A message for Batman

Jesus · Post by **Jesus** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:36 pm

It wasn't my fault the toaster caught fire, I was just making toast and we were on the last loaf, and I turned around to make some more toast and when I turned back we were still on our last loaf, and then I made more toast and we were still on the last loaf...It's almost as if someone kept replacing it when I wasn't looking.

Mind you, I didn't hear you complaining...

You have raspberry jam on your face, btw.

Dr DOOM · Post by **Dr DOOM** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:40 pm

Batman wrote:It's only a lie if it isn't true. And you're illustrating far better than I ever could that it is indeed the case. If not physically, then at the very least in the field of coherent linguistics.

Mindless clod! Know you not that DOOM makes his own laws?! Linguistical practice and rules are mine to experiment with at my leisure!

DOOM has not obliterated this "Batman" simply because he is beneath DOOM's notice!

How nice of you. You won't notice when I kill you in your sleep, then.

Dolt. If you are truly the greatest detective in your feeble universe, then you should already had deduced that I know nearly everything there is about you, and that wich I do not know, is things that I have not bothered to find out! And that is because you do not warrant enough of my notice! One of the things I know of your modus operandi is your rule against killing.

You are bluffing 'Bat-man'! And the only reason why you would be bluffing is because you fear DOOM, and what DOOM will do to those around you, if you do not stop this insufferable notion that you should in any way or form be the 'superior' of DOOM!

DOOM 'owned' by a Bat-man... as delusional of a fantasy as DOOM has ever heard!

Buddha · Post by **Buddha** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:41 pm

Jesus wrote:It wasn't my fault the toaster caught fire, I was just making toast and we were on the last loaf, and I turned around to make some more toast and when I turned back we were still on our last loaf, and then I made more toast and we were still on the last loaf...It's almost as if someone kept replacing it when I wasn't looking.

Mind you, I didn't hear you complaining...

You didn't hear me complaining because I was busy making a break for the fire extinguisher. I usually keep one handy, especially after the "Incident" involving you, Muhammed, and the microwave.

You have raspberry jam on your face, btw.

Oops. Sorry.

*wipes it off*

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:42 pm

Jesus wrote:I have the key to your downfall right here, Batman, in the palm of my...

...damn, dropped it...

*ahem*

I have the key to your...

...dropped it again...I'll hold it in the other hand this time...

Behold, Batman, here in the palm of my hand lies your...

...now where's it gone? must have rolled under the sofa...

Santa pWns Jesus! Why? Presents, that's why!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:48 pm

Dr DOOM wrote:I know nearly everything there is about you, and that wich I do not know, is things that I have not bothered to find out!

Laziness will be your undoing.

And that is because you do not warrant enough of my notice!

Every miniscule detail is important, Victor.

One of the things I know of your modus operandi is your rule against killing.

Then you'll know that I've killed plenty. And been responsible for plenty of deaths. I've killed the Joker's sidekicks. I've chosen not to save those who I've placed in peril. I even used to shoot people in the 40s, until the writers decided it was improper for me to condone the use of firearms.

But then, if you'd studied the minutae, you'd know that.

And the only reason why you would be bluffing is because you fear DOOM, and what DOOM will do to those around you

I am fear. Fear cannot be afraid.

Snootchie bootchies.

Post by **Best First** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:03 pm

i could **** you all up without breaking a sweat*.

and ain't non of you freakers getting newbie of the year in '07. no way no how.

so says me.

*especially you doom, you little bitch

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:10 pm

Batman wrote:
How nice of you. You won't notice when I kill you in your sleep, then.

But I thought Batman never kills anyone?!?... well except good ol' Ra's but we know why that is...

Ra's Al Ghul · Post by **Ra's Al Ghul** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:44 pm

That's preposterous. You cannot kill an immortal.

How childish of you, detective, to engage in such a petty dispute with these beings. I expected more of you...

Ozz · Post by **Ozz** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:21 pm

Best First wrote:and ain't non of you freakers getting newbie of the year in '07.

But the one of '06 is up for grabs, folks. And evil dictators, superheroes, and supernatural entities.

Muhammed · Post by **Muhammed** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:28 am

I have an army of nutters that will behead all of you non belivers, especially Batman and Doom...

I cannot die because I am.

Derka Derka!

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:24 am

Y'know, if you read this thread with "Entrance of the Gladiators" playing in the background, it suddenly becomes incredibly hilarious...

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:57 am

BB Shockwave wrote:
Batman wrote:
How nice of you. You won't notice when I kill you in your sleep, then.

But I thought Batman never kills anyone?!?... well except good ol' Ra's but we know why that is...

He already addressed that. Do try to keep up.

