Stupid Religious People Topic #644

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Post by saysadie » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:49 pm

Mmph.

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Post by spiderfrommars » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:03 am

They're doing it wrong, it should be through the wrists, dammit!

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Post by Best First » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:56 am

My stupid religious guy beats your stupid religious guy:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,1755831,00.html
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Post by KingMob » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:24 pm

That's...horrible.

Don't go look at their website. I now regret it thoroughly. It's...the product of an unhinged mind and lots, lots of hate.
And also probably a hell of a lot of inbreeding if the 74 members of the church are all related.

This is real? That's really happening in the world? Y'all are playing a joke on me and I'm just too tired to notice, right? Please?

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Post by Best First » Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:20 pm

hopefully Jese will take another trip home soon and finish off the rest of the family...
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:26 pm

If he showed up at a member of my family's funeral then I'd kill him.

Simple as that.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Best First » Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:46 pm

and then protest at his funeral...
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Post by Guest » Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:26 pm

Isn't protesting taking the term Protestant a little too literally?

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Post by Kaylee » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:40 pm

I don't know why, I just really like this-
Before the new laws were passed, several thousand bikers, many of them Vietnam veterans, formed a group calling itself the Patriot Guard Riders, to attend military funerals and form a cordon around the protesters to shield them from view of the mourners, and to drown out their shouts by revving their engines.
Good old bikers :3

Phelps and his cronies would be laughable if they weren't so repulsive. Wicked as it is I derive a lot of pleasure from knowing nobody in the universe who foster such random hatred could ever *ever* be 'happy' in anything like the normal sense of the word. {urge to point and laugh... rising}

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:17 pm

Hmmm...just reading about Phelps on Wikipedia and found a link to this site http://godlovesfags.com/ which purports to be a counterbalance to his ways. Seriously though, this guy went to NY after 911 to protest against the rescue efforts...he's a **** of the highest order. After the 7/7 bombings he said he wished a million people had died, both here and in the US.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by IronHide » Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:58 pm

Id have to say that anyone who protests at a damn funeral should be taken out back and shot in there miserable head. Those are the kinda people you hope get hit by a really really big painful bus that takes a couple runs to kill them.

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Post by Kaylee » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:08 pm

Just wait till phelps dies, I personally plan a huge protest outside his funeral that will conist of me stood pointing at the coffin and laughing until my throat is sore. :D

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Post by sprunkner » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:54 am

Best First wrote:dman you, you have subverted my joke with your better joke.
You really should have seen that one coming.

You know, this is the only time I've ever thought that the slaughter of a certain group would be appropriate. What do these people do to justify their lives? To justify what they have? Why do they get comfortable middle-class lives in a wealthy country when there are better people dying of hunger?

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Post by KingMob » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:15 am

sprunkner wrote:
Best First wrote:dman you, you have subverted my joke with your better joke.
You really should have seen that one coming.
...oo-er?

But yeah, that Phelps thing truly is like something out of Preacher. Shockingly so.

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Post by Best First » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:40 am

sprunkner wrote:
Best First wrote:dman you, you have subverted my joke with your better joke.
You really should have seen that one coming.
if only i had looked down.
You know, this is the only time I've ever thought that the slaughter of a certain group would be appropriate.
i can't help but feel similar.
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Post by The Last Autobot » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:27 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:Just wait till phelps dies, I personally plan a huge protest outside his funeral that will conist of me stood pointing at the coffin and laughing until my throat is sore. :D
I think life for him -with the amount of hatred that guy demonstrates and has- is worse than death. I cant imagine him being happy EVER or even near.
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Post by Best First » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:41 pm

that bitch is going to monkey hell.
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