

Post by **Best First** » Mon May 22, 2006 7:57 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:The thing is the story's been around for centuries...I just wish it could have been told a bit better in this instance, rather than in a badly-paced thriller.

yep.

its not like Brown has any intent in terms of the real world, he just wants to sell books at airports.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon May 22, 2006 8:06 pm

Best First wrote:its not like Brown has any intent in terms of the real world, he just wants to sell books at airports.

That would make for a very entertaining public statement.

Post by **Best First** » Mon May 22, 2006 8:08 pm

true of all that i say, surely?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon May 22, 2006 9:38 pm

I was thinking along the lines of Brown saying it.

Post by **Best First** » Tue May 23, 2006 12:15 am

yes, i got it...

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Thu May 25, 2006 11:04 am

Mormons have believed Jesus was married since 1839...

(Brigham Young was convinced he was polygamous. Mary and Martha.)

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu May 25, 2006 11:06 am

Wahey! Go Jesus!

Jesus · Post by **Jesus** » Thu May 25, 2006 11:11 am

I have no comment on these allegations, this book or the Roman Catholic church at this time. I will in due course be issuing a statement through my lawyers. No further questions.

Oh, and could everyone just try and be nice to each other for once...please? It's not too much to ask is it?

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