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by Professor Smooth » Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:45 am
I remember my last "big" comic purchase came shortly before I left the US. My boss was selling off his comic book collection from the 1970's and 1980's and my roommate was acting as the broker. So, anything I bought sent a cut into my friend's pocket and buttered up the boss. So it was win/win.
Among the stuff I snagged was a 70-something issue run of Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man.
I had the time of my comic book collecting life reading that run. The original owner was the type who'd buy a book, read it once, then bag and board it. So everything was as close to newsstand fresh as it could possibly be. Every issue contained a nearly self-contained story (but with larger themes spread throughout) and took 10-15 minutes to read. And, since Marvel was always set in modern New York, it was like travelling back in time. It was amazing watching Marvel characters deal with the 80's...in real time. Every now and again, all of those little dangling threads would come together into something big and then the process would start all over again.
But one major event didn't lead directly into the next one. Heck, there wasn't even a big, world-changing event every year or so. Characters lived and breathed in the status quo.
You know who I feel bad for? Comparing those comics to today, I mean. I feel bad for the Watcher. He used to show up every few years. If the Watcher was there, you KNEW some stuff was going to go down. For HE is the WATCHER, and he is FORBIDDEN to interfere! Only during the most important of turning points in the history of the Earth will the Watcher reveal himself.
But, jeez! In the 70's and 80's, to the Watcher, the Marvel Universe must have been like fine cinema. New movies come out all the time, but truly epic productions are few and far between, but damn if the Watcher (who is FORBIDDEN to INTERFERE!) is going to miss such a silver-screen jewel. But now, the Marvel Universe is like a late night YouTube bender. What's going on over here? Oh my gosh! Captain America's body has been taken over by the Red Skull! Oh, no! Wolverine's body has been taken over by DEMONS, while Wolverine's soul is trapped in the afterlife! What's this? The Mighty Thor in the body of a FROG? (Oh, wait, that's old news.) The Avengers are trying to protect a New York under seige at the same time the X-Men are laying waste to...wait? Is that New York? Are the Avengers fighting the X-Men? Again? Is Civil War still going on? Maybe it's that other one? Are the X-Men really Skrulls? Better check on the Fantastic Four, the good ol' FF. Wait?!?! Those are two different groups now? But they have the same members? How is that even... Youtube by way of a Clockwork Orange.
Poor Watcher. Tasked with keeping up with so many different, but at the same time uniquely epic, super heroic goings on, but is powerless to do anything about the insanity. For, though he bares witness to even the most intimate goings on of the Marvel Universe along with the world-changing events, he is POWERLESS to INTERFERE!
Oh my God, you guys! I'm the Watcher!
snarl wrote:Just... really... what the **** have [IDW] been taking for the last 2 years?
Brendocon wrote:Yaya's money.