Love the fact that half of them could be anyone, but it's blatantly obvious who Doom is...

Chuck Norris · Post by **Chuck Norris** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:17 am

Ra's Al Ghul wrote:That's preposterous. You cannot kill an immortal.

Tell that to Mr Roundhouse kick

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:00 am

The Daleks actually used the DARDIS* to go back to the crucifiction- When Jesus rose three days latter we Exterminated the bugger, thus changing all human history BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

*Yes, the Dalek version of a TARDIS is indeed called a DARDIS. Blame Terry Nation.

Ubu · Post by **Ubu** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:01 am

Chuck Norris wrote:
Ra's Al Ghul wrote:That's preposterous. You cannot kill an immortal.
Tell that to Mr Roundhouse kick

Infidel!

How dare you talk to the Master in such a manner!

I'll send the League of Shadows to deal with you... shortly. They are busy assassinating cartoonists and setting fire on embassies right now.

Chuck Norris · Post by **Chuck Norris** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:18 am

Ubu wrote:
Chuck Norris wrote:
Ra's Al Ghul wrote:That's preposterous. You cannot kill an immortal.
Tell that to Mr Roundhouse kick
Infidel!

How dare you talk to the Master in such a manner!

I don't talk, i kick.

KingMob · Post by **KingMob** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:23 am

This is a public service announcement.
Always Remember:

In other words: Sit, Ubu, sit.

Brendocon wrote:Love the fact that half of them could be anyone, but it's blatantly obvious who Doom is...

quoted for truth.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:50 am

Interesting aside, I was reading Swamp Thing yesterday and he whaled the absolute crap out of Batman, but then afterwards Batman was all like "you try that again and I'll kill you" and Swamp Thing was like "yes, I believe you might".

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:49 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:Interesting aside, I was reading Swamp Thing yesterday and he whaled the absolute crap out of Batman, but then afterwards Batman was all like "you try that again and I'll kill you" and Swamp Thing was like "yes, I believe you might".

you gotta love comic book logic!

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:52 pm

Yeah, ironically a few pages later these government goons killed Swamp Thing based on plans drawn up by Lex Luthor, so I reckon Bats could have had him easily.

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:34 pm

Has it ever been plainly put out exactly how smart Luthor is compared to Bruce Wayne?

It was revealed in World’s Finest Comics No. 160 September 1966 (googling about for quite some time to find that one...) that Batmans IQ is 192.

(Wizard has said that it is 232, but they are rubbish.)

That is terribly high, now innit? I think the most common value among the general population is something like a 100, right?

That means that he's almost twice as smart as a normal person. However, as far as I can understand, it has never been clearly stated as to how great an intelligence Luthor has.

It might be possible that he, like Tony Stark, has such a highly evolved intelligence that there does not exist any conventional IQ-test that can accurately measure it.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:35 pm

Predabot wrote:I think the most common value among the general population is something like a 100, right?

Hence the scale.

100 = 1 = standard.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:37 pm

Predabot wrote: It was revealed in World’s Finest Comics No. 160 September 1966 (googling about for quite some time to find that one...) that Batmans IQ is 192.

Really? damn it i'm nearly as smart as batman!

did a test a few years ago and had an IQ of 164 ish i think.
that's probably dropped a few points over the intervening years mind.

John Rambo · Post by **John Rambo** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:02 pm

You're all women in the eyes of Rambo.

The only one that could hold his own against me is Chuck.

Cause out here....I'm the law.

Cthulhu · Post by **Cthulhu** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:20 pm

Brendocon wrote:100 = 1

I like your logic.

When the Great Ones return, you may stand at my side assured of your position in the New World Order.

Chuck Norris · Post by **Chuck Norris** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:20 pm

John Rambo wrote:The only one that could hold his own against me is Chuck.

I'll be holding more than my own John, I'll be holding your spinal cord between my toes when i'm finished with you.

BA Baracus · Post by **BA Baracus** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:55 pm

Yo Chuck, I pity you Fool!

Buddha · Post by **Buddha** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:58 pm

So, what have we learned?

Legion is nearly as smart as Batman (or at least, he used to be).
Jesus is a threat to every living (and non-living) being whenever he is in the vicinity of a kitchen.
100=1=standard.
People love to jump on an Alt ID bandwagon.
Chuck Norris, while stronger than a force of nature, really needs to relax a bit.
It's blatantly obvious who Dr. Doom really is.

And most importantly of all.....

Batman pwnz everyone.

That sound right?

BA Baracus · Post by **BA Baracus** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:05 pm

FOOL!

All you will find here is PAIN!

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:09 pm

BA!

You're my idol! I even got this picture of you, I've wanted it signed for years!

